Suzie
Just last night I went into a tirade against women who buoy up stereotypical jocks, i.e., guys who only do 'guy things' because they believe there is some sort of code that, should they ignore it, will turn them into females. My guy friend had been in a conversation w/ some female coworkers and after he told them how great he thought spas are, they instantly pegged him as gay and said their bf's would never go to a spa w/ them. This makes me want to scream on at least four levels (guys can only do guy things, girls can only do girl things, there is something wrong w/ being gay, girls who bitch about their stereotypical jock bf's and yet continue to have sex with them and most often try to marry them).
I have little tolerance for stupid people in general and feel pain every time I wait in the supermarket checkout line, with the consolation that at least I have never owned a Cosmo or a magazine of the like.
I am proud that I prefer dancing to music over being humped to it, that being the 'evil breakup bitch' for the last 13 years has never stopped me from leaving a dead relationship, that I have honed the ability to never stoke the ego of any man or woman with 'prince/princess' written all over their face, and that even while being in a happy relationship, I still want to stick a spike in my head when a wedding reality show is advertised on TV.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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