Jennifer
Okay. In my original application I typed in the quickest and most flippant thing I could think of and sent it to you. I am not sure if it was rejected (it should have been) or if Xmas sees you all on holidays, but I am taking this opportunity to re-apply with a little more thought.
I regard myself worthy of joining the ranks of card-carrying members of Heartless Bitches International, not because I hate men or because I feel I can stomp on anyone regardless of their gender whenever I want to or because they are looking at me the wrong way or breathing my air (it's my air damnit...get your own).
I am a Heartless Bitch because despite not needing to assert myself on a second-by-second basis I am still regarded as intimidating and ball bustin'; I am a Heartless Bitch because I choose to do it my way, despite your well-intentioned advice; I am a Heartless Bitch because I refuse to participate any longer in the never-ending drama that is your life; I am a Heartless Bitch because I don't give a damn about you or any of the many, many problems you think you have.
I may be a Heartless Bitch but of course I care. Sure I give a damn. It's just that it's me for whom I care. Not you. So deal with it okay. Or not. :)
Jennifer
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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