Real-Life Heartless Bitches:

Jordan - Considered Heartless because, "I am powerful, smart, self-assured and offensive. And yes, I AM conversant with firearms."

Meridith - "I'm 18 and in total control of my life. Give me shit and I shove it back in your face! "

Ellen C. - "I have no tolerance for stupid people, so quit your damn whining."

Kathy V. - " No, I DON'T have a headache, you are just not turning me on!"

Christina - "I am sick and tired of spineless ninnies."

Liana - "I simply cannot stand those who cannot stand up for their own space and speak the truth."

Scout - "You know, you could be arrested for trying to impersonate a human being, asshole, so why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it?!"

Zoe - "You woke me up for that?"

Biz - "I have very little patience for people (of either gender) who possess the mental capacity of a soapdish."

Keisha - "Women who don't stand up for themselves will be trampled on."

Billie - "I know what I want, when I want it, and how to get it--and NOBODY is going to stand in my way!!!"

Jennifer C. - "My life is MY life -- I choose what seasoning I use to spice it up. People only rest on my wings while I fly through life MY way."

Jenny - "Being a Heartless Bitch is a logical response to reality."

Jan M. - "My bitter experience and subsequent enlightenment qualify me for membership!!"

Erin - "Alanis is NOT my hero."

Meghan - "Anyone willing to bend over backwards to please, can bend over and kiss my ass."

Heather H. - A well-paid, professional Heartless Bitch.

Jamie - "Every boy knows he wants a dirty girl to put him to his knees. He will always beg and plead."

Allison - "Hey there Hootie, go blow yourself."

Eileen - Heartless Bitch in Training...

Jai - "Whip it out right here asshole, and you can find out what it's like to have a sex change!"

Kitty - "This is your only warning asswipe, wise up or I'll bounce your ass higher then a superball!!"

Cathy G. - Why is she a Heartless Bitch? - "Because long ago I realized that I'd rather spend my entire life alone than be chained to a lump of needy, whining humanity (and I use that term loosely). Give 'em a break?...sure, which arm!?"

Tai - "I've been laughing at you ever since I imagined you into existence."

Grovette - "If you're male, you are labelled aggressive and a "go getter". If you're female, you're a big bitch."

Sharon H. - "There are few men and you're not one of them"

Kate W. - "There are few portions of the male anatomy more boring than the penis."

Nerida and Sharon - "Who needs a REASON to be a Heartless Bitch, have you seen all the fucked up idiots in this world? We've got names if you want them..."

Mary Ann - "I would spit on you, but spitting's a bad habit. I'm trying to quit."

Kim G. - "You can't possibly be THAT Fucking stupid."

Katie M. - "When women go wrong, men go right after them."

Liz - What makes her Heartless? - "Competence, and a very exact and long memory."

Seleste - "I am sick and tired of all the bullshit and pathetic people in this world. This includes everyone, not just the weaker sex (men)."

Kristen - "Let him go Jack off while I order dessert."

Jennifer - "If you show me weakness, I will steamroll you."

Amy G. - "What, did _both_ his hands fall off?"

Angela G. - " A walk through the oceans of most souls will barely get your feet wet."

Rrye - "There are two reasons to be a bitch:

1. It will notify someone that he needs to remove his head from his ass
2. it will prevent me from being brought up on murder charges."

Veronica - "I am completely in control, and don't give a rats ass about anybody but myself... You have a problem, you deal with it. I don't care."

A'ja - "I am a heartless bitch because I don't take any shit from any man -- Nomatter how good he looks, or how much money he makes."

Cathy M. - "I'm 37, single, never been married by choice. I Don't NEED a man."

Susan N. - "No, you can't have it your way. I'm not burger king."

Kat -"Whenever you feel bad about being a bitch, stick a huge pin in the bigot voodoo doll of your choice and feel whole again."

Mary - "I can't tolerate ignorant and indecisive people."

Julie - "I have no patience for women who think that they need a man to survive. The sight of pink and ribbons and lace makes me sick. I don't need to put up with any man that will treat me as anything less than a goddess."

Pratyeka - It's people like you with no respect for themselves that make this world feel like it's spinning a fuck of a lot slower, so do us all a favor and save the oxygen for someone who will NOT use it to whine or fill my head with your useless pap, you pathetic waste of skin.

Jaclyn - "Honey, we're living in the Nineties, so get your tootin' little ass moving if you want something - and I don't mean up and down!"

Angelina - "I'm supposed to stick to two lines when there are so many dickheads in the world? - get real!"

Kathryn - "I get nauseated when I hear, 'I Love You, I need you, You make me complete', shit. What it really means is: I have no spine, no direction, no will, no determinination, no power, no personality, etc... I'm sure you can finish the sentence.

Faith - "I detest men who want a maid and not a woman."

Marie Louise - "I refuse to shut up to spare anyone's feelings. If someone is being an incoherent idiot, he'll hear about it, and I'm not going to be gentle. -- I hope hell is wallpapered with hardcore porn and you'll get to spend all of eternity with your hands tied behind your back, creep!"

Lisa D. - "I don't take any shit from people. If someone annoys me, I let them know about it! And Yes, I am a bitch, and proud of it!"

Marlena - who has no tolerance for ignorant, clueless, childish and inconsiderate males (and some females who fit that description, too!!)

Eva - "I am a mega-heartless bitch because I love to tease total loosers!!! Any guy comes up to me with a pathetic line and I soon put him in his place!! "

Amy K. - "Here, have a little cheeze with that whine"

Stephanie - "so many jerks, too much time."

Trinity - "Vive la Femme!"

Victoria V. - "My nick name is Mantis after Midnite.....enuff said, but believe me fellow bitches, I should be running my own club-of-experience! I've seen/heard/done-it-all....and love to tell the tales!"

Cheryl G. - "I find your face repulsive, now f'off!"

Gretchen - she won't take NO for an answer from anyone, especially authority figures such as teachers, employers, and the like. - "Hey, that's *QUEEN BITCH* to you!"

Veronica - "I refuse to let myself be treated as an orifice."

Lydia - Labelled Heartless because of her "total exasperation with useless people!"

Ashli - "Of course I'm not offended when you call me a Bitch, I am quite pleased, actually!"

Leah - "...it's enough to make me think I'm the only sane person around!"

Tris - "Wipe your own ass dickhead, because I don't have the time..."

Theresa - " You thought I was having PMS?? Grow up, this is called being a BITCH, you don't want to see me when I am PMSing!"

Mary D. - "I am Mary the Almighty, I castrate all men that oppose my dominance"

Janine - "I hate wimps, whiners, and people who walk around with their hearts on their sleeves expecting me to care!"

Elsie - To anyone who thinks that I have to put up with their shit just because I'm a woman: I'm not your fucking caretaker, mother nor anyone else who gives a damn. Grow the fuck up, and and move the hell on.

Alice - Labelled Heartless because of "my intolerance for sappy whiners and manipulative beasts. The light is red. They must stop!"

Heather - "I'm sick of people who constantly whine instead of trying to make themselves happy and I'm not listening to their shit anymore."

Naomi H. - "If you don't have the GUTS to go get it yourself, I don't want your LAZY ASS in my way!"

Terri L. - "Don't flatter yourself. Dogshit looks better."

Suzanne M. - "When I need someone to: spend my money, drink my whiskey, and tell me what to do; I'll fuckin' let you know. "

Kris - "I'm too assertive, too intrusive, too tall, too wide, too inquisitive, too opinionated, too helpful, too talkative, too cold, too hard and too damned much! And I learned it from my mother, bless her."

Amanda B. - "Weak people should just get down and stay down."

Maribel - A Heartless Bitch because she refuses to play Suzie Homemaker to her significant other and his messy ass pets. "If he wants a maid I can refer him to several services...that, or a therapist."

Lois Brownsey - "I just tell the truth - and let others deal with it! oh yeah, I play good for a girl!"

Melissa H. - "Hey, it's the 90's...lil Ms. Princess gets nowhere in this world...you have got to be a BITCH to be or do anything. This is the attitude that I have...if people don't like, it must mean that they are jealous."

Shanyl and Stay-cee - "We're tired of guys shit - like when they tell you at the spur of the moment, "I Love You"... Yeah right. Guys seem to say that quite often these days. We don't take shit from nobody anymore and its time that we start taking control of our lives. We don't need guys to get us in check. We're our own persons now and its time to be HEARTLESS BITCHES!!"

Aemily - "A retarded fifth-grader called and he wants his witty retort back."

Sophie - "I am NOT your mother, ASSHOLE!!!!! Obviously SHE didn't TRAIN you right!"

Jessica - Deemed Heartless because of "My inability to deal with whining dickheads who have nothing better to do with their time than hit on me...and my ability to speak my mind no matter what I think..."

Brandi - "I'm sure you've heard this before honey, I FAKED IT !!!!"

Robin - "Buck up, they're breasts..SO WHAT!?!"

Christie M. - "If you go through life with yer head stuck up some guy's ass, then obviously everything that comes out of your mouth is going to be shit"

Faye - She's Heartless, "Because I like to be my self. Do you have a problem with that?"

Chas - "I refuse to be a man." -Propagandhi

Robyn - "I have a heart but not when someone pushes me to the point of calling out the 'Hulk-Bitch!'"

Tasha - "Here's 5 cents, go fuckin' tell someone who cares!"

Mary Ellen - "I don't take any crap from idiots while I respect that all humans are equal. I have no time for stupidity and spoilt rotten adults. Basically, get a life!!"

Susann - A woman who possesses the ability to turn the most confident, drunk himbo to a tiny, drunk frog just by turning everything he says against him.

Natasha F. -"You can understand how irritated I get being pigeonholed and stereotyped. But sometimes the whole thing makes me so upset, I can hardly talk about boys and go shopping all the time." --Mary Jo Pehl, co-author of "The MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide."

Rhoda - What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man? A lazy bitch.

Pamela A. -<sudden look of realization, sympathetic tone> "Oh, I'm sorry, you have *completely* overestimated my interest in this subject!" <polite smile. walk away. I love Southern manners!>

Carla - "I don't have the time or inclination to make the truth look better than reality."

Lindsey - "Grrrrrr! Wooof!"

Lori M. - "Why am I Heartless? I work in technical support. 'nuff said." - Read the docs, you DO know how to read don't you?

Gail - "Would you like me to hold your hand? Well, too bad!"

Erika S. - "You think you did SOMETHING?"

Kathy D. "I refuse to let others run my life. (And I tell them so. They only try once.)"

Mickie - "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."

Kerrie -"Men are like apples... sometimes you pick a ripe juicy one, but most of the time you get sour, mushy ones that you just have to mash into the ground."

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