For the week of May 3, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Silvee - "Don't judge me based on my looks, judge yourself for stupidly thinking I wasn't anything more than a dumb blonde."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Jessie - "If you think feminist is a bad word, we probably will never be friends."
Alex - "If it smells like shit, and looks like shit...chances are it's shit!"
Arielle - "I pay my own rent. That means I don't have to play by anyone else's rules."
Catherine - "To every stupid teenage boy who thinks it's funny to call me a man: At least one of us has balls."
Catie - "It's a cold world baby. Put on a sweater."
Chantale - "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
Charlotte - "I'm heading down the road of life just fine on my own; I don't need some dick to do the driving!"
Cheryl - "I've been rolling my own tampons for years."
Dawn - "Evil, Wicked, Mean & Nasty"
Dawn - "My refusal to conform to the norms set up by a patriarchal society that doesn't give a damn about me because I am a strong woman."
Diana - "I don't believe in charity. Of any kind."
Elena - "I'm an ice-cold Bitch that strikes fear into the heart of men (and women)."
Florence - "My kids are autistic, what's your excuse?"
Hannah - "Excuse the noise. That's the sound of my eyes rolling in disgust."
Iulia - "I'd rather be closer to the truth (ideal and untouchable), be it ugly, scary and disappointing, than wallow in willful fantasy-painted ignorance. This, paradoxically, has made me a lot happier. Go figure."
Jeebes - "You wanna fuck with me, then I will make your life hell."
Jennifer - "I'm a woman not an invalid. I can and will take care of myself."
Joanie - "I kick those emotional crutches right out from under them and laugh when they fall."
Judith - "Thanks for the ride but I prefer my skates."
Kathryn - "I profess the power and importance of women through my bold, raw words and actions. If that means I'm a Bitch, then I say, "Hell, yes, I'm the biggest Bitch in the world!""
Katie - "Tell people what you want. You have no right to complain that your boyfriend didn't read your mind."
Kelly - "The only person responsible for taking care of me is me, and if I start to whine it's a red flag that I have to DO something about the situation."
Keysha - "People get what they deserve. With any luck, all the dumb-asses will get theirs while I'm around....so that I can get a laugh out of it."
Kim - "I don't ask because I don't care or want to know"
Krista - "Fuck nice, I'd prefer honesty over niceness any day!"
Leah - "I go with my gut instinct. Yes, it can be abrasive and often pisses people off but I can truly say that I am never dishonest with myself and I will not suffer ill treatment to "keep the peace"."
Lianna - "Not responsible for any damage to your heart."
Lisa - "Get on with it and stop expecting everybody else to do it for you!"
Lisa - "When I tell people who don't want to do their job (it's good to be the King or Queen at work) I tell them "Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick". Generally they get right back on track."
May - "Will not boost egos. Will not date leeches. I don't have time to waste."
Michal - "Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening because I don't give a damn."
Misha - "To those who feel offended: If you cant take it... stop bending over. [that SHOULD be on a damn bumper sticker.]"
Olga - "That all attempts to accustom me come to end with the hands pulled out on an elbow"
Samantha - "Because God broke the mold when He made me!!!"
Sandra - "I DON'T want to baby-sit, bake cookies, listen to your gobbledygook, or be your *special* friend. I DO want my own space, and the freedom to choose who enters it, and for how long!"
Saturnrising - "I'm not mad, I just hate you."
Stacey - "Masochism or feminism? I'll choose feminism"
Zelda - "Bites harder, faster, and you'll never find the body."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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