Trish
I am a Heartless Bitch not just because part of my cold heart melted
at reading the checklist and knowing I have found a site that will make me laugh
at it's share truth.
Basically I am the woman who tells her friends exactly why that guy didn't
call, explain that although I am here to listen I will not be involved in the
same conversation over and over again,(that's right - if you ask the same question the answer will be the same or sarcastic)
I make plans to go out and do not change them because you have broken up
with your Boyfriend of one month.
If you want to behave like a doormat I will not feel sorry for you. And
probably will laugh at your pain.
Do not think that a crisis consists of him not calling or him not wanting
to go to the latest chick flick.
I also feel very strongly about not caring that I am going to hurt some
poor nice fella's feelings by refusing to listen to his drivel while out.
I will show them up if they won't go away and when I say no that I secretly
don't mean yes.
My favourite come back presently is "You can by me a drink, but I want to
see your penis first." Generally this leaves them standing there open-mouthed while I walk
off with my newly acquired free drink. Well, why not take the drink?
I see it as them paying me for the time I have just wasted.
I will not come to a rugby match just because you don't think I take enough
of an interest in your hobbies, just like you don't understand buying shoes is
just as much of a sport as watching sports on telly is for you.
And lastly I won't feel bad about taking an idea and implementing it
and making it work...Bill Gates wouldn't be rich if he had just talked about
setting up his own software company.
Country: England
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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