Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Heartless Hall of Fame:Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Amanda - "Just because I can hear you whining doesn't mean I give a shit."
Mary - "I am so sick of those dumb guys, so WHAT if I'm not a perfect specimen of femininity, are they too insecure??? Do you know how to be a real man or do you want me to show you?"
Lendy - "Fuck it, I'm over it; time to get the hell on with my life."
Anya - "Yeah, I'm a bitch. So what are you gonna do about it?"
Morgan - "I don't give a shit, defiler of virgins! Buzz off!"
Kathryn - "I have the guts to do what I say instead of just talking about it, and I don't need no f**king T-shirt to say I'm a bitch!"
Jess - "I'm a person who doesn't take shit from anyone. ESPECIALLY MEN!!"
Mary - "I'm so sick of these girls who will blow for anything. Then after their reign as the flavor of the week, they expect you to be sympathetic."
laura - "If I wanted to hear you whine, I'd get my baseball bat and beat it out of you."
beth - "Honey, for you therapy is a total waste of time, just get a good pair of knee pads."
Jami - "I don't have the time or patience involved with being any other way."
An - "You need a license to go fishing or to buy a gun, but any asshole can be a father."
Nikole - "Tori Amos is totally my heroine...things went wrong, so she "dreamed a little dream, and made my own pretty hate machine" For all the assholes, that means she became a bitch!!! I come in one set package...no exchanges, no substitutions...if you don't like it, don't fuck with it...*weg*...or you might find my limit like my ex's did!!! 49% BITCH, 51% angel...don't bother fuckin' around long enough to push it."
Siv - "Just because."
Coyote - "Never apologize, never explain .. Just get the thing done and let them howl!"
Rebeca - "I ain't no damsel in distress, so put me down, punk!"
Ryan - "There's over five billion people in the world, you just went back to being one of them."
LADYXTASEEE - "There isn't a whiney brat that can't be fixed with suitable amounts of high explosives...just call her *Boom-baby.*"
Sheila - "I am a self made women and not obliged to listen to anyone, either male or female. I'm not here to live up to anyone's expectations."
Patricia - "What part of "NO" don't you understand?"
Christel - "It's a compliment when someone says I am manipulating. It proves to me that I am getting my point across - my way is best."
Autumn - "Death comes to all of us honey, but I'd keep my big mouth shut if you don't want to be first in line."
Jan - "Theoretically, you could fuck me. But I've never put any faith in theory."
Kat - "Fine by me if you simpering females want to pretend you don't like sex- more left for me."
Judith - "The woman in your life is you..."
Lorelei - "Only intelligent women are bitches. Therefore, I have a difficult time understanding stupidity."
Colleen - "I have yet to meet a man. Everything other than that of the femme species is considered a boy."
Sandra - "I decline to allow the status of someone else's libido determine what I will do with MY body."
Christina - "Women belong in the House, and in the Senate."
Jackie - "I don't have attitude, just personality"
Maryagnes - "And your incompetency is supposed to surprise me?"
Minna - "My attitude is fine...it's YOUR'S that needs work."
nicole - "I'll answer you dickhead, when your tiny mind can come up with something intelligent to say."
Melanie - "I dare to say what other people are only thinking!"
Billie - "If you'll just state your business and go away quietly, nobody will get hurt!"
Traci - "Would you like some cheese to go with that Whine???"
Olivia - "Remind me to thank you for that when I MEAN it."
Christa - "I ain't broke so stop trying to fix me, god dammit"
Camille - "What's the matter--are you threatened by a woman who has more balls than you do?"
Bettie - "I don't take any crap from anyone . Watch Out! I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun!"
Rachel - "I'm *not* about to candy-coat your miserable life in order to make *you* feel better. bark my shlonky, fork-boy!"
Diane - "You did it . . . you deal with it."
Kipling - "Better a good book than a Bad Man."
Michelle - "When the man want's a baby-sitter, and the boss want's a slave, and the house needs cleaning, I'M GOING TO THE GYM. LATER."
Fredrika - "No, I'm not the one as referred to in the Statistics Yearbook."
Devon - "Life is a bitch and only the bitch survives!"
"KaraAnne" - "More peple should take responsibility for their actions, and not shrug it off because they are emotional babies."
Chris - "Being a fucking bitch is my lifelong ambition."
Laurie - "No thanks, if I'm gonna pick an asshole, I'll do it in the privacy of my own home."
Samantha - "I don't have penis envy, I have a whole collection of them in a box in my closet."
Stacey - "Kiss my feet, and watch me step on you like a bug!"
Lynn - "I have little tolerance for those women who think they are "nothing" without a man in their lives, who can't think for themselves and be self reliant."
Hallie - "I'd rather be a bitch than a liar"
Andrea - "I don't suck, I bite."
Melinda - ""But you used to be such a nice girl!""
Jamie - "Hello Asshole, I am up here. I know I have nice breasts but my mind will really blow you out of the water!!!!"
Shoshan - "No I am not bitch, I am Super Bitch and proud of it."
Cathy - "Men who have to resort to using their brawn instead of brain aren't really men; they're merely half-men. Like a fortune cookie, once you get inside, it's empty...."
Justine - "Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. Welcome to everywhere."
Amy - "Any sorry sonofabitch who tries to tell me what to do will go to the grave with my teeth in his throat!"
Jacquelyn - "I never avert my eyes, I never compromise, so never mind the poetry."
Cassandra - "Any man that prefers an itty-bitty woman would rather hump a little boy."
Kathryn - "Since wimmin didn't make the rules, we don't have to follow them."
Jeanne - "Little Girl to her mother, after seeing her first penis "Isn't it a blessing it's not on his face?""
Brianna - "Get in. Get out. Go home!!"
Kjersti - "Keep away from me you liar , I just do not care for your real-life-story."
Sam - "I am not a BITCH, I am the BITCH, and it's MS. BITCH to you."
Krista - "Ever notice how "engagement" has the word "gag" in the middle?"
Heather - "If you don't like yourself, I'm sure the hell not going to."
Marci - "Take notes. Take notes every day. If you don't remember what I explained, look in your notes."
Lily - "Do you really want me to hate you when I'm famous?"
Elayne - "Meet you outside; if I'm late, start without me."
Lesley - "So, you're one of the people my mum always warned me about"
Nikolina - "If you weren't such an asshole, I wouldn't be such a bitch. Thank you dickheads all over!"
Etienne - "A toast: Here's to you and here's to me, And if we should ever disagree, FUCK you! Here's to me!!"
Lisa - "You are so transparent, I can see how full of shit you are!"
Marci - "I take no shit from men at work who think that just because I'm a young woman, I don't know anything."
Brenda - "I'd rather be a first-class bitch than a second-class citizen!"
Petrina - "If you call me "baby" one more time, I'm going to slowly slash your body with my Lady Gillette, then dip you in peroxide - sweetie."
Dina - "I Take no pity on hard-dicked wimps."
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