I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. It's my personal opinion that the morons of the world are breeding, and that one day the world will be one giant Jerry Springer show, because reasonably intelligent people use birth control.

I've also dealt with my fair share of assholes. I have proof that there are nice guys in the world, since my best friend happens to be one of them. In fact a bunch of these nice guys happen to to be my buddies, but this doesn't help my love life any, espcially since they granted me an honourary penis. Thrilling.

I haven't totally given up on men or the human race yet, but I think some quotes from my buttons (I collect buttons with words of wisdom) may just sum up my feelings on life right now.

Just think. National Enquierer readers are among the elite minority who actually read.

Men are like linoleum. If you lay'em right, you can walk on them for years.

If you are whiny, stupid or otherwise annoying, there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you.

The average women prefers beauty to brains because the average man can see better that he can think.

Anyway, I've got about 150 more of those, but I'll hold off for now. When I finally get my web page together, they'll be there

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