More Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Uhura - "I no longer have a problem with telling men I am too good for them. Pity dates and ignoring the "Inner Bitch" only get you screwed, used, and abused."
Nikki - "Who died and made you Tarzan of the Apes?"
Kimli - "I don't need you."
Laurie - "If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna be trouble."
Sarah - "Yes life IS a Bitch, and IF you are lucky, you marry one."
Barb - "Stupidity is the one unforgivable sin."
Mary - "Feel free to roll over and masturbate."
Marianne - "Some men are fun guys, some are just fungi."
Robin - "I believe it should ALWAYS be "My way or the highway"..."
Connie - "Fuck-off and die"
Michele - "B good or B gone"
Hildy - "My heart beats therefore I am a BITCH..."
Missi - "I give as good as I get."
Pamela - "Be a Heartless Bitch and find out who your real friends are!!"
CrazzzyBitch - "Don't whine to me cuz I don't care, and don't fuck wit me or I'll fuck you up!"
Jon - "Gee...aren't we the bigoted one?"
Melissa - "No one delights more in vengeance than a woman."
Kathleen - "What part of NO don't you understand?"
Amy - "I'm a witch AND a Bitch - and damn it feels GOOD."
Shannon - "Provocation is a way of life."
Nisha - "Oh, were you whining in my direction? I'm sorry... I must have given you the impression that I gave a shit."
Melissa - "If God was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate."
Leiah - "I don't suck dick, i eat it."
Nicole - "If you want something to walk all over, go buy a fucking doormat!"
Nicole - "You see a lot of smart guys with stupid women but you rarely see a smart woman with a stupid guy."
Bryony - "I am Bitch hear me roar!"
Karen - "If I'm a Bitch, you drove me to it."
Shannon - "My American Dream doesn't include dishes, laundry, or diapers. I can hire people to do that for me."
Lisa - "If you ain't got nothing nice to say, say it anyway."
Stacie - "What you call innocence, I call ignorance."
Becky - "My name is Ms. Bitch if you don't say it right I'll kick your ass!!!"
TylerAnn - "Fuck off, I've got enough friends."
Beverly - "A hysterectomy is NOT a lobotomy."
Lucy - "Ever wondered why when you tell a girl with low self-esteem: "...but, you're beautiful!" it doesn't exactly result in rockhard confidence? Er, DUH!"
Claire - "Look it up."
Ashley - "Explain to me again *why* I need a man???"
Paz - "Some women are an embarrassment to our gender, and should be duly informed. I do it with pride."
Sofia - "Don't you like my attitude, well that's your problem."
Ann - "You have life confused, pity someone else!"
Destiny - "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
Amanda - "I am Bitch... therefore I am..."
Alex - "So I don't have a penis and I'm supposed to envy you?"
Joanne - "If you don't like me, then go away and quit making me tolerate you!"
Nancy - "Galileo proved that YOU are not the center of the universe: my world doesn't revolve around a dick."
Samantha - "People call me a Bitch all the time...I mean SHIT people tell me something I don't already know!"
Carolyn - "I buy my OWN jewelry."
Donna - "I wrote the book on being a Bitch .. so step back and take notes."
Lauren - "What was that? You have "drain bramage"?"
Martii - "Hmm... looks like someone had a retard sandwich for lunch today."
Sindel - "Let me be succinct: a woman sees but one object of supreme compliment and that is herself!"
Morgan - "(paraphrased slightly) "you say that if women were important, Jesus would have been a woman. well, I ask you, where did Jesus come from? God, and a woman.... God and a woman. No men were involved." -- sojourner truth in "a woman called truth" by Sandra Fenichel Asher"
Milissa - "If you're pissed off, then you really understand what I am saying."
Christina - "I may look sweet, but don't piss me off..."
Ashley - "Bitches will stir fry you with mixed vegetables and water chestnuts."
CHARLOTTE - "I'm a Bitch and I work hard at it."
Natalie R. - "Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry."
Tina - "The 90s is the decade of the WOMEN!"
Fanny - "In my gut, where it counts, I'm always wearing my don't-fuck-with-me boots."
Emma - "I won't be a poseur I'll be the best."
Valerie - "I'm not ONLY a Bitch, I'm a gurl-powered-power-hungry-"Do what I say - OR ELSE"-get-on-your-knees-and-beg Bitch."
Ann - "Sometimes being a Heartless Bitch is the only thing a woman's got to hold on to."
Jennifer - "If Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, then Female means 'Iron Male'"
Sharron - "Here's a Penthouse & some hand lotion - now get the hell off my porch!"
Malenkia - "It's not Witchcraft, it's BITCHCRAFT."
Michele - "Women need to stop fighting with each other and start fighting the system that keeps them second-class citizens."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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