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'Hello, ring-ring, it's the clue phone.'

Okay, so maybe I should join the men's auxillary, but I think I'm probably more at home in the Heartless Bitches themselves. I'm queer--not a little oh-look-Judy-Garland-memorabilia queer but a smoking, drinking, boot-wearing, kick-that-jerk's-ass kind of queer. I've been known to use both the phrases, "Keep it in your pants, jerk." and "Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it?" I hate Michael Bolton. Pretty boys who think they are men because they've got a jaw that could cut glass annoy me. People who can't grow up, get over themselves and get on with life drive me up the wall. I say, screw 'em. Life is what you make of it, not a group-therapy session.

I, MichaelG, am a Heartless Bitch, and I am in Total Control, Honey.

Please, I ask the honor of joining your ranks.




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