Jody
Why should I be accepted as a Heartless Bitch?
Here are the top 11 reasons...Why 11? Why not...
1. My family and friends refer to me as "The Likeable Bitch"...imagine what my enemies call me, the possibilities are endless.
2. Being in touch with your inner Bitch is an essential part of being a woman.
3. Stupidity is not an excuse.
4. Canada needs to bring back some sort of capital punishment, maybe a guillotine. Nah, not enough of a deterrent , not for the real freaks...you know, child molesters, rapists, murderers, and numerous other classifications of social rejects. I'VE GOT IT! What we do with them is...we stuff them in a cage, drain their gall bladders, and then shoot them into outer space. No more crowded prisons....just *POOF* fucking space dust. Ta Da...
5. My husband has called me an "Ice Queen" on several occasions, remember...this is someone who loves me...tee hee.
6. No sympathy here...you make your bed, you fucking sleep in it.
7. My motto has always been "If you have to be a Bitch, be the best Bitch you can be".
8. Those who have no sense of common decency, consideration for others or are otherwise morally deficient should be promptly sterilized so as to prevent the spread of these infections that plague or society. This should also include those suffering from ignorance, laziness, and excessive stupidity.
9. I fucking hate "Victims"...pull it together for fuck's sake and take some responsibility for your life and your actions. These people should also be banned from reproducing.
10. My husband and his friends refer to the backlash that I often produce as "The Wrath".
11. Brutal honesty is my policy. Why sugar coat everything? We are adults for fuck's sake, if you can't take your feelings getting hurt sometimes then you are in for an awful long and disappointing fucking life.
So, these are just a few of the many reasons I should be a part of Heartless Bitches International. Please note that today was a good day, PMS days are even better...
Country: Canada
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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