It takes more than a first name and a profession to receive my number at a bar. Nothing short of a resume, background check and an application are acceptable.

The thought of being dependent on a male for financial and emotional security is enough to make my dinner make a second appearance. I also believe that revealing the fact that you filed for bankruptcy at 22, and your mom has an uncontrollable coke habit should not be part of casual dinner conversation on a first date and is reason enough for me to take a trip to the "restroom" without any intention of returning.

Further more, touching me without verbal or written consent is an invitation for my fist to get to know your face.

"Desperate Housewives" should be classified as "Horror" not as a "Drama".

And lastly, if one more person refers to me as an "Ice Queen" I just may have to explain to them that the reason I am not a sappy, whining female is because I have pride and standards.

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