For the week of March 7, 2005
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Lisa - "Mistakes are teachers; They will continue to repeat a lesson until it has been learned"
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Shannon - "Just because I'm short, skinny and young doesn't mean I'm afraid of you. Get over it."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Renate - "A Bitch isn't the way she is to impress anybody or to fulfill someone else's ideals. She is who she is, even when it isn't pretty or popular."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Syrinx - "If you confuse kindness with martyrdom, stay away from me. There are several religions for this and I'm not a member of one."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Mika - "It's called a spine. Growing one might be a good idea."
Sherri - "I'm sorry but you've got me confused with someone who actually gives a damn. STOP WHINING."
Lisa - "If you can't stand the heat, stick your head in the oven and turn on the gas."
Eva - "That's it, I'm calling the wahmbulance."
Kathy - "Go to the First Church of Get-Over-It."
Pirate - "Grow up and talk to me like a fuckin' adult or go whine to someone else about me being a cunt."
Annette - "Take me as I am, because honey it doesn't get any better than this!"
CourtneyHate - "I'm not your problem...YOU are your own problem"
Tj - "Don't whine to me about your husband. You PICKED him and you knew he was a jerk then!"
Laura - "Women ARE NOT decoration, maids, toys, baby-making machines, chefs, sex objects, punching bags, or INFERIOR TO MEN."
Faith - "I went against the norm to be who I am, what I am and get where I am - with no one's help. I didn't want it then I don't want it now, and I didn't use my tits twat or ass to get there. So if you expect me to show you respect you damn well better earn it or don't waste my time."
Charity - "Take me or leave me. Either way, you won't forget me."
Lizzie - "If you think that I don't have a brain because I don't have a penis, does that imply you keep your brain in your pants?"
Ren - "I can go from nice to nasty in about 30 seconds. Just try me."
Andro - "If you are just going to be whining, sniveling, sorry for yourself or otherwise a cesspool of your own worthless emotions, then get out of my healthy air."
Moon - "I'm a very agreeable individual. If you vehemently argue you're ugly, I will probably not contend."
Fidelma - "Call me intimidating, call me a hard, I'll take it as a compliment. Just remember what you said when you come to deal with me... it didn't come from thin air!"
Qit - "The drama slug leaves its slime trail of angst. Now, where is that salt?"
Katt - "'Heartless Bitchiness' used to be called 'taking the lead'. Then, people who 'weren't supposed to' started doing it."
Rachel - "I'm emotionally stable, and I don't put up with shit from anyone, including myself. Somehow, this offends, terrifies, and disgusts half the people I meet."
Mary - "My Life ... My RULES!"
Stephanie - "People may think I'm a Heartless Bitch for being "selfish" and putting my own wants and needs above those of others, but the only people I'll have to answer to when I die is me and God. And as for God, well, somehow I think she'll understand that I'm no good to anyone else unless I'm happy with myself. Everyone else can just fuck off."
Deb - "Life is too short to spend it with a jerk."
Tina - "Just because it's called common sense, doesn't mean it's a common trait."
Stephanie - "Stop whining, get out of bed, put the chocolate down and give yourself some damned respect."
Seal0626 - "Why SHOULD I try to be 'good enough' for my inferiors?"
Lenga - "I really don't care."
Kari - "Self-made Bitch!"
Lori - "Do I look like I have a magic wand to make it all okay? Suck it up, get over yourself and get on with your own life, away from me."
Candace - "Excuse me...do I have "personal therapist" written on my forehead? No? Then shut the fuck-up!"
Celia - "Don't waste my time, you're lucky I decided to stop and listen to you for a moment in the first place."
Chris - "Go on, continue being an idiot; that just makes my mental crosshairs lock on faster."
Kohaku - "I'm afraid that such a crass and vulgar individual such as your self has no chance in conversing with someone such as me...Oh I'm sorry, you probably didn't understand that. To put in monkey terms...Fuck off..."
Kim - "The best revenge is being happy."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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