I make ALL the rules!...here's a few:

1. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!
2. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
3. Dishsoap is your friend.
4. Buying me dinner does not equal foreplay.
5. Two words: clean socks.
6. You're wrong....(refer to rule #1)
7. You're sorry.
8. Think boxers...Silk boxers!
9. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
10. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. (refer to rule #1)

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