Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Whitne - "Give me a place to stand and I shall conquer the world. I have found my place, you either stand back or stand by my side."
Stacey - "Come talk to me when you decide to act like a fully functioning human being!"
Tara - "Opinions are like assholes everyone has one..So like I said..I don't want your SHIT!!"
Tina - "I've learned Heartless Bitchery from the mistress of all Heartless Bitches: My mother!"
Cathleen - "Aaauuugh.... Life's to short to deal with the weenies!"
Sue - "Don't piss me off, it's getting harder to find a place to hide the bodies."
Shirlry - "Try hitting me buddy-- you gotta sleep sometime."
Esin - "If you slap me, I'll punch you back"
Susan - "Get off the cross, somebody needs the wood!!"
Sophie - "Said to me in a bar: What's you name, baby? I answer: Go to hell, what's yours?"
Jen - "Life is full of assholes but I haven't killed one yet---I am proud of myself!"
Amy - "You might think I'm a 'stupid bitch', but at least I don't get the shit-treatment YOU put up with."
Michelle - "Dominate and be fierce, all ways and always."
Jill - "I am me: strong, self-reliant, and stubborn."
Kelly - "I traded my boyfriend for a dog... good deal huh?"
Shelley - "The older I get, the more myself I become."
Sue - "Don't give me that 'I have a brain cramp' bullshit."
Brittney - "I feel that I was born a BITCH because this much perfection of being a BITCH had to come naturally."
Superego - "Get it straight: I'm not an asshole I'm a Bitch."
Phoebe - "I'm a bitchin' witch: Get used to it...!"
L.Eaton - "Suck my rebel dick!"
Shari - "It's a LONG walk up FOOL'S HILL.....take it a STEP at a time."
Hanna - "Go masturbate on a desert island, will ya!"
Veronica - "I DON"T CARE!"
Kristyne - "Go away loser, I don't play well with others."
Maureen - "Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what your gonna get...or who you will get stuck with."
Alison - "I'd like to strap you to hood of my car, asshole!"
Suzanne - "If it can't be done by bitching, it ain't worth doing at all."
Jeralyn - "Don't cry darling, you'll find your brain someday."
Kayren - "...and you're doing WHAT to change your situation?"
Wisteria - "You like my BIG whats??? Well, picture me naked loser, coz that's as close as you'll get!!!"
Amanda - "I'm a Bitch. That's the way it is. Take it or leave it."
Jen - "No, I did NOT see 'Clueless', and if someone asks one more time, I will cut out their heart with an olive spoon and feed it to my cat."
Deborah - "Ahh, you break my heart....now get out of your little 'love bubble' and start living in reality."
Marie - "I work with men...and they're afraid of me."
Sheri - "Don't ever call me 'Hon'!"
Kat - "Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death --(Auntie Mame)"
Mar - "Yeah, and then you woke up!"
Susan - "I would rather be home alone on a Saturday night than to go out with 'girls' who run in packs and stalk 'boys' who stalk undeveloped women!"
Jennifer - "Get out of my FUCKING WAY!"
Laurie - "It's already been done so stop whining, and get over it!!!!!!"
Virginia - "I refuse to speak to, or date a JELLYFISH! (Spineless MEN !!!!!)"
Lynda - "Go get a life, and stop boring mine."
Marisa - "So they say two heads are better than one, seems like men only use one of them!"
Brendella - "A bitch is a bitch and a hoe is a quick nut."
Chase - "Deal"
Cheryl - "All I need is myself, a man doesn't make me."
Staci - "My life is just fine without having some whiny, egotistical, selfless MALE to contend with."
Lorna - "Yes, I am a Bitch, and I have five ex-husbands to thank for making me who I am today."
Kim - "I have no compassion for whiny, sniveling people who have nothing better to do than repeat the same bad habits and then cry about it."
Lisen - "'Cogito ergo sum' ... 'I think therefore I am' (rene descartes) - AND BY THE GODS AM I PROUD OF IT!"
Diana - "Men: If you are looking to get laid, I suggest you crawl up a chickens ass ..and wait."
Jeny - "Did you grow into your stupidity, or were you born with it?"
Kate - "If I'm too strong for some people, that's their problem. --Glenda Jackson"
Nicole - "If you forget to put the seat up, and piss on it...
don't feel safe using your toothbrush: it will make a great sponge...."
Elaine - "Once a man who was very angry with me said 'If you were a man, I'd hit you.' My response was: 'If you were a man, I'd let you.'"
Rebecca - "Don't even try to mess with my head, because I could out-wit you even after a full frontal lobotomy."
Alice - "I'm a woman and you're just a piece of shit."
Alicia - "Men will be men!!!"
Delia - "I don't whine, I do what I have to do."
Delores - "Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did...except she did it backwards and in heels."
Marie - "No, go away."
Heather - "In response to anybody's whining or complaints: It sure sucks to be you."
Cathy - "Get a life or a purpose and quit complaining - asshole!"
Caitlin - "I love good men and good sex...I've just never met the former who can provide the latter!"
Hilary - "I've been female and on this planet for 27 years. I've EARNED my disillusionment."
Jade - "Heartless?...I'm not heartless. I just don't use it..."
Michelle - "Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me... Then leave me the hell alone."
PK - "You can't Love someone IF You don't Love Yourself First and Foremost..."
Elizabeth - "The Bitch's Code: 'If I have made but one life miserable, I have not lived in vain.'"
Leah - "I don't need you asshole; my toys last longer than 15 minutes and when I'm tired of them I can put them away in the drawer."
Kate - "Fuck it."
Jessica - "Just because I'm blonde, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you are."
Denise - "Pull up those boot straps and Give it a rest."
Darci - "It must take you an hour to pee... I can't tell the difference between your dick and your pubic hair."
Erin - "If I wanted to hear an asshole whine, I'd fart!"
Kristi - "With just one snap of my finger I can bury a man alive."
Jann - "I can say NO and stick to it, with everyone."
Mia - "Strength comes from intolerance."
Carre - "I'm a REAL woman who is used to MAN meat, so get out of my face boy!"
Charla - "In God we trust, but I'm gonna need a pre-nup for anything else."
Kristal - "Grow up! Get a life! And get over it!"
Rose - "I'd rather be perceived as Heartless than Mindless."
Carol - "I'm not a bitch...I'm THE bitch ...and that's MISS Bitch to you!"
G.E. - "The 'College Lummox' is the soon-to-be 'Business World Lout' --be warned."
Luisa - "I've been accused of being a Heartless Bitch by so many egotistical assholes, it MUST be true!"
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