Annie
I'm a Heartless Bitch by nature. I don't give a shit what you think of me because as long as you're thinking of me I must be important.
My dating motto: Never go back once I've dumped someone. That's just ignorant. If he wasn't good enough the first time around what makes leftovers any better? He's not lasagna.
If I dump your ass don't come back to me begging. Don't tell me you can't live without me. If you can't live without me then why aren't you dead yet??? Get a fucking clue. You're a loser and I woke up a little too late.
And please, Mr. Clueless, just because I said NO doesn't automatically mean I'm a lesbian. But if it makes your sensitive little ego feel that much better, then I am a lesbian. I'll just go get it on with my grrlfriend over here and, btw, you're NOT invited.
And for all those people out there who are sitting around being the victim because "The Man" is keeping you down, or whatever other demon you have in your head, get a grip on yourself. You are what you make of yourself. If you don't dream big, you won't make it big. If you eat that bag of Oreo's...well, you're not going to fit into those jeans very long without an elastic waistband, so don't come crying to me about it unless you've got some solution or are looking for the silver lining.
And don't lie to your mother. That's just the wussiest thing ever. What's your mother going to do to you anyway? Take away your birthday? Why does a grown man (like, say, my ex, for example) lie to his mother? He's 40 fucking years old. Be a man a just tell your mama you had sex before marriage and knocked up your new girlfriend on your first date. Don't think she can't do the math when Jr. comes out healthy in 4 months. And you call yourself a genius?
I'm a Heartless Bitch. I think the rest of the world should accept me for who I am because I've certainly accepted the nature I've been born into.
Country: United States of America
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