Traci
Ah, our story begins 2 Jan 92 in a little place called Parris Island,
SC. The scene - Marine Corps boot camp graduation ceremony.
Promotion meritoriously to Private First Class as Series Honor Guide for Platoon
4001 is yours truly. When you're in a platoon of 32 women you've lived in
close quarters with for 13 weeks you are in touch with the TRUE BITCH in
you. It's similar to "The Force" for you sci-fi fans.
My motto, which applied through my Marine Corps enlistment? "The weak
are a liability to the mission and liabilities are eliminated........but not
always with the least amount of force necessary."
In my current job, I took over as manager of a finance company that had
gone down the shitter. In 4 months time, I have taken delinquency from
72.3% to 24.7% and this has included tracking people down, going to their homes,
garnishing their bank accounts, dragging their ass in to court and any other
means (legally of course) necessary. I believe we all have
situations that arise and we can't control. To those clients I am
understanding and willing to work with them as long as they keep in contact with
me. However, if you're dodging me for weeks, don't be surprised when I sue your
evasive ass! You can run but you can't hide!
Training the new employee proved to be a pointless effort. I have
never seen the 1,000 yd. stare in a civilian, but this woman has proven that not
only us blondes can be total airheads. I have trained and re-trained this
woman for 2.5 months at this point - going so far as to write a new procedures
handbook, reading it to her, watching her while she does any transaction and
redirecting when a mistake is made, and the list goes on. I have now put
little notes all over her computer monitor to tell her what to do. I have
wasted many "man hours" correcting mistakes that even rookies don't make after
Week One. I have consulted with the CEO, producing documented examples of her
inability to retain any information. If I can work 15 accounts within 30
minutes there is no reason you should be on account 4 at 3.5 hrs. in to the work
day.
Laziness is unacceptable.
If you can't figure something out, you better ask someone who DOES instead
of fucking it up!!!
Never, EVER involve emotions in business.
Opinions and feelings can always be debated, but the facts?
NEVER!
Involving your feelings only makes you a whiny little scumbag with no
backbone so "grab a pair, drink water and drive on."
In finality, I'll leave you with another of my Bitchy sayings: When
you're presented with an obstacle in life there are a few ways to handle
it: Rise above it, Maneuver around it, Go through it - and - if all else
fails, Blow the Hell out of it!!!
Country: United States of America
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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