Gale - "LIKE any man is WORTH THAT!"
The other day my mom was looking through an internet magazine and then
handed it to me saying "this is so you." And smack dab in the middle was
a review of the Heartless Bitches home page. So I decided to check it
out, and here I am writing to you, telling you why I am a Heartless Bitch.
First, I own many pins with sayings such as, "I'm only bitchy on days
that end in "Y".", "BITCH BITCH BITCH", "Oh were you whining at me? Didn't
think so" and many more...
Second, I have many urks about the whole male sex. Just because you
don't want to talk or snap at them they figure it MUST be PMS and not
the fact that they are just annoying, immature, selfish babies.
Third, I hate all those girls who chase after the same guy and end up
fighting over him.. LIKE any man is WORTH THAT!
Finally, what I say to any asshole who tries to pick me up with lame
lines like "when they made the alphabet they should have put 'U' and
'I' together" is... "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
I'd love to be a Heartless Bitch so next time someone calls me a bitch
instead of just saying "That's right I AM", I can whip out my card and say
"That's right and I have to card to prove it" :)
-Revgrrrl
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