Why am I a Heartless Bitch?

• Because I exclude from my life the martyrs and babies, mood swing freaks and those with a knack for just the bad moods, the bitter, woman-hating males and even more twisted, woman-hating women, Excluded is that lame guy at the bar who wants (needs) to tell me what is wrong with me and how much I need to lighten up and all when I do not get giddy-silly by his beer-bloated presence.
• Because while I said I do not let the aforementioned crap in my life, it all seeps through, and oh, when it does, I am forced to resort to some Cold-Hearted tactics.
• Because while no one should go around being El Bitch Grande just for the sake of being mean, I know that there are many fuckers out there that respect no other negative response to their advances and behavior than an in their face bitch screamin' "Your shit has got to stop."
• Because you guys seem damn witty and I would like a card please.

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