For the week of Aug 22, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Michelle - "Judgmental + insensitive &> stupid + spineless. How I love math."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Kelly - "I'm not going to pretend to be nicer or less smart to make myself more palatable for you. If you can't handle straightforward honesty, that's your problem."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Rebecca - "Don't leave the pants lying on the floor, then complain when I wear them."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: John - "If you're going to cuss me out, for the love of GOD, do it well. Just calling me an asshole is NOT "doing it well". Calling me an ass-licking, shit-eating, waste of carbon, moose fucker IS."
Psyprass - "I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees."
Kristina - "Looking back is lame. Moving forward, necessary."
Annie - "Those dispensing pity and sympathy be warned: you may find yourself on the receiving end of a vicious snark attack."
L.a. - "Stupid people shouldn't breed. Get bent, assbag."
Rebecca - "In this lifetime you can't make everyone happy, take exhaustive measures to make sure YOU are happy."
Hanna - "I'll smile when I have a good day, not to improve yours."
Shay - "If I didn't Bitch or smoke I would explode or mangle someone. In any case the results would be messy and if I wasn't around to clean it up afterwards it would start to smell..."
Patrice - "Twenty percent of people want a win-win situation where both sides come out with something. THEN there's the 80 percent who have to push it. They find out. "What did you say, Rhett? Well, I don't really give a damn about you either. After all, you are my third husband. There's plenty more where you came from""
Zannah - "To know and not to do is not to know."
Nolene - "The only guarantee you get in life is death."
Katie - "If you think you're a fuck-up, you've already answered your question. Don't whine to me about it, and don't expect it's my responsibility to help you change."
Rachel - "Women do not deserve to be treated poorly. We demand respect and we can only get that respect from the opposite sex if we respect ourselves."
Jade - "I refuse to stroke the egos of those who unconsciously BEG for the stroking."
Crossbow - "Being a good person doesn't mean being a pushover. And that goes for men too."
Lindsay - "You can keep your fucking approval. I'll be a Heartless Bitch with or without you."
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