I don't think there's enough bandwidth to list all of the reasons I consider myself a Heartless Bitch, but I'll lay a few rants on you.

Let's start with Men. Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE men. I love real men (yeah, I know that sounds cliché, but it's true). What I can't stand are those pompous, arrogant little fucks who for some reason are convinced they're God's gift to women, and just can't understand it when you shoot them down. Has anyone else ever noticed that when these guys get turned down, they look around to see if anyone noticed, then they say as loudly as possible, "yeah, well...you must not like guys!" And they wander off mumbling something about "damn lesbians." My usual response is..."no babe, I love men, and if I were you I wouldn't try and pass that 2" wart between your legs off as a penis."

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