Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(Members of HBI, and Damned proud of it!)
(Updated March 9, 1997)
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Beverly - "Shit or get off the toilet, I don't care...but this ain't childbirth, babe."
Heartless Hall of Fame:Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Natalie - GrrlGeek, technoweenie, and President of Heartless Bitches International..
She Bites Hard!
MLR - Assistant Editor-in-Chief, and Principal Instigator: "If my reptilian hindbrain feels a need to retreat into shallow fantasized
self-identification with a female archetype, I'd rather it be Tank Girl
than Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, or Snow White."
Rena - "If I could just get your dick up to your mouth I could kill two problems with one motion."
Teresa - "Today I pronounced a word which should never come out of a lady's lips, I called someone a "Impudent Bitch", and it felt so good, it has now become part of my regular vocabulary...More Power To Me!"
Karen - "Your problem is obvious. (Your head is stuck up your ass.)"
Lety - "fuck you, that's my phone number!"
Tracy - "SHUT THE FUCK UP, you worthless mental pygmy."
Nancy - "Bitch is not just a word, it's a lifestyle!!!!"
Terry - "Why do I love my horse? Because he's loyal! He's also a gelding."
Jane - "People might think of me as a bitch... just wait till you get to know me."
JoAnn - "The problem with first impressions is...You only get one!"
Cindee - "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
Lisa - "No more victims, COPE!"
Susan - "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."--Katharine Hepburn
Courtney - "I'll do what I want, when I want, however I want, and I don't care what you think."
Jessi - "I'm not LUCKY I don't have a man making me miserable; I'm just SMART, honey!"
Deborah - "MISERY is optional!"
Becky - "Fuck off."
Kay - "You are how old?? Does it look like a classroom around here?"
Lindsey - "I am that little bitch you fear because I'm not afraid, I'm everything that's real while you know that you're just a fake!"
Claire - "I can take any shit you care to dish out... just make sure you can take all of mine."
Linda - "In reply to a boy asking me if I want to have sex I simply say with a smile "THAT'S WHAT GOD MADE HANDS FOR -- GO USE YOURS""
Marie - "It's a man's world, but just wait until I get there!!"
Erica - "I don't give a fuck what people think of me...if I did, I wouldn't be the way I am."
Lace - "Some people haven't heard "it" enough, or it would have sunk in by now."
TRACY - When a guy says "Eat me", I say, "No thanks, I choke on small bones."
Barbara - "To a shallow guy making a move on me: 'okay, you found me. Now it's your turn to hide!'"
Susan - "If I could only find a man who would come over on Thursday and Saturday nights and leave me the hell alone the rest of the week..."
Jill - "Give me stupidity, I give you death."
Nicole - "Why do I treat you like such an asshole? Because I can."
Cindee - "So you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus" - Tori Amos
Beth - "I'm alpha bitch in this house! (woof)"
Ali - "I like men as long as they remember where they belong."
Razor - "I like my men like my coffee, sweet and creamy."
Gillian - "Proud to be a woman: mother, friend, bitch and wife."
Norma - "She's NUT-FUCKEN STUPID.....Period!!!!!!!!!"
Myriah - "If you don't want to hear my opinion go away!"
Jennifer - "I have a beautiful new red dress, and you'd look really good standing beside it."
Staci - "To know me is to Love me...deal with it!"
Julie - "Females that allow themselves to be squashed beneath society's heel, bug me."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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