More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Elizabeth - "Mean people don't suck, they kick the shit out of people who say 'Mean people suck.'"
Celia - "If you don't like the way I'm driving this train, then get off my fuckin kaboose!"
Chyna - "Everyone has the right to be stupid...But you are abusing the privilege..."
Terilynn - "I find it incredibly amazing that you can be this stupid and still be ALLOWED TO LIVE."
Lisa - "Don't worry, If I bite your head off.. I will spit it out later..."
Sarahdog - "In the back of my truck, I have a Louisville Slugger. (Yeah, yeah, it sucks)"
Cyndi - "If I wanted to hear from a asshole, I would Fart!"
Shannon - ""Your tears do not wash away your sorrows. They feed someone else's joy." - Amy Tan
Most of the time that someone is male. So, get your kicks somewhere else fucker!!!!"
Angie - "Who needs a whiney man...dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!!"
Lori - "Adapt, migrate or die."
Allison - "Some men are assholes...but you're over doing it!"
Serika - "Guys often ask me what I'd do if I had a dick for a day...well, Simple...I'd make him buy me dinner.....then dump him."
Laura - "Conversation with an X :
Him - "You look great!"
Me -"You look like shit!""
Teri - "Ok, so you don't like my attitude. That's your problem, deal with it.."
Michelle - ""I see you and I'm so unsatisfied, I see you and I dilate" -Ani DiFranco"
Lyn - "Do the world a favor; kill yourself before you breed."
Eva - "Sometimes people, ought to connect their brains with their mouth before speaking."
Toye - "Exactly when did your age surpass your I.Q.?"
Elisabeth - "I'll be a tough lawyer so I'll be called a bitch and my male counterparts will be called counsel."
Lisa - "I already have an asshole, I don't need you!"
Jill - "If I wanted someone to follow me everywhere, I would have bought a dog."
Cessena - "Did you say Bitch? That's my name... are you ready for your enema Mr. Hole?"
Kristen - "My bitchiness comes from deep within, to love me is committing sin."
Barbara - "I know what men want from me, but to me, tampons and douches are a lot cheaper and a lot less hassle."
Kiki - "I don't know who said this one originally, so I cannot attribute it -- suffice it to say I didn't originate it, but it perfectly fits my philosophy of being: "If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the fucking porch!""
Martha - "Do you want sympathy? Go to your shrink."
Jennifer - "I don't need your bullshit, I don't have a garden."
Cherri - "Listen, little man, If I wanted to hear your opinion, I'd GIVE you one, then I'd come over there and beat it out of you!!!"
Jemma - "Why don't YOU save your breath for someone else and credit ME with something more, asshole."
Karen - "I am not gonna wait for a man to find me, if I know where he is first."
Tèrrica - "Fools take what they can get...a Heartless Bitch gets what she can take....and all the world is for the taking...."
Ellen - "You're a nice place to VISIT but.........."
Karen - "You want me to do WHAT to you asshole?? I wouldn't fuck you with someone ELSE'S body!!!"
Misty - "Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me, then leave me the hell alone!!!"
Tracy - "Are you still talking?"
Reina - "Maybe if you're good, I will toy with you a little bit later."
Sigrun - "Morrissey said it best: I'm tired of smiling at people I'd much rather kick in the eye."
Brenda - "A man without a job smells like a wet dog to me!!!!"
Kristen - "When life hands you a bunch of crap, I just throw it right back!"
Marsharee - ""Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to f**k with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."-Winona Ryder (HEATHERS)"
Jeanne - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open."
Little - "Assholes to the back of the line!"
Stacey - "You can't keep a good bitch down!"
Lillian - "I feel like a perfect bitch, and I feel fine."
Laura - "If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother! Where do you think I got my training? (Get'em young, raise'em right!)"
Liz - "Perhaps you think I'm a bitch. Perhaps I don't give a rat's ass."
Jennifer - "MARRIAGE? Yeah right, slavery was abolished in the 19th century!"
Deb - "My dog is starting to look good."
Stephanie - "I'd take a dick on a stick over a man any day."
Christine - "A competent and self confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - L.Long."
Rachael - "Look, buddy. If I wanted you, I'd have you already. Get lost."
Monica - "I believe in speaking the truth. It just happens to be that my truth tends to bring impotency to your words and actions."
Alliso - "My attitude - your problem, deal."
Sydnee - ""I'M IN CONTROL! I'M POWERFUL! DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I'LL EAT YA ALIVE!" (props--> Diane D.)"
Hanna - "I'm tired of proving myself better than the incompetent males I work with."
Darien - "If you don't like it, you had damned well better learn to love it, baby!"
Mary - "I'd swear on my heart that I'll send in a quote later but I don't have one--the heart I mean."
Amanda - "That's fine. I can accept you aren't as intelligent as I am."
Tracy - "I believe congenital idiocy runs in some families."
Vanessa - "Well.. most men either have a dick or are one...show me which you are."
Susan - "The difference between you and my vibrator is when the batteries run down I can recharge the batteries, unlike you..."
Dr - "I'm Ok. You're a shithead."
Christina - "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Alessa - "A guy once told me that he thought I was the meanest, coldest, cruelest and most annoying person he'd ever met and that he'd love to see me dead. All he got out of me was "too bad"."
Kimberly - "Try thinking with the OTHER head, dicksmack."
Alison - "Fuck no, you're not finished yet!"
Meghan - "An agreeable person is someone who agrees with me!!!"
Kirsti - "Most men feel threatened by a woman that neuters her own cats."
Paula - "Fuck me cause you like my mind, screw you if you want only looks."
Pat - "Not another space cadet!"
Liv - "I had to get divorced twice, they wouldn't follow orders."
Niki - "Girlhood is to womanhood as sweetheart is to bitch."
Mae - "I may be a cruel, Heartless Bitch but I am damn good at it!"
Andie - "Yeah, that may be a cup in your pants, but I'm still not turned on."
Reina - ""Don't want your money, don't want your car...don't want to be a freaking movie star...don't want your guilt, don't want your shame, I wanna hear it all over again...I want sex! I want more sex! I want monkey sex! Jungle monkey sex!!"--SkinPiston"
Leslie - "If you want to turn me on, let's have a conversation."
Sarah - "Don't stand there sniveling."
Debbie - "Warm and Fuzzy sucks!"
Kathleen - "Personal ad - are you gorgeous, perfect and magnificant in bed?
Cocky little arsehole aren't you!"
Gina - "Be ignorant and be confident.........and then success is sure."
Jeannie - "I'd rather be called "Heartless" than pretend to be something I'm not."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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