Janet - a Made-To-Measure Bitch
What makes me a Heartless Bitch?
My attitude, this job, my husband, my kids, my coworkers, my genetics (my mother is the
founder and principal at the Myrna Manuel School of Creative Bitching).
Many people tell my boss that I ought to be fired because of my attitude.
I would rather run over a man in the road (especially if he is a lawyer), than a
snake...
I am REALLY angry when the batteries run out on my vibrator, ESPECIALLY after my husband
has his 4 seconds of fame.
When the phone rings, I snarl; when I hang up (often during the conversation), I mutter
enough expletives that a Marine would blush.
I sent my ex-husband a juicy, sensuous love letter, and a one-way ticket, and signed it
"Lorena Bobbit"
The waiter in the restaurant gives ME a tip, and asks ME not to return!
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Can I also get a membership card for my mom?
When you look up the word BITCH in the dictionary, they have her picture!
Also for Tammy H., a co-worker. She is really a bitch. I taught her everything
she knows. Even her puppy hates her.
And another for my sister Tammy (another Tammy)...
(TRUE STORY)- When pulled over for speeding on her way to the hotel with her new
husband, she proceeded to cuss out the cop - and spent her wedding night in jail!
And if possible, for Tammy #3 - Tammy W. Her picture in in the dictionary under
ARROGANT BITCH.
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