Don't Whine to Me about your self-inflicted Victimization!
People always tell me how mean I am to one particular Victim-Katie. All
she ever does is complain. About EVERYTHING. I give her dirty looks, I mess
with her mind, and I contradict all her stone-age politics.
Then there was Morgan, whom I dumped after 2 weeks, because he was
constantly lying to me,
playing the complete victim. Actually, he & Katie would make a really cute
couple:
Katie: "Oh Jay, my life sucks all my friends hate me!"
Jay: "Oh Katie, you poor thing. Well, at least you haven't lost all
your friends for being a compulsive liar & have to hold down 4 jobs
(whatever)& keep up w/ a busy concert schedule."
Both: "OH POOR US!!!!!"
He wrote me a letter asking me "what went wrong?"
and told me about how he "fantasizes about our reuniting every day". BARF.
Yeah,
playing on my sympathy is REALLY going to make me come crawling back. A
friend talked to him a few days ago and I guess he's still "anxiously awaiting"
my call. He's going to be waiting for quite a while...
I find it so hurl-worthy when some girl cries over every
little thing her boyfriend does. I mean, I can understand some things, but
come on!: "Omigod, I (-sob-) had the worst time yesterday, my
boyfriend was talking to another girl!"
I'm sure that when I was really good friends with her
boyfriend, she complained to her other friends about how her precious
boyfriend was going to dump her for me! There was really no chance of
them ever breaking-up and she knew that. She is the only completely
male-dependent feminist I have ever met.
Yowsa! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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