I have a zero tolerance level for stupidity. When forced to share the same airspace with these people, I let them know how much their presence annoys me. It may be a simple, "What the fuck is wrong with you?". Usually they're talking about what they think is a huge problem. But in reality, it's something small, that with their lack of imagination, they have managed to make huge.

Case in point - my supervisor was rambling on about how our boss's girlfriend (he lets her run the company- she has a 0 IQ level) was having a horrible time with her unknown disorder. She says "Holly really wants to gain weight, she doesn't know whats wrong with her..."

I said "Take a look at the back of the bitches hand. There's teeth marks all over her knuckles - that's whats wrong with her! She's Bulemic!"

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