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My Heartless Bitch qualities began to manifest themselves at an early age on the playgrounds of my elementary school. Scores of girls would impishly run about screaming and fleeing from the inane boys who would doggedly chase them. I never liked being chased so instead I became the hired gun for the girls who would roughly intercept the boys and shove their dirty faces into the stones. I never really liked the girls I was protecting so the brutality was born more out of my own joy than out of my job description. As I grew older I started despising such characteristically girly things like pastels and shitty, sappy "girl" music that always involved the broken hearts of the pathetic walking wounded, namely all the crap my friends subjected me to over the goddamned phone.

As time progressed I started to prove myself to be a sentient and precocious female in and out of school. Sadly other people also saw me as shy, passive, and the owner of a prematurely large rack (they received the envy of the girls and the stares of the boys, oh joy). As is usual of boys coming into their own misguided and overly aggressive sexuality, they started getting grabby. Unfortunately for those who felt the need to feel me up, I started wearing a nice pair of big ass black boots which I would swiftly propel into their giblets when my personal space was invaded. Once a boy even made lewd gestures of cunnilingus with his fingers in my face so I grabbed the fucker's hand and twisted it until he begged, whimpered, and squealed for his freedom.

I am not one of those girls who calls themselves a Bitch because they are loud and can yell over other people's thoughts. I call myself a Bitch because I have immense patience and as soon as I am given the floor my words are so profound and cutting that my soft-spoken nature alone cannot remove the sting from the prolific truths and criticisms I deliver with every breath. Well, only if I really care enough to give a damn.

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