For the week of April 18, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Christy - "Listening to your endless dribble is so hypnotic and mind-numbing that you should have a label that reads "May cause drowsiness - do not operate around large machinery" tattooed to your forehead."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Shelly - "Don't expect that I will be a whore for you in the bedroom because more than likely, you will become mine."
Afsaneh - "I am responsible for my own happiness."
Amelie - "In response to my ex-boyfriend demanding that I make him dinner. What was that? A Jim Jones special you say?"
Ashleigh - "I would rather shove bamboo shoots down my finger nails than date a guy with the back bone of a twinkie."
Jane - "Although I enjoy being a woman I much prefer the company of men as they are less catty and more fun to be around."
Jennifer - "I have a "don't ask won't tell" policy: Don't ASK me my fucking opinion and I won't TELL it to you - probably."
Kelly - "Never give up your true self to another person. You're the one who will have to look at yourself in the mirror every day for the rest of your life."
Manicmuse - "How 'bout I let you know where you can shove your make-over."
Marion - "choose one from the above..."
Melanie - "Life's an Bitch, then you meet ME!! Deal with it."
Yeppi - "My one liner is a work in progress. Something really cutting and witty about passion, identity, fighting and unity."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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