Ah unnerstan' that mos' folks don' use moah than 10% of theah brains. Ah wondah if tha's an average ohah the high end?

Ah'm purely fed up with folks what thinks they has problems when they don't, oah worse yet, thinks they got no problems when they do. Thas' wheah mos' men wind up, y'ask me; up Denial without a trollin' motah.

Ah've all the time in the world foah folks what's workin' on theah stuff an' not makin a production of it beyond the scope of the material, but seems to me, the moah trivial `tis, the biggah the hoo-rah `bout it.

Mah bitch: Don' tell me `bout how Ah should "get ovah it" lessn' you is willin' to prove that you did. Don' jus' sit theah, honey! Haul it out! If'n you kin walk a mile in mah sensible shoes Ah jus' might take yoah `pinion seriously. But if you is goin' to compare mah dramatic history with yoah bad hair day, yo' is jus' purely a waste o' skin an' Ah need a new flogger.

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