More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Helen - "Were you born like this - or was it the result of years of testosterone poisoning?"
Rebecca - "If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet? - Cynthia Heimel"
Edie - "If you think there's a vacuum inside you because you don't "have a man", you'll suck up the first asshole who comes along."
Glenda - "Fear and Guilt are two emotions I got over a long time ago..."
Bobbie - "If you have to get your dick wet, go do the five-knuckle-chuckle in the shower, if not, go find a fucket-puppet at the bar, I'm no masturbation machine!"
MackTruck, - "Always be nice to the people who will rule the world one day. Here's a clue: I'll be one of them."
Rhiannon - "BITCH is definitely a compliment. It's what they call you when they want to BE you, but they just don't have the balls."
Alana - "Blessed is the man who having nothing to say, refrains from giving in words evidence of the fact (Sorry, this is actually a quote from Mary Ann Evans, aka George Elliot, but certainly bears repeating.)"
Buck_Rich - "No, I don't want to go down on you... I choke on small bones. But, thanks for the drink!"
Lory - "Deal with it, asshole."
Laurie - "Save your stupid shit for the toilet, that's what they're there for."
Cheryl - "All I wanna do sometimes is smack someone upside the head and tell them to SHADDUP!"
Jasmine - "I ain't waitin' for no man to rescue me on a white horse... I'm jumpin' on that fuckin' horse myself!"
Marti - "I am proud to be bitchy, for it entitles me to declare independence from possession and menial labor."
Karey - "The next man who calls me "Baby" will be singing soprano for a lifetime..."
Dorothy - "You're still alive, aren't you?"
Suzanne - "I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy and loud... but I sure am fun!"
Tammy - "To the strange little bald man trying to hump me on the dance floor--- Get your dick off my leg, I'm dancin' here."
Vikki - "Call me when you've got more balls than I do."
Regina - "You have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a SHIT!"
E. - "Them: "Bitch."
Me: "Thank-you.""
Serina - "I am pleasantly furious most of the time. The thing that irks me most is That even after the women's movement, women are still bowing down to their spouses, lovers etc... Gain some ground. Don't make his supper. STOP BEING COWARDS. Get out of there, or pull the trigger. It's your call."
Marla - "Use your head for more than growing hair."
Lauri - "Until you called me a BITCH, I failed to notice the blazing neon DICKLESS WONDER sign above your head."
Jennifer - "Stupid people piss me off!"
Ellen - "I finally learned that it's *OK* to be a Heartless Bitch, and anyway, it's a whole lot easier than trying to be somebody I'm not."
Patricia - "My goal is to be a feisty, old broad."
Dianna - "Ginger Rogers could do everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in heels."
Christina - "I was born a bitch, and I've improved with age."
Kristina - "The only difference between men and women are their dicks... and dildos stay hard forever."
Stephanie - "It isn't just a game of TAG-YOU-ARE-IT."
Peppa - "What do I need you for? I can do it my damn self."
Joan - "I am in control of My Life, wait for no one, and look everyone in the eye."
Linda - "I'm only talking to you to see if you've got more brains than your testicles."
Pallas - "So... you think molesting women is a male right? How would YOU like to taste some spanky right now? Like my fist in your face honeypop?"
Lisa - "The most annoying thing isn't to see that "oh yes, feminism strikes again" look in people's faces. It's to see it every time you say something that proves that you're a person, not a doormat."
Barbara - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because I take no shit from men and I tell it straight like it is. If someone doesn't like it TOO BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!"
Melissa - "You know, I'm sure that I don't care."
Mercedes - "Why, yes, I am a BITCH.. and, what exactly was your point, fuckwit?"
Valerie - "It feels delicious. No heart, no mercy, no pity given and none expected in return.
Jodi - "I am proud to say that after years of work and patience with insipid, brain-dead, and just plain bottom-of-the-scum-pond assholes, that I have achieved perfection in the cherished art of Heartless Bitchiness."
Allison - "I'm a bitch, My mother was a bitch, any questions?"
Brendon - "I have a lack of compassion for women who allow themselves to be beaten and abused: guns aren't that hard to get hold of. Baseball bats are even easier."
Sandy - "I think, therefore I'm single."
Sarah - "I'd like to see it from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your ass!"
Heather - "Get over yourself!!!"
Jerilyn - "If you can't stand the BITCH, get out of my face!"
Tricia - "I'm not about to ask you what color toilet paper you want me to wipe your butt with. I'm not your mommy."
Jaki - "If you feel like an asshole, you probably are one."
Dawn - "It sucks to be you!"
Garryn - "I'm not you're damned SWEETY!"
Lauri - "I'd beat the crap out you, you whiner, but I don't want shit on my hands!"
Serena - "I am best viewed from a distance, because I eat pricks like you!!"
Helle - "Intelligent life on earth? Those with brains seem OK. Those with testicles I'm not too sure about..."
Paul - "Nazi closet cases FUCK OFF!"
Diane - "I have all the dates I want-- I buy them from the local grocery."
Kristen - "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard, and too many men refuse to ask for protection."
Rachael - "Why am I such a bitch? Because I can be!"
Berdina - "Better a Heartless Bitch, than a housekeeping witch!"
Jessica - "And "Bitch" is a bad thing why?"
Allison - "Suck my left one!"
Sue - "I have balls, but they're on the inside honey."
Diane - "I don't need to be "taken care" of. I can do that myself!"
Katie, - "Oxygen should be reserved for those humans who truly deserve it. Let the assholes figure out how to use nitrogen or some other inert gas."
Amanda - "I already know I'm a bitch but YOU don't have to tell me!"
Carole - "I put them through their paces and when it's all over I ask: Is that the best you can do?"
Margaret - "Excuse me sir... Do you honestly think THAT qualifies as a valid opinion?"
Karen - "If I'd wanted to meet someone like you I would have joined the A.V. Club in High School."
Heather - "I take shit from no one."
Nancy - "I don't want to argue, I just want to explain why you're wrong!"
Lori - "I would like to kill you, but I've run out of room in my yard to bury anymore bodies."
Star - "Anything you can do for ME-I can do BETTER--and if not, then I'll buy something that can."
Charlie - "If you don't like it bite me!"
Jackiee - "I believe it's high time we bitches (translation- independent, self respecting, individuals of the X chromosome) put men in their proper place . . . ON THEIR KNEES!!! Begging for forgiveness."
Jessica - "Chew em' up , spit em' out, and never look back!!!"
Sheyna - "There is no Mr. Right; There's only Mr. Tolerable"
Bettsy - "F-YOU ALL!!!!"
Elizabeth - "I've proved that I live a lot better on my own than as an appendage to some man."
Chelsea - "Get your head outta your ass and look me in the eye - Cuz I'm THE BITCH!"
Ulianna - "Bitches RULE."
Janelle - "The most important person in my life is ME!"
Cheryl - "Why get married or have kids when you can own a cat?!?!"
Evelyn - "I am wo-man. That is, woe to the man who even THINKS I BELONG to him."
Amy - "My momma trained me well. I'm trying to make her proud."
Debbie - "I feel surrounded by dumbfuck's who have the cranial capacity of retarded mice!"
Kay - "Don't be pathetic... be a BITCH instead!"
Kristine - "If all men are dogs, then women must be bitches."
Darcy - "I'll never marry again. Let him wash his own damn poo-poo undies!"
Starla - "I don't get even, I get ONE-UP!"
Virginia - "Put a rubberband around your head and 'Snap Out of It'!!!!!"
Janda - "An opinionated woman is a BITCH -- an opinionated man is PRESIDENT."
Jennifer - "Cry me a fucking river on someone else's time."
Dana - "The blue whale is my favorite: He has a 5-foot tongue and breathes through the top of his head - and he doesn't want coffee in bed!"
Rev. - "As a society, we could cut down on a lot of shit if we just exercised some population control on humans -- I mean, why shoot deer?"
Molly - "I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right."
Nancy - "NO I'm NOT A LESBIAN."
Jennifer - "There's only one thing in this world you need to know: I'm the bitch, and you serve me."
Louise - "Why am I such a bitch? Because I CAN be!"
Cecilia - "I'm no good girl, but I'm a bloody good Bitch."
Kristen - "My boobs aren't talking asshole, so don't stare at them when you hear words coming from my mouth."
Cory - "I'm the one with the Ovaries. With out them, you wouldn't be here."
Stacey - "Yes, I am a bitch, and I'm damn good at it because I've had lots of practice dealing with fuckheads like you."
Robin - "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees. When your hurt when you suffer I'm your angel undercover --Merdith Brooks"
Jeanne - "I refuse to deal with anyone who drains me."
Suzanne - "I am in touch with my inner bitch"
Shannon - "Life is more important then looking like a GAP ad..."
Jennifer - "That's not manhood - it's a freaking design flaw!"
Sonja - "I can talk, I can think, I can yell. I am strong, and so is every other woman."
Eleanor - "I was brought up to do what I believe in!"
Emily - "It's always MY turn."
Jeannie - "Get out of the way, I make my own path."
Kllalawr - "I'd rather deal with a man with a knife than a spider."
Jennifer - "I am a BITCH
... ... Lover
... ... Child
... ... Mother
... ... Sinner
... ... Saint
I do not feel ashamed."
Oona - "Take a good look at them honey - 'cause they'll never be wrapped around your neck!"
Samantha - "I am what I am, if you don't like that, fuck off."
Emma - "Life's not hard until you cross me."
Natalie/Groover - "Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you had it out yet, let alone in..."
Snuffie - "Fuck it all!"
Gail - "This is MY life - get your own."
Missy - "I don't suffer fools gladly... either stay in front.. or get out of my way."
Liz - "Anyone can be "not-nice", but being a Bitch is a privilege, not a right."
Jean - "If you're going to act like a turd, go out and lay in the yard."
Joy - "Apparently I can hold out longer, and I truly believe there is life after intercourse!"
Aileen - "Soy candela. Ten cuidado. No te quemes."
Adelle - "I tried Killing them with kindness, but they weren't dying fast enough."
Richard - "Got an empty pocket? Cuz if you insist on telling me about your asshole boyfriend, *AGAIN*, I have to take a piss *NOW*!"
YSF - "You get what you settle for... Aspire"
Stacey - "You can stare at my tits all you want AFTER I'm done talking to you!"
June - "If you are afraid of my power, get out of my way."
R. - "I am a Heartless Bitch because I am intelligent, I am my OWN person, I don't have to put up with anyone's shit other than my own, and any man who doesn't like that about me I just tell them it is NOT MY PROBLEM!!!"
Maggie - "Men, can't live with them, can't chop them up into little pieces and put them in the blender."
Lori - "Being a Heartless Bitch has been my lifelong career ambition. Besides, what else can you do with a marketing degree?"
Diabolique - "Men FEAR me and my intelligence. So FUCK 'em."
Kerry - "Don't ever lie to me!! It might last for awhile, but soon enough I find out and you don't want to be around when I do."
Rachel - "Don't come to me offering shit or I'll make you eat it!!"
Michelle - "I'm intelligent and I speak my mind. I'm sure you could speak your mind too... if you had one."
Max - "If you don't vote, don't bitch about the election results."
Amelia - "I don't care what you think of me or my attitude. Believe me, I have far more important things to worry about."
Tracy - "It's the '90's guys-SUCK it up!"
Amy - "If I wanted your mouth to move, I would have unzipped my pants."
Sheila - "I think, therefore I'm single."
JILL - "When you leave, make sure you take the toilet seat with you."
Marva - "Cats are USUALLY better than men... but I MIGHT make an exception. Call me a softy."
Josee - "I don't inflate men's egos, I destroy them!"
Nicole - "I WISED UP!!!"
Tina - "LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!"
Sophia - "Ok buffy .. here's a Nickel go buy yourself a clue why dontcha?"
Ivy - "Get off your lazy ass and do something! If not, then get out of my way before I run you over, and believe me, I WILL."
Amber - "Give me your shit and I will give you mine..."
Sarahtops - "I'm not sexist , I think everyone's equally obnoxious."
Louise - "If he's an arsehole I DO NOT want to hear about it!"
Becci - "If you don't like my attitude, get out of my face."
Debbie - "you think I give a shit?"
Wyndee - "Thelma and Louise Live..."
Deblonde - "Blonde On Top Does Not Mean Empty Underneath!"
Amanda - "I am so glad you told me that... and you know what else? I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!"
Missy - "Build a bridge and get over it, then blow the damn thing up so jerks can't follow you."
Seer and Helly - "Yes, we are Bitches and proud of it. So what's your excuse for being a wanker and an asswipe?"
Jennifer - "Roses are red, bananas are yellow - now kiss my ass like a nice little fellow."
Dawn - "Any woman who puts some man before her children needs to be sterilized immediately."
Marsicat - "Fuck you if you can't take a joke!"
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