More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Libby - "I would rather eat my afterbirth than sleep with you!"
Catherine - "My screensaver at the office is a quote from Bette Davis: "When a man expresses an opinion, he's a man. When a woman expresses an opinion, she's a bitch.""
Alia - "I'd rather be a feminist than a man-hater because then I can still like men - but I get to choose the ones I like. And I am a feminist. Married. With a child. They aren't contradictions in terms if you use a little intelligence and self responsibility."
Charlotte - "I sure am tired from running through your mind all day, there was just so much empty space there."
Di - "I was put on this earth to make me happy, it has nothing to do with you!"
Rae - "Don't whine to me about your biological clock ticking away,...wake up, honey, this is the digital age!"
Georgina - "BITCH = THE PRIVILEGE TO IMAGINE MORE"
Mistress - "Men. They make nice pets. But. I. Already. Have. A. Cat."
Carol - "Competence and common sense are not an accident of birth!"
B.c. - "Sorry fella, I'm not a Band-Aid, go bleed somewhere else!!!"
Barbara - "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
Candace - "Honey, why don't you just bend over and suck yourself unconscious?"
Casey - "Oh, honey, I can tell you're lying...YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING!!"
Ellen - "If they can send a man to mars, why can't they send them all?"
Tom - "Wanh wanh wanh, that's why God gave you two hands...so you can answer the phone with the other one..."
Carla - "Look up asshole, these tits come with a face!"
Bascha - "I'm not a Heartless Bitch because I once tied my cheating (and naked) fiancee to a bedframe with bondage gear, turned the a/c to about 50 degrees, and left for five hours. I'm a Heartless Bitch because I'd do it again to any man that crossed me."
Laurie - "I'm hormonal ... bite my ass."
Ariel - "Why is it that my male friends tell me that I'm not really a woman, meanwhile they are staring straight at my chest. Go Figure!!"
Kimberly - "I am sick of people who think a woman must have a man to be complete. I am single, successful AND happy."
Angel - "Why is it all I meet are "homme moyen sensuel"... the average non-intellectual man!"
Kate - ""I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals." -Brigid Brophy >From my Women Who Do Too Much Day Calendar. I couldn't have said it better."
Mel - "What part of "NO" don't you understand????"
Bonnykay - "I can't imagine why redheads' tempers are legendary. We are SO maligned! Hell, I haven't thrown anything at anyone for at least 6 months!"
Kate - "The computer is not a penis. Don't let men take control of it."
Lisa - "Yes I am a bitch, now get out of my way."
Pamela - "Whine me a vineyard."
Sara - "I have just become a bitch, and I already love it!"
Lynn - "Cantankerous assholes should be dragged out into the middle of a busy military airfield and repeatedly shot with cannons to the 1812 overture while having to do the macerana while passing a kidney stone."
Melinda - "Bitchiness is next to godliness, so build my altar over there!"
Siri - "If I were Eve in the garden of Eden, I'd bite the snake instead of the apple."
Tami - "Breast implants and intelligence have an inverse relationship, the bigger they get the lower it gets!"
Pamela - "I'd rather die a Bitch than live a victim."
Jill - "As Fleetwood Mac put it: "Don't ask me what I think of you; I might not give the answer that you want me to.""
Maude - "Women are meals. Men are snack food."
Brandy - "Brandy "Ex Boyfriend in Trunk""
Julie - "Men are like elephants, they both seem to lead with their trunks."
Sheryl - "Please don't ask if I would mind, I do!!"
Elissa - "If you want something that'll always look good on your arm, buy yourself a nice watch."
Rebecca - "Yes I do like men (not that it's any of your damn business), I just don't like YOU!"
Linda - "Dealing with the good-ole boy network, being faced with such an obvious lack of soul or morality, only makes me stronger.....or in their words, "A Heartless Bitch.""
Sandi - "I'm quickly tiring of stupid people, but not discriminating... this goes for men and women."
Tracy - "When you talk about your balls, why is it the only things that come to my mind are Tic-Tacs?"
Staci - "Off your ass and on your feet, you've had all day to beat your meat."
Nicki - "There are two sides to an argument, Dickhead's and Mine!"
Allison - "Whoever told you I was a "nice girl" should be shot."
Sandy - "Excuse me if my greatest aspiration in life isn't trying to get a man to marry me and then cook and clean for him the rest of my life!"
Keila - ""Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." - Eleanor Roosevelt"
Sue - "This is for the girl that ended up with my last boyfriend...HA! He's YOUR problem now!"
Amber - "If you have a problem with my opinions, actions, or ideas -- you can keep your actions, opinions, and ideas to yourself! I'm a HEARTLESS BITCH, and I DON'T CARE!"
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