For the week of June 6, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Kirsty - "I will be what *I* will be - not what the world would have me be."
Euphrasyne - "Your stupidity is not my problem."
Ron - "When men ask me "Does your husband play golf too?" I laugh and ask, "Do you putt with your dick or just think with it?""
Charles - "Jumping into the same hole you climbed out of does not make you a victim, a martyr, or a saint. It makes you an idiot."
Dawn - "Give 150%, expect 100%. Life is intense - why shouldn't you be?"
Amber - "I would much rather be insulted sincerely than praised insincerely."
Safy - "I lack tolerance for the brainless."
Jeanie - "I would rather be true to myself and walk alone than be true to others and abandon myself."
Emily - "Don't start a conversation with me if you don't want a lecture on why you can kiss my ass."
Kalista - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because I tell my boyfriends that I don't need a "white knight" to ride up and rescue me--I've got my own horse!"
Larry - "Tired of Brainless Bimbos? Try new, sugar-free Heartless Bitches! You'll be glad you did!"
Nancy - "I have forgotten more than you will ever learn about being a Bitch, so back the fuck off."
Linda - "I am the best at what I do - BITCH!"
Viliina - "I'm tired of women who let guys treat them like toilet paper."
Lisa - "I'm smart, talented and aggressive and I get what I want; and if your one of those unfortunate individuals to get in my way be prepared to get run over."
Li - "Cheer up, emo kid, before I kick your fucking brains in and play hopscotch on your quivering, self-pitying ass."
Chloe - "Beware: My curvy, cuddly exterior belies my true nature, which is caustic and unyielding. I can destroy you, and I won't hesitate to do so if I feel you're undeserving of my kindness."
Eva - "I don't' think I'm Heartless, but my heart is made of flesh and blood like any other animal."
Abbie - "Impatience with morons, honesty above all, and indifference to sympathy-leeches are the ingredients to my Bitch pie."
Lila - "Call me Bitch, selfish, Heartless.. I won't mind! I can give a thousand reasons why I am all of that!"
Valerie - "The truth might hurt, but you're going to hear it from me anyway, and don't start an argument with me if you don't have the facts or memory to back it up. I make it a point to win."
Alcene - "So I am not the Virgin Mary, to be honest I think she was a prude, I have more respect for Madonna or any girl who broke the rules!"
Shana - "I despise being known or referred to as a "Bitch." This, of course, is for one reason only, I am not just any old Bitch... I am a qualified "Heartless Bitch", so fucking get it right!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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