More Real-Life Heartless Bitches
Lizz - "If you'd looked at the credentials on my resume instead of the ones on my chest, we wouldn't have to keep coming back to this courtroom!"
Abby - "If a guy's emotional baggage doesn't fit in the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of him, I'm sure as hell not going to check it for him at the gate."
Stace - "I'll get you, my pretty...and your little trophy girlfriend, too."
Jamie - "If you're going to mess with me little girl, you better be ready to play with the big kids!"
Debb - "Whatever your problem is - get over it and get out of my way."
Tanja - "Men are very simple creatures. Feed 'em, fuck 'em, but withhold the keys to the castle." - Words to live by, from Erica Jong
Cassandra - "Then I'll do it myself, as the nun quipped to the vibrator." -Margaret Atwood
Bijou - "I am a cat, I am independent and curious... but I also have claws, fangs and a temper that is furious."
Bijou - " 'True love' will overcome all obstacles; most especially common sense."
Bijou - "I'm warning you... don't tell me you want my opinion unless you REALLY want it!"
Falcon - "To hell with apologies. I've got no reason to justify my existence to anyone!"
Falcon - "Out of 10 million sperm, why you?"
Steve - "Life is precious. Belated appreciation is worse than none at all.
So give me my flowers while I can still smell them, or get the fuck outta my way."
Steve - "I'm always right, I'm perimenopausal, so leave me the fuck alone and deal with it."
Rhonda - "I may only be one bitch, but I gave birth to four more. Long may we rule!"
Jackie - "Out of my way -- I have a life to get on with."
Christina - "I'm in touch with my Inner Diva, and she does not suffer fools gladly."
Kelly - "100% BITCH and I LOVE IT"
Lydia - "Why not, when men are such dogs?! Besides, I LIKE being on top!"
Heather - "If I need a reason to be a bitch it might as well be you!!!"
Trish - "If bitchiness were an art form, I'd be Michelangelo."
Robin - "Off with their heads"
Annette - "Go ahead call me a bitch! See if I don't smile!"
Jennifer - "My saving grace in life is that I'm easily amused; that makes you a cheap form of entertainment."
Jennifer - "Listen buddy, you must be THIS tall to ride this ride."
Leslie - "Just because I won't go out with you doesn't make me a lesbian, it just makes me smart."
Shannon - "If I was interested in you hon, I'd have already spoken to you!"
Teri - "Anything lost can be found again, except for time wasted." (quoted from the movie FRESH).
Alice - "When the male hormones are raging, stuff a glass full of ice in your pants!"
Georgette - "You really are a pisser, aren't you?"
Ghoti - "What's the price of ghoti? Well, you can't afford it."
Cathy - "Oh, you're leaving, and I'm finding that it's not a minute too soon."
Rebecca - "Darling, that's the wrong hole...try my ear. It's just your size."
Tonya - "Woman by birth, Bitch by choice!"
Halley - "She who trims herself to suit everybody will soon whittle herself away." --Unknown
Kim - "I believe you ought to start thinking with the OTHER head, it would improve your chances for having kids in the future."
Tina - "I refuse to get victimized since I turned from sheep to wolf."
Jellocat - "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Tina - "Why is it that what makes us bitches they admire in other men !"
Deb - "Go away. You're toxic to me."
Ruth-ann - "Bitch is not just a state of mind, but also a state of being."
Pamela - "I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees - my way, my choice, my responsibility - works for me - SO deal with it!"
Katherine - "Lick it, stick it, and send it to someone who gives a shit."
Melissa - "Men are dogs because weak women let them be."
Leah - "Slap first, ask questions later."
Jessica - "It's the Y chromosome. Y,Y,Y are you so fucking stupid, man??"
Elizabeth - "Here's a dime, go buy a fuckin' clue."
Rachel - "I am Woman, hear me ROOOAAAR!! You'd better turn down that hearing aid, buddy, because I'm on my way up."
Laura - "There's nothing a man can do for me that a vibrator, a faithful dog, and a good book can't do better."
David - " 'Attitude' is a poor substitute for personality."
Matthew - "What fresh hell is this?" --Dorothy Parker, answering her telephone
J - "I'd like to braid your back hair into a noose... so I can watch you hang yourself!"
Melodie - "I don't want to be dicked around..so zip up your pants"
Lisa - "No, I don't know it all, I just know an asshole when I see one!"
Rena - "There is no absolute except change, and that is subject to change."
Renee' - "People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." -Rebecca West
Kate - "If you don't like the way your boyfriend treats you all the time, ditch the dude."
Cynthia - "Unfortunately guys think with their dicks and it takes a long time to re-train their brain."
Rose - "I chose my career before any man. I have my priorities straight."
Jami - "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger woman to laugh at that man."
Laurette - "If I'd wanted you, I would have had you already!"
Tanya - "Get in my way and I will run you over...screw with my kid.. I will hurt you..mess with my heart..I will torment you.. mess with my dreams ..i will leave you in the dirt..mess with my truck..now that's a sudden death!"
Jennifer - "She said in her most arrogant voice, "You are such a bitch!" I turned around and said, "That's right honey, and don't you forget it."
Fynesse - "Life is full of consequences, it's how you deal with them that separates the weak from the strong."
Susan - "The jock I married with the drive of a race horse has become the dick that I live with and the drive of a field mouse."
Teri - "I'm more the man I'm looking for than any guy I've met yet."
J.C. - " I was a stallion manager for 27 years so I'm tough to impress !"
Tanya - "No means not with you!"
Diane - "I am sick and tired of people who always expect that everyone should be nice and happy and smiling all the time."
Tonya - "My mama told me bitches finish last, but that's only so we can kick everyone else's ass."
Lola - "No, I don't hate men, just the assholes like you who pretend that they are!"
Maria - "I'm a bitch? So what, you're ugly. So, who really has the problem?"
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