People always send me email. They say, "tell me about yourself." So I do: I'm nice, smart, funny, honest and adventurous. For some reason, they translate this into: "she's a flake, stupid, fat, conniving and bisexual"... Now if that were true, wouldn't I have just said that in the first place?

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