Men are just FULL of SHIT! I have a story to tell.
I've known this guy for two years now.
He can't deal with me disagreeing with him, so whenever we get into
a fight, he just STOPS TALKING TO ME! How very mature.
This past winter, I gave up on him. I told him that he was the biggest jerk
I'd ever met. (This was after he started having sex with someone else,
and TELLING me about it.. Direct Quote: "It's so different with her,
she's so special to me".. because, obviously, I was not special)
Anyways, he called me a couple months ago, to tell me how he was failing
all his classes, and he got fired, and now he has no money, and no friends,
and could I please just forgive him, and wah wah wah. It was fun to see
him beg, and I figured what the heck, I'll give him ONE more chance.
I should have seen it coming. The first thing he does: tries to get me to have
sex. AS IF.
Meanwhile, I start seeing another guy, and the first one gets ALL PISSY and
tries the manipulative bullshit: "You know, I was falling in love with you
again, but now I see you don't care about me, so you can forget about going
out with me." I said, "OH, NOW what will I do?" (with heavy sarcasm).
Now, he is seeing another girl, and he calls me up about once every two weeks
to give me an update. AS IF I CARED.. EVEN A LITTLE!
"SHE makes me lunch.. SHE borrowed me her VCR.. SHE brought me a teddy bear"..
Well, that's just GREAT. I guess she is MORE OF A PERSON THAN ME OR SOMETHING!
By the way, can you PLEASE, PLEASE let me know when you start having sex???
Aside from manipulative guys who try to yank my chain, the other thing that
totally pisses me off is when men say: "I like lesbians because they are fun
to watch!". Yea, AS IF lesbians have sex just so men can watch! AAAAAAAAARGH!
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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