Where has HBI been all of my life?
I stood around doing nothing while
my best friend would attract the most unusual, feeble-minded men; some of
whom would ask ME for her name! I was never polite to the morons, they
needed a kick in the pants! She would attract the wormiest men AND go out
with them. ie: Stephan (pronounced: Stefaaaan). This moron had the nerve to
come up to her and brag about the foreign travel he had done. So, I asked
him to tell me about a country I had been to. He mumbled something and
changed the subject to the nice leather jacket he had on. The ass had the
nerve to tell us he picked it off a barstool in the restaurant we were in!
So my friend goes out with him, the same friend that married a functioning
alcoholic gun collecter that beat her!
Why do some women NOT GET IT?
She's
still my best friend but it took a while to teach her a bit of reality. Why
is it that women will bury the truth just to be with any man? Where are
their self esteems? It is so frustrating to live in this society where
starting at the age of 4, girls are encouraged to dress, act, and behave so
men will like them.
I was so happy when my daughter at age 9 told me that the boy at school that
obviously had a big crush on her was a wimp for being too shy to ask her to
sign his yearbook. She really told him off! (That's my girl!)
Who am I? I am an almost 40, unemployed, home-schooling, wave-making,
organic-gardening, Birkenstock-wearing, atheist, middle-of-the-road
liberal, diet-Coke addict, cook, professional organizer, loyal, loving,
mom, who truly is a Heartless Bitch to those who deserve it!
I married a great guy; I haven't cleaned a toilet in 12 years! He thinks
oral sex is his favorite position! He loves my fat! And he loves me, for
which I am eternally grateful. I liked him from the first day I met him
and took him home with me. He didn't blink an eye when he met my
black-gay-male roommate that slept on my couch in his panties. When he
passed my quiz for suitable candidates for marriage I was determined to
have him. He reads Camille Paglia. It's been 12 years and one female
child, now 9.5 yrs. old. He gives me good argument, and washes the
dishes.
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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