Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
MichaelG - a smoking, drinking, boot-wearing, kick-that-jerk's-ass kind
of queer, and a Heartless Bitch to boot!
Ali - Heartless? Moi?
Terry - who knows that "Anyone can be an asshole, but you have be good to be a Bitch."
CathyJo - Whose motto is "If you don't like it, SHOVE IT UP
YOUR ASS AND GIVE IT A GOOD TWIST ON THE WAY UP!!"
Melissa - A woman whose most frequently used word on a daily basis is:
"Grrrrrr"
I am fed up with all those stupid, tacky, unimaginative, pick up lines from
guys who only want one thing, and it sure as hell ain't my MIND.
And for those guys who can't face a saucy remark: Don't light the fire if
you can't take the heat. It used to hurt me when I expressed my feelings
and some jerk considered me a bitch for it, well now all I say is, "You
better believe I'm a BITCH, and damn proud of it."
Or maybe the two simple words of, "Bite Me."
Ann - Who has done her time, and
is now heartlessly doing things just to please herself.
Doodle - Heartless with a Vengance!
Tracey - who has found she gets
more mileage from being a Heartless Bitch.
Dhaya - "Just because men suck doesn't mean I am bitter"
Juliette - who has her own Heartless way of handling a bad date.
Maria - who can't believe that there are still guys out there who use
REVOLTINGLY CHEESY lines like: "I'm a doctor of love and
I want you to be my first patient."
Rochelle - who has no respect for men who are ruled by their gonads.
Kat - who unshackled herself from a marriage to "the King of the Idiots" and
is now a single-parent and a working professional in the last bastion of
male-dominated business: Agriculture. Kat knows that "If it has tires or
testosterone, it's bound to give you grief."
Esther - Retired and STILL not putting up with any shit.
Janet - who sent her ex-husband a juicy, sensuous love letter and a one-way ticket, and signed it
"Lorena Bobbit"
Amazon - who lives by the motto: "Loud & Lewd with an Attitude"!
"All the women with a "dont-fuck-with-me" attitude out there stand up and
yell YEAH!"
Jen - weak, irresponsible, blaming-th'-world,
"I-couldn't-possibly-take-responsibility-for-my-own-actions-and-choices"
types of women and men drive her nuts!
Ellen
Spertus - Infamous "Heartless Bitch" of the web --Check out the
May '96 issue of Wired... Ellen is giving a presentation at
"Virtue & Virtuality": Gender, Law, and Cyberspace - because she wants
"to let people know that women can take care of themselves online,
thank-you."
Leo - a devastatingly intelligent woman with no tolerance for the weak-minded and ignorant fools of the
world...
Mary - Not only heartless, but Bitter and Cynical too.
Carol - whose favorite dumping-the-jerk-who-can't-deal-with-the-age-
difference line is," I'll call you when I'm fifty, then I'll know how
tough it is."
Sabine - who understands that being a bitch is really about being honest
with yourself and other people, and wanting people to take responsibility
for their own emotional lives.
Karen - "Not Bloody Likely" to tolerate obnoxious guys making passes at
her...
Tegan - who, upon hearing boastfulness of some male's anatomical size,
replies:
"Oh yeah? I got a bigger one than that in a drawer at home,
it's cleaner, and it glows in the dark!"
Naomi - A Babe In Total Control, Honey!
and a
Born Again Bitch
Piper - No doubt I am a HEARTLESS BITCH....
1st and foremost, I'm an above-average-in-attractiveness lipstick lesbian, who takes great pleasure in
smashing the hearts of straight men into tiny little shards....We all know
they deserve it.
Additionally, for some reason the hapless wankers around me constantly feel
moved to confide their myriad problems....personal, work related, etc. I
listen calmly, then let them have it. "And you thought that was a reasonable
reaction.....WHY?" Truth hurts.
Sahbreenah - a woman who is sick of drooling neanderthal's in cars that
think it is somehow cool to gawk and whistle at women on walking down
the street...
Betsy Lynn - Just don't call her "cute"!
Nora - Devoted to the craft of Heartless Bitchiness
Sonja - a woman who is sick of
SNAGs and wimps
Stephanienstraße -who Wants to hear from other Heartless Bitches
Charlotte -a Cold Bitch and damned proud of it!
AngstGrrrl -a Riot Grrrl who has been chanting this one line by Maggie Estep
for months now: "I'm not a normal girl, I'm an angry sweaty girl so BITE
ME!"
Laurie - Yeah! Another "nice girl" turned HEARTLESS.
Julie - An entrepreneur who is tired of getting fucked over by people in the
Entertainment industry. The stories she could tell.....
Ruth - heartless because of her treatment as the only woman engineer in an all-male enclave.
Karen - who is considered Heartless because she has
chosen a life of autonomy
over one of picking up after a man...
Cheryl - a woman who is tired of "boyfriends who wanna either fuck me or fuck me over,
or better yet, BOTH", and psycho roommates from hell.
Sara - Who's tired of college boys who think with their gonads
Barton - Who can smell a dickhead a
mile away, because that's where she buries them.
Bonnie - A Heartless Bitch "and Fucking Proud of it!" -- Check out
her great site devoted to Grrls!
Arana - The Dean-in-training of the Heartless Bitch School.....
"If I get one more email from a brainless, buckethead who wants to tell me about his favorite
sport (read: Sex or something that resembles it in his mind which he probably
defines as hiding the salami) - just because he stumbled upon my web page, I
will puke. No, I am puking. Who are these buttwipes? Do they really think
any self-respecting woman would give them the time of day? Reading
Heartless Bitches made me weep... Honey, I'm home.
Aubrey - Who eats hearts
whole, and smothered in Alfredo sauce...
M.L. Rowe- So heartless she doesn't give a fuck about her homepage and what you think
about it. Assistant Editor here at HBI.
Kashka - A Heartless Bitch with an Attitude
Airyn - A
Quintessential Heartless Bitch who has experience with men who are DUMBER THAN A BAG OF
HAMMERS...
Donna - who remembered that even Mary Poppins was a Heartless Bitch.
Kathryn - who has some great
reasons for being a Heartless Bitch.
SoulArdent - Working on the "Heartless" part, but a self-admitted
"Bitch".
Alison - Who'd "rather eat the hind end of a dead sewer rat than give head"
Scarlett - Who's sick of lying men, lousy lovers, and the fact that guys don't know how to
fuck anymore... (that's why they changed it to "shagging" in the UK)
Brenda- who considers herself sorted and independant and smart. Others consider her
a heartless bitch.
H.B. in Atlanta, who has some rather choice comments on men.
Sharon-"Touch me and Die!"
Kathryn O. - she's young but well on her way to being a dedicated Heartless Bitch.
Åsk - Find out how she
learned about assholes, and how to deal with them.
Whenever some dork tries to pick me up with that
TIRED old line "Do You Come Here Often?" I snap back "Nooooo, Only
when I have Gonorrhea." with a real sweet voice and the batting of
eyelashes.
Janet - A Heartless Bitch because:
"No matter how many emails you sent me this week, I'm not writing
back 'til I feel like it. That may be next week, and it may be the third of never. Sending me more
mail is not going to make me feel guilty or feel sorry for you. It's going to make me hate you
for hounding me."
Pam - who does not "make googoo"
when presented with courtship gifts.
Mijo - who has no patience with totally stupid men. But instead of killing
them (as in Kashka's All Men Must Die), she prefers to create web pages that
make fun of their penises.
Barbara, - who thinks that it "Kicks Ass" to see that there are other strong,
self-respecting women out there.
Julia, - who knows how to take care of men who spread nasty rumours about her.
Jennifer, a heartless bitch with riot grrl sensibilities, who hates Valentine's Day.
Karen, - who heartlessly runs a chat room (on a commercial online service), called "Men Are Jerks"..
CJ, - "because the world is full of morons and I have to rise above the shit to make sure
they know I'm from HELL, and I'm here to set them on FIRE".
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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