Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Heartless Hall of Fame:Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Judith - "I think for some people (some men, too), heartless-bitchdom is congenital."
Sera - "Oh, I'm sorry, was I SCREAMING again?"
Hayley - "As if I could give a shit."
Halina - "Tell someone who cares."
Stephanie - "There are places in the world for whiners and dickheads I'm sure; my favorites just happen to be a continent away or six feet under."
Natalie L. - "To all who pass that they may see, bitching is a part of me."
Robin - "If I want your damn opinion, I'll give it to you!!"
Maenad - "Are you speaking to me? Well then, STOP IT!"
Babs - "Most women are not doormats, they're wall to wall carpet!"
Deepa - "We have to share this space, don't make it any worse!"
Kari - "I am a bitch, deal with it! ;-)"
Jennifer - "I'm not gonna stroke your lame ego or anything else so get your ass off the couch and do it yourself."
Annmarie - "No I don't need sugar in my coffee, I am as sweet as I am going to get!"
Desiree - "HBI gives strength to those of us trying to keep our sanity and perspective in a world over populated with victims."
Jolanda - "I do not hate men and if I do, so what?"
Kat - "The Female of the species is deadlier than the Male."
Camilla - "I grew up - why not give it a try?"
Jessica - "Life's a bed of roses.. you just have to watch out for the pricks."
Mary - "Ohhhh! That's NOT your belly-button?"
Lisa - "I'm not on earth to make your life complete. I'm too busy working own my own!"
Brea - "People that want their ass kissed better keep on look'in 'cause the only thing they will be getting from me is a swift kick."
Carrie - "It's not my attitude you have a problem with, it's the fact that I am always right."
Casey - "Yeah, I've got a 32 foot sailboat, a great sense of humor, and money in the bank...what the HELL would I need with YOU??"
Beth - "To all you nothings: thanks for virgins."
Stephanie - "For the last time NO I don't want to have sex with you! *kick in the balls*"
Emily - "Yes it IS true about us redheads."
Erica - "I'm not bitter... I'm just a BITCH!"
Anne - "I only do what the world demands of me; it's a demanding world, and I'm a demanding girl."
Barbara - "Well, if you aren't responsible, who is? Don't say mommy didn't teach you right."
Anita - "And I am supposed to give a DAMN because???"
Karen - "She needed a man who didn't mind her bodacious manner, varied talents, hard laughter, multiple opinions; and her hopes were getting slimmer. -- Carrie Mae Weems, artist"
Jennifer - "If bullshit was dynamite, you'd blow this place apart."
Laura - "Calling me a "bitch?" Thanx for the compliment, I know you're just jealous."
Beka - "Wanna Fuck? There's rover."
Lisa - "No, I'm not "man-hating": you're just not one."
Jennifer - ""Get your brain out of your dick and be smart for once asshole.""
Ana - "Go away."
DeAnne - "Just because you have a puss doesn't mean you have to act like one."
Barbara - "Assholes like you, create Bitches like me."
Sky - "In response to 'Fuck you, Bitch', I simply reply, 'You wouldn't like it, I just lie there.'"
Margaux - "If you wait to be noticed for your brilliance, somebody smarter will come along and take the credit for whatever you did. Take it now stupid."
Christy - "My dream encounter with a guy involves a bobbitt knife..."
Sherry - "You may be bigger and stronger, but I doubt you could get passed my sawed-off!"
Sunny - "If it isn't smart and it isn't funny, tell it to someone else."
AmBo - "You put your head in the microwave? Don't be surprised if your eyes turn to goo! Stop that DAMN WHINING!"
Lisa - "I don't put up with people putting me down!"
Theresa - "Gas up and get to stepping, you can peddle that shit up the street."
Angela - "I am not a puppet and don't intend to let this world spin me in the direction that I don't intend to go."
Sparkle - "I'm a goddamned ray of sunshine all the goddamned time."
Darcie - "It's not that I CAN'T do the job because I am female, it is because I am to smart to do it, cuz I am FEMALE!"
Bold - "Treat you like a postage stamp - I'll lick stick you and send you on your goddamn way!"
Annie - "If you want blind faith, get a dog, I've got better things to do!"
Ruthie - "Everyone tells me that I am a Heartless Bitch. They're right."
Nancy - "As much as I'd like a guy that is both intelligent and understands my sentiments, I could achieve success, live in a nice house, and have a child without the help of a penis!"
Kelly - "Your pick up line would be very interesting...if I gave a shit."
Renee - "A definition, Compromise: I get what I want and You're happy about it!"
Teri - "...and then you woke up."
Alba - "I can never love...but money builds tolerance."
Charlotte - "I have big breasts, own a jeep, and have a personality. Deal with it."
Lesa - "YOU REPULSE ME. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"
Jinni - "If a hard dick doesn't have a conscience, neither does my knee -- if you use your dick against me."
Rachel - "I just don't care about your whiny needs. Grow up and do something about it."
Andi - "You want equality? Get those heels off and get some mud on your boots. Oh, and quit spelling "women" wrong."
Claire - "Yes I am load on the phone...so fucking what!"
Ellen - "Have a fucking brilliant life: love yourself, be a bitch, and love it!"
Ria - "I don't like 'boys'."
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