People often harbor the (fallacious) belief that I believe that I am far superior to everyone else. I suppose that's because I don't drink until I find myself unconscious, drowning in my own vomit and excrement. I suppose another reason would be that I do not feel the need to peddle my body to every willing, drooling hankerer.

I have no time for people who cannot comprehend the form of a legitimate sentence. I have no time for girls whose area of expertise consists of sexually gratifying her "bf", and guys who think that a big penis is the answer to life's many problems.

By the way, I have no time for people who can't spell, or use cheesy abbreviations such as the previous "bf" example.

Most people would call me a cynic because of how skeptical I am of love. How can you blame me when everywhere I go I find needy, co-dependent couples clinging to each other for dear life, for all the wrong reasons? My old best friend got punched by her boyfriend, so she upped their sex-life to four times per day. Why? She can't live without him. Oh yeah, that's right; I almost forgot about the breathing lessons he had been giving her on the side, among other things (herpes?).

I'm not afraid to tell you that you're a dumb asshole when you are, in fact, being a dumb asshole.

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