I'm a Heartless Bitch because:

- I know I'm cleverer than the majority of other people and am honest enough to say so, if asked.

- I've spent enough time with severely disabled people who can behave perfectly well like a fucking adult not to take any shit from some little learning disabled princess who never got told to grow the hell up.

- I'll lie to my mother without thinking twice, if it's better for me that way.

- I don't give a fuck if it's inconvenient to rearrange things so that I can access them. The restaurant/college/bar's problem, not mine.

- I've learnt that a resounding silence can tell an idiot an awful lot about their oh-so-funny joke or oh-so-interesting fact.

Country: England

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