I've always been a fan of sarcasm and dry humor, and believe that anyone who can make a joke without bathroom humor, or ignorance of any kind, deserves respect. Also, I'm a fan of the truth. If you look like shit in that shirt, I'm going to tell you. I like to consider that a trait of TRUE friendship and love. Unfortunately men (and women alike) disagree, find this to be 'rude'. See example below;

Slutty McSlut 1:"How DARE she tell me that it's ridiculous to buy clothes 2 sizes to small! I WANT to dress like this. I iS aM hAwT! I mean, like, seriously for REALZIES and TROOSIEZ. Look at my saddlebags hanging out! Aren't I just like, the sex?"

Slutty McSlut 2: "Oh don't worry hunny bunny. You are very cute, and she is obviously just jealous, because the men she likes...they are all so BORING. They have jobs, and they allow her to pay for things occasionally. At least we get our menz to treat us how we deserve to be treated!"

Slutty McSluts 1&2: "Princess Love FOREVER! Yay!" Like, Oh my god, totally gag me with like, an Abercrombie Model! Or a spoon. Really, whatever you feel necessary...

Sometimes I really hear conversations like that, and it makes my eye twitch. It feels good though, so I let it do its own thing.

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