...one day I was walking down the street, pondering the minutiae that comprises my life, when a man passed me walking in the other direction.

Man: "Cheer up! Life's not that bad!" Me: "Fuck you" Man: mouth dropped with stunned silence Me: surprised and joyful

That was one of the most zen-irific moments of my life; one small step down the path of the Liberation of The Bitch. I had been the passive recipient of similar intrusions in the past and I always resented it. I resented it in silence because I felt shamed and so could not come up with a response. But this time my soul found its voice. It came from deep within but it was also bubbling right there under the surface, biding its time, waiting for the moment to unleash itself on some twat.

ps - his advice worked. From that moment and for the remainder of my walk, I was smiling.

Country: United States

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