For the week of Nov 14, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Anna-liza - "You may be the center of your universe, but you're not the center of mine."
Juli - "If you intrude on me you make your business my business. Endure the consequences or piss off and leave me alone!"
Lucia - "aroused by a bright mind"
Barb - "Proud Cunt"
Kimmy - "People who try to have a negative impact on my life are just a splat on the windshield. I'll be nice to all the spineless, uninspired, uninformed, gossipy, pathetic little bugs out there, but I'm really just thinking SPLAT."
Jolie - "I don't ask for permission or approval to exist, think, live, or dream."
Caitlin - "If you don't want to have to live up to expectations in a relationship then go get a blow up doll."
Ruthie - "Stop complaining about how girls don't notice you or care about you...by which you mean the hott girls don't notice you or care about you. The plain girls out there are better, but you ignore them, you hypocrite. Get some balls."
Superfuckin'bitch - "Never say die, always try, and don't take shit lying down. Fight!"
Maebe - "At first I was afraid.....then I grew up!"
Heather - "I am me... unsinkable and unbreakable... a legend for all to behold."
Lilith - "I am creating my own universe, right here, right now - and you are only in it so I have something to laugh at!"
Tina - "Just because I'm pretty and sitting at the bar doesn't mean I want to make out with you and no I don't need a reason. (But here's a few just to make you feel better; you're uninteresting, unattractive, a bad dancer, your shirt's ugly, you smell. Take your pick)"
Caron - "Kick at the darkness until it bleeds light."
Andrea - "Get over it and move on."
Karey - "I don't aspire to perfection, I am close enough already (we can settle it outside if you don't believe me)."
A.j. - "Who says you have to like them to have sex with them?"
Paige - "I don't pretend well. Don't waste time trying to figure me out. Either ask me or move on."
Keecia - "I have boundaries, and they are clearly marked and reinforced with C4."
Amanda - "When you hate everything about your life, take a deep breath, get into a hot bath, grab a bottle of wine and smack yourself with it. Just hard enough to make you realize that only you can end your misery."
Marj - "Me first. Then you, maybe. I've seen hard times and made my own mistakes and have the scars to prove it."
Teresa - "Take your emotional sop elsewhere! I'm out!"
Joy - "Anyone can be a Bimbo! It takes brains to be a Bitch and I swell with pride when someone calls me one."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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