More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Chris - "There's no room for hurt feelings around here."
Julie - "Do it yourself and shut up!"
Kellie - "I'll suck your dick when you suck MINE!"
Virginie - "If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk."
Patricia - "I know a "Richard Cranium" when I see one."
Izabel - "An Old Bitch and proud of it!"
Pam - "There are occasional pauses in your conversation that make it quite delightful."
Bethann - "I'm not in a bad mood, I just think you're an idiot."
Crystal - "I can't help it, nor do I want to. I'm a bitch and it's in my genes."
Lyonequeen - "If you don't like my attitude, join the fucking club, you whiner! Grow a spine, you simple-minded sperm wad."
Tree - "Castration comes to those who bait me."
Sherri - "If it has tires or testicles you are going to have problems with it."
Maggie - "I have had it with your silicone mind!"
Maki - "The best revenge is living well."
Maki - "I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest" Steven Pearl
Leslie - "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Jo - "On the perfection scale, you rate in the negative numbers."
Veronica - "If you go to work on me, I'll get out the toolbox!"
Tori - "I have the explicit right to make my own decisions because this is my life and nobody else's!"
Janet - "In the immortal words of Joy Scism (anybody know where she is?) "Suck an egg.""
Mercy - "Bitch is a word to describe my persona...nothing else fits."
Kathie - "Build a bridge and GET OVER IT!!!"
Lily - "He wore a tie to keep his foreskin from obscuring his view of other women, so I threw him out."
Angela - "I can tell that you are lying because your mouth is moving (homage to Rita Mae Brown)"
Raindrp188 - "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
Teresa - "Get over it, get a life, get a job, get a clue, and adjust."
Dodi - "Beep! Beep! My Ass...."
Susan - "Why do men suddenly become blind and helpless as soon as their feet touch linoleum?"
Minx - "Will Rogers never met you, did he?"
Rebecca - "I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just RIGHT!!"
Penny - "If I see one more female C++ programmer bat her eyelids, and ask a cute guy what HTML means, I am going to kill someone."
Deb - "If you don't want MY answer, don't ask ME the fucking question!"
Winter - "I like the subtle differentiation between when to blow a kiss, and when to blow a '45."
Briar - "I hate women who let themselves get used. People who lay down like doormats deserve to be stomped on."
Scarlett - "Thank you ever-so-much for taking a personal interest in my life. Now go and annoy someone else."
Miriam - "I like myself just fine - and my dog likes me even better!"
Rogue - "I gladly feast on those who would subdue me."
Tina - "Unless you're in the lead, the scenery never changes..."
Sapience - "I'm a virgin because my children are more important than you will ever be."
Maggie - "Looks have been our downfall, and just make us a product to be bought or sold."
Cynthia - "Don't piss me off--I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
Jenn - "If it were up to me, men, and women, should have tattoos on them that clearly state their evils."
Jackie - "Call me a slut, call me a slave, just remember to call me MS" -Meat Loaf
Tammi - "I wahnna be barbie, that bitch has everything."
Cynthia - "Talk to the hand because the face don't care!"
Leiana - "You better shut up before I rip your spine out and beat you over the head with it."
Wanda - "I'M A Bitch And A Lover But I Will NOT be YOUR Mother!!!"
Michelle - "I would rather drink Ripple alone than share Dom Perignon with a fine whiner!"
Valerie - "My favorite boy to sock in the mouth is the mista "I-know-you-want-it-baybee". How the hell do you KNOW what I want, sicko?"
Carina - "Touch me one more time and you'll be talking like Tiny Tim for a month!"
Ritu - "The gene pool has no lifeguards, but I'm willing to do my part for humanity."
ØLympíÅ - "What I want to be when I grow up is - In Charge"
Rondo - "..I hate whingers, whiners and people who don't get on with it! I refuse to take responsibility for other people's emotional reactions!"
Heather - "OH, If only I could find one of the male species with BALLS bigger than my own....."
Ann - "Being a bitch is like sex, it's fun and completely natural."
Heather - "Menstruation and Menopause... don't you find that all our problems start with men?"
Beth - "You don't like what I have to say, then go away."
Majique - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't give second chances. You gotta get it right the first time! I deserve it!"
Mary-margaret - "What is it you don't understand about NO?"
Angela - "My golden rule: Do unto me as I do unto you--stay out of my way."
Terri - "It's my birthright as a woman to be a Bitch - and I believe in exercising my rights!"
Lillian - "Let him do the laundry today, girls!"
Dana - "I make my own decisions and I depend on no one."
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