Elia
I feel like taking a baseball bat to certain members of my own sex
when they act cutesy and oh so "helpless" to get a guy's attention or help, when
they can damn well do something on their own! Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying
asking a guy for help with something like lifting a heavy package or a table is
a sign that you're weak, but for Christ's sake, make it a GENUINE request for
help.
I am not afraid to open my mouth and ask a question, ask for
help if I need it, or to Bitch about something that bugs me. I will call someone
out on something I don't agree with, and I don't care if they think I'm a bitter
old tavern wench in disguise for it. I like to be creative with insults, and
heaven help the one who's dumb enough to set me off.
I enjoy dark humor - sucks for you if you can't stomach that. I can laugh
at jokes made even about religion. Please don't bother me if you can't do the
same - if you can't laugh at yourself, you're already half-dead anyway.
No, I will not lower my standards just to nab a partner, I'll just keep my
expectations low. HINT: If I don't like you, TOO BAD. Don't waste your time
trying to change that, because chances are you'll only make me hate you more
with your attempts to garner my favor. You wanna try and hit me? I know how to
defend myself, and I DO know how to kill someone without using a weapon.
Don't always come to me complaining of boredom, and don't fucking expect me
to know how to fix it - that's YOUR job. And if you just shoot down my
suggestions for no real reason, you can damn well stew in your own juices for
all I care. You're welcome. I've heard stupid people existed, but I never
thought that they had this many spawn! I thought we were supposed to be evolving
and getting smarter. I guess I should have known better than to expect such
stellar results!
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