More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Lori - "I don't make friends with women who tolerate shit of any kind from a man."
Bobbie - "I am a bitch with a hand-gun ... any questions?"
Laura - "Being technically correct doesn't exempt you from being an asshole as well."
Katherine - "If they made a damned mess out of their life, they can clean it up."
Michelle - "Life isn't about being popular....it's about being RESPECTED, although, in a pinch, being feared also works."
Dawn - "It must have been the brains and mouth combo he got from me for dinner that gave him indigestion..."
Amelia - To quote Ani DeFranco, "Anything's a weapon if you hold if right."
Deb - "I'm sick of sissyshit hairless women in high heels."
Lindsey - "I'm not a heartless bitch because I THINK bitchy things, but because I SAY the bitchy things that nobody has the fucking guts to say themselves."
Kari - "I don't care enough about you to hate you."
Lori - "I don't make friends with salad."
Julie - "Life is like a rollercoaster ...You just pray that the person you are riding with doesn't have a weak stomach...."
Jenny - "Opinions are not a sign of PMS, they are a sign of strength. So get over it!"
Kym - "If it looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch and sounds like a bitch, then it must be me."
Ulrika - "I do not think that all girls that are over 15 have to have a boyfriend to be considered normal!"
Sheri - "I am a nice person, I'm just mean to assholes, like you!"
Sherry - "Shove it Buster."
Megan - "DAMMIT, DUMP HIM . . . AND JUST SHUT UP!"
Rebekah - "Being a bitch means taking back your power!"
Annie - "Nothing would give me greater pleasure than putting my foot where your mouth is."
Gayle - "You talking to me pussyhound?"
Heather - "I am woman, friendly but not tame, hear me snore.........(loudly too)"
Louise - "Get into the race or get out of my face!"
Lindsay - "Illegitimus Non Carborundum (Don't let the Bastards get you down). Just kick 'em the hell out!"
Chieryn - "If you don't like it, Bite Me!"
Mary - "Didn't your mother warn you about women like me??"
Tatiana - "Self-knowledge is a dangerous thing / The freedom of who you are - (Lou Reed)"
Brandy - "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. And if you're stupid enough to even ASK what a stupid question is you should be dragged out and SHOT!"
Marsha - "If you see me walkin' don't bring your scrawny ass over to do any talkin'."
Allison - "Just because I'm female and young doesn't mean I'm sweet."
Coldilocks - "Cold is bold."
Ashley - "I go after what I want....and I get it. If that makes me a bitch, then stay out of my way."
Savannah - "I'm not bitchy, you're just a dumb-ass!"
Sherrill - "I believe that Santa Claus should bring most people some common sense for Christmas."
Dawn - "I am my own woman, if you don't like it then go away!"
Betty - "Assholes have the power to destroy the earth, but Heartless Bitches have the wisdom to save it!"
Rose - "God has no fury like my divorce lawyer."
Jacq - "I can do anything you can do - only I do it WELL!"
Tamela - "Dump the role of victim and instead become a survivor."
Mali - "Sit down and shut up, or you're out of here, buddy."
Sandy - "When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."
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