Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
Marisa - Heartless because she enjoys "Barking down the necks of sappy girls who hang all over guys".
No shoes, no shirt...No sympathy for sappy shit.
Melissa M. - "Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way!"
Pretty Boy -I am *NOT* a lesbian in a man's body...
I'm a heartless bitchy queen.
The last person who pissed me off is in therapy; the person before that is in well placed
bits and pieces."
Victoria H. - Heartless because I listen to the little voice in my head that says, "Go ahead, say it."
Karen T. - "If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your IQ, I would be at the damn supermarket talking to the produce..."
Andria - "Oh, he hardly ever complains. Just a little, you know, like, I wish I had arms, I wish I had legs."
Nicole S. - "Is talking out of your ass an acquired trait or an hereditary one?"
C. Schneider - "Please check your testicles at the door....."
Ruth G. - Heartless through thirty years of relentless practice.
Piper - "What is whining going to do, but annoy the hell out of me?"
Stephani - "A Bitch Is Better!!!"
Debra M. - "More than a mouthful is wasted and if you have to tell me how big it is I even don't want to see it."
Valerie J. - "Any shit you take is purely your own fault."
Karen F. - "If you have to explain it, they won't get it."
Janet G. - "When I through my ex out, he threatened suicide... I told him to
hurry up and get it over with, he only had until 4:00 and he was out of there no matter what."
Jeralyn - "If you can't see it my way I'll rip yr eyes out and we'll see if that helps...."
Donna - "Me? Bitchy??? I just don't have patience for stupid people!!!!!!"
Jessica - "Think! Do something with your life! Use your brain!"
Sarah W. - "Injustice makes my knuckles itch. . ."
Michele S. - She doesn't have time for people who whine and whine and
take no control over or responsibility for their lives
and their situations. -- " I don't remember asking for your opinion."
Jane H. - "I hate the breeds of foreign guys who think they can treat
American women in the tradition of their own wife-beating cultures!
Can you say, "Boooootiful ladee, I like to eat poooooosy!"
Dawn - "Whenever they say they want to take care of you, Watch
Out! What that really means is... they want a free
household slave that will take of them."
Theresa - a gossip-hating Heartless Bitch who wonders, "Why does everyone around me suffer from rectal-cranial
inversion?!"
Laurel - "I consider myself a BITCH (Beautiful,Intelligent,Talented,Charming,Honest), and I'm proud of it!"
Leah R. - Considered Heartless because she asserts, "I am a person, not some jerk's
doormat -- (and that's 'jerk' of either gender)."
Laurel C. - "I'm tired of hearing about PMS, It's not PMS --I'm this nice all the time!"
Cynthia J. - "Angry women give me hope"
Anne J. - "Use your brain, dammit!"
Laurie W. - "I have dreams, and refuse to cast them aside so that I can spend
my time making sure some little boy is happy. I will not compromise!"
Helen G. - "I have no intentions of living up to someone else's fantasy of femininity."
Sandra - "I've worked in the oilfields for close to five years now.
Dealing with all those men/boys....yes, I'm heartless and have been
accused of being a bitch more times than I can count."
Debbie M. - "Don't fuck with me. Don't piss me off and don't bring me your emotional baggage."
Andrea - "Why don't you do the world a favor ASSHOLE and go hang yourself."
RiOt*GrRrL - "I hate guys that have a LOWER IQ then a freaken wall. I'm a bitch - either people like it or not!!! I'm a GRRRL!!!
I may look as sweet as sugar boy, but don't think u can fuckin' touch!!! "
Toni - "I'm aggressive, assertive and not afraid to put my boyfriend in his place!!!!"
Meledy - " Oh really!!!!!"
Lynn - She has "zero tolerance for www's (whiny,wimpy, women)!"
Pammie - " What are you going to be when you grow up, sport? A speed bump?"
Joni - "I'm forced to be a Heartless Bitch because sometimes people just aren't willing to shutup and admit I'm always right."
Grey - "I'll take brains over brawn every time. I think no woman should allow herself to be walked over, and anyone who doesn't like it can SHOVE it.
I can have any guy I want since any guy who doesn't enough to know a good thing when he sees it, I wouldn't want.
Debbie - "I feel as if I've found my spiritual home! At
last a page for women who are intelligent, articulate, don't suffer fools
gladly ... and proud of it!"
Kyrsten- "I don't understand what a feminist is. Whenever someone calls me a feminist, it's because I have expressed an opinion that differentiates me from a doormat."
Wanda H. - "I believe we create our own reality, there are no victims only
volunteers. People who take offense add more misery to
the world than those who dish it out because there are more of them.
Self pity is for those who wallow around in shit and love it.
So quit whimpering and join the rest of us bitches!"
Faith - "Pretty much everything about me qualifies me as a Heartless Bitch. I especially hate "feminists" who
blame their lack of success on discrimination, when in reality
they are narrow-minded idiots who can't find their way out of a
paper bag, and just about everyone else who whines and moans about
crap they can change if they got up off their lazy asses."
Rebecca - "I take no crap from men... especially men who are intimidated by my obviously superior intellect. I am always in control of everything and most wienees can't deal with this fact."
Melinda H. - "If I had wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted."
Lindsey - "Heartless because I hate the little sluts who think they know everything,
But I love it when I prove them wrong. And because I hate guys who only want one thing, Then get mad at me for dumping their Skanky Asses."
Kari - I'm in control of life...doing what I want to make my life happy. I attain
my goals because I work hard and am determined to "get what I want"!
I don't let people tell me "I'm too nice", "spoiled" or "a brat"!
Becky H. - "I'm tired of needy men that depend on us for the
universe. Hey, I didn't create it, and I can't
control it."
Victoria B. - "A BITCH is a good thing to be."
Sarah D. - "Yeah, I'd love to fuck your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT!!!"
Sheila S. - I took out the best player on my hockey team. I put my
parents' toothbrushes in the toilet. The phrase, "wine
me, dine me, 69 me" is written on my planner.
I tried to launch my cat off the waterbed.
my friend wizzy just said,"Sheilah, it's o.k.,
you'll always be a Heartless Bitch to me."
Wizzy - I skank so hard I put holes in my wall. I told seth he
was a veiny-knob-licker. I shaved my head, branded myself
(bad idea), and my teacher told me I was Darth Vader's
daughter.
Kels - "my goal is to find an intelligent man... but you don't qualify"
Gretchen - "What part of raging screaming feminist activist dyke doesn't
relate to being a Heartless Bitch? Fuck the status quo. A womyn's
gotta muffdive to get a slice of the American pie."
Monica - "Women are the greatest builders on earth...we just have to
touch the stones to make the tower stand!"
Amy -"The tattoo
on my pelvis is a blue heart with a golden sword stuck in it. I can't stand
whiners and don't have patience for ignorance. Ask me my opinion and you
better be prepared for the truth. I am a HEARTLESS BITCH to the core."
Marnie - "How do you save a man from drowning?........Take your foot off his head!"
Anastasia - "I am a heartless bitch not only because I watch spineless, weaklings squirm while I squash them like a bug but because I enjoy and thrive on it. MOOUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Jill - "My identity is not defined by a male ... I'm not Mrs. Joe Dick!"
Sue S. - "What do you want now?"
Mamie - "I've had it with men who think that women should
show them respect or admiration for the simple
fact that they are men. I'm tired of men who believe
that a woman owes them sexual favors the minute
she agrees to date them."
Sarah - "I have enough shit of my own to deal with, and I refuse to deal with
anyone else's. Especially when they can't be responsible for the things that
they've fucked up themselves. I will not be your mother and I will not fix it
for you!"
Jamie - "I do what I have to do to get ahead. If that means stepping on people
on the way up, then fine. Men have been doing it for years and they're
called aggressive. Now that women are doing it, they're called
Bitches. Well, I say fuck'em cause we(females) are going up in the
world!!!
Chrystal - "I'm completely blunt in telling people (that deserve it), that they're really, really close to being a pure asshole. "
Sandy - "I don't suffer fools gladly, and I don't have any patience for idiots or
members of the Lucky Sperm Club (mostly upper level management!).
I work for a living and am damn proud of it!"
Marek - A "honorary woman" with scathingly bitchy style.
Rebecca - "That's not my problem....take that back to your mother!!"
Jewel - I don't want "equality" I've been superior for so long I don't want to take a cut"
SpeedPix - "I enjoy being in total control, honey!"
Victoria - "I'm coming, dear, but you have to leave first."
Traci - "Suck your own dick asshole--just be careful not to suck your brains out."
Lynn - "I am only responsible for the cause and effect in MY life, not YOURS."
Sara A. - "I could really care less about what you are saying."
Karie - "There is always some loser hitting on me, and if I try
to be polite and let him down easy he just doesn't get
it. That's why I've decided to be a bitch and just hit
the guy over the head (or maybe somewhere else too) if
he doen't get it."
Kirsty - "I'm sick of guys leading their lives by their dicks. I refuse to play
second fiddle to a rugby ball, and I refuse to reduce my IQ by half a hundred
so as to flatter some dickhead's ego."
Jay - "People always think I'm something that I'm not. And everyone calls me
"bitter and sardonic" just because I like to speak my mind ... Go FIGURE!"
Danni - "Ya don't ask, ya don't get."
Mary B. - She's "Just Right" for Heartless Bitches International.
Hilary - She can't stand the way most people fear women who speak their minds
(even though most men do it and get respect!) --"Provoking men with attitudes is a social service."
Nancee - "I cannot stand women who want to be taken care of by men. I can do it for myself thank you!! "
Kelly Ann - "Do not even think about it, I am NOT on the menu!"
Lynn - Heartless founder of "Lynner's Bitter Wonderland" -
"If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can
still call him vile names."
Pat M. - "I do what I want with my life and if a man tells me I can't do it I tell him
to fuck off. When a man puts down my body in any way, I am quick to point out his
flaws with his penis, stomach or whatever. This always shuts them up."
Robin R. - "God gave balls to the wrong gender"
Tanya - Piss me off, pay the consquences
Jenneffer - "To silence me they'll have to kill me."
Buffy - "Why yes, I AM a castrating bitch, and I'd emasculate you if
you had anything I could chop off. More's the pity..or maybe I should say less."
Debbie - "When ugly, arrogant men are threatened by my intelligence, youth and gender
I know that they are the ones with a problem, not me.
Jennifer - "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me, but NO snivelling."
Michelle H. - "My last boyfriend stalked me when I broke up with him, and I had
to have him arrested. I am so sick of hearing men's little digs about what
women are and are not ALLOWED or SUPPOSED to do. Excuse me??!!"
Tiphanie - Stupid people are a waste of time!
Lisa R. - "I've always known I have had bigger balls then men, I'm just waiting for my cock to grow in!"
Michelle C. - "I have no use for women who use their gender to get out of manal labor"
Rebekah - "If it looks like I'm enjoying your company, it's probably just good acting."
Suzanne - "I hate incompetence, I get really upset when I have the
poor misfortune of running into someone that doesn't
know his business and I love to say so in a very
unmistakable way -- Split the atrial from the ventrical
...hold the anesthesia."
Susan S. - "I may be a bitch, but I'm the pick of the litter."
Maggie - The Wicked Bitch of the North.
Wanda - "Real women don't get hot flashes; they get power surges; and if you don't back off, I'm going to send one hell of a power surge your way!"
Shelly - on being a Heartless Bitch, Shelly says : "It's a lifestyle NOT just a quality."
Sandi - loser guy comment: "Hey come and sit on my face"
Her response: "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"
Nancy - She doesn't take crap from ANYONE. Not even her horny boss! When he
starts being obnoxious, she locks him in his office until it's time for HER to
go home. -- "If I want to hear any crap out of you I'll squeeze your head!"
Brandy - Who is convinced that all men suffer from PMS - Permanent Male Stupidity.
Sandra - "If you MUST wallow in self-pity, go whine to someone that won't be thinking of
the most sadistic way of shutting you up."
Lee - "Remember, they think with their dicks, so don't argue--fuck 'em over till their trained."
Kim - She's demanding, insensitive and has an I-Don't-Give-A-Shit attitude.
--"If people don't like me, then it's their loss, not mine."
Judy - She's ambitious, hungry, and wants the world. To her detractors she says, "Blow me, jerk".
Donna - Inventor of "The Pecker Principle": A man will rise to a greater level
of incompetence than a similarly situated woman. (take off on the
Peter Principle.) -- "It's a dick thing".
Heather - She refuses to put up with mindless shit from mindless people who
have nothing better to do than bug her with it! -- "Unless it is directly relevant to my life...Save it!!"
Morna - She Heartlessly makes gratuitous public use of elbows and teeth. Nope. No "nice girl" here.
-- "If I was nice, my name wouldn't be 'unbearable'!"
Buterfly - Explaining simple procedures over and over and over and over and over and over to the same idiots,
brings out the Heartless Bitch in her...
Annette - She's not afraid to go after what she wants and to speak her mind
regardless of what other people think about it. She does her own thing and if
someone can't handle it they know where to go, though sometimes it takes her
slamming the door in their faces to get them started on the journey. --
"I have PMS and A HandGun... Any Questions?"
LadyRavn - She's sick of people crying when she gives them her glorified opinion that
THEY asked for!!!!! -- "I'm drunk, you're ugly, I'll be sober tomorrow!!"
Laura - Don't try to blame her for your feelings! --"Your guilt, stemming from your failure to meet
your obligation, has nothing to do with ME."
Kristina - "I don't have PMS, but I do have a gun. Did you say anything asshole?"
Patty - "I always thought I had PMS until I had my hysterectomy. Then I realized I was just a Bitch."
Kimberlee - If she's not treated with the respect she deserves, she truly will be the ruthless bitch you suspect she is.
"These are not microphones buddy, (my breasts), when you speak to me look me straight in the eye or you will lose yours."
Betsy - "If they give you shit, give it right back!"
Soojin - She has no patience for dealing with the emotional responsibility of most
her current boyfriends or friends. -- "Stop whining and get your ass in gear!"
Darrell - "I get the feeling that usually we are better off without them!!!!!!!!"
Catherine - She claims total and complete intolerance for stupid/pathetic/weak/unempowered people. "If you can't stand up for yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?"
Dora - "Why would I cut your dick off when I can do things to it that'd make you want to cut it off yourself?"
Lisa S. - "I don't suffer fools gladly, and I like to see them suffer."
Kimba - SNAP-OUTTA-IT and get the fuck away from me.
Heidi - If spending one evening with you is supposed to be heaven, thank GOD I'm going to hell.
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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