"Why are you SUCH a BITCH??"

One woman's story

Ahh.. a sentence I think we *all* have heard one-to-many-times. To people who don't know me very well, I don't seem like a bitch at all. I'm civilized, polite, and I don't wear 3 inch "man-killer" stilettos. I'm what you would call, your "Average Jane". But behind all of that lies a truly self-righteous Bitch.

I don't give people many reasons to call me a Bitch. Only if I am provoked a *little too much* does the "wrath of Bridgette" unleash, and grab that person by the collar. I think that's the bitchiest thing I do. I don't give people a chance to call me a Bitch until it's too late.

I hate close-mindedness. Which is an ironic statement, because I'm close-minded enough to hate people for their own stupidity. One of my favorite things to do, is to argue about ANYTHING. I don't even have to believe in that particular point of view. It doesn't matter. People just need to learn that there are two sides to everything.. not just the one their mother told them..

Common Phrases, and My Answers:

• How "all the guys I want are gay". I just find that as a pathetic excuse on why you never have a date.
• "Call me"/ "Email me" NO! If you want to speak to me, YOU call ME!
• "Can you hold on for a minute?" No. I can't... 5 seconds without you will make me suffer emotional trauma. YES! Just go answer the damned call, and get on with it.

I'm so g-d damn tired right now, that I think it's better for both you and me if I just stop right here.

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