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Exemplary Real-Life Heartless Bitches, 1996-2001

Zrinka - "My brain digests everything it perceives, absorbing the useful, and discarding the useless. You'll have to try a bit harder if you don't want to end up as discarded crap!"

Amber - "There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." - Auberon Waugh Milla - "I'm a believer in God, but that doesn't mean I don't get angry. Get lost!"

Nancy - "Only DEAD fish swim WITH the stream."

Janis - "I take sexism seriously and do not treat it like some cutesy parlor game where the guys make shitty woman-hating comments with smirks on their faces and then act like it's all fun and games."

Shannon - "Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one."

Sapph1re - "Which planet am I on? MINE, so get the fuck OFF it!"

Jamie - "My name ain't honey or sweetheart, and if you're going to verbally assault me, expect to receive an earful of my wrath. Honey."

Julie - "I'd rather live life alone and happy than "together" and miserable."

Rebecca - "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity: lick once and you suck forever."

Marlaina - "If you're wiggling your ass like a worm on a hook, you're going to get fed to the fishes."

Deb - "I am my own universe. Fuck you if you cannot appreciate it."

Alyssa - "Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't have a brain...."

Pat - "Do not mistake my sympathy for weakness, and BEWARE my indifference."

Sandra - "I don't believe I was put on this earth to make your day brighter, enrich some man's life or for any purpose other than my own. So get over it."

Carol - "So little time; so many morons."

Traci - "So you don't date women with a butt bigger than yours - I don't date men with a dick smaller than mine."

Mirai - "You are absolutely spineless, yet here you are standing upright. You're either a miracle...or a freak of nature. I vote 'B'."

Shauna - "You can see most things coming, even if only in retrospect. Country: United States of America Age: 20-25 Gender: female"

Lisa - "I have a mind and a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use them. Country: United States of America Age: 35-45 Gender: female"

Shelly - "Being a Heartless Bitch is striving to be more than you ever think you could be."

Cara - "I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you."

Brian - "What bumper sticker did you take that from?"

Rachell - "Why does society insist that I repress my spirit? You're just an empty, pretty cage when you kill the bird. Nice looking and easily filled, that's all."

Kate - "I have no patience for those women who think they are feminists but center their worlds around their husbands/boyfriends/whatever man they can find to fixate on that week."

Megara - "I doubt half of those women who count their self-worth in blond highlights realize that they can't climb out of a bad relationship on a STAIRMASTER."

Mirai - "You are absolutely spineless, yet here you are standing upright. You're either a miracle...or a freak of nature. I vote 'B'."

Shauna - "You can see most things coming, even if only in retrospect."

Lisa - "I have a mind and a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use them."

Julie - "I'd rather live life alone and happy than "together" and miserable."

Rebecca - "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity: lick once and you suck forever."

Cindy - "If you remember your struggles, and you remember your mistakes, it is your responsibility to make sure that they are not repeated."

Stephanie - "You are the only one in control of you. You are a victim if you allow yourself to be. Lick your battle scars and get on with LIFE."

Amy - "Frankly, it wasn't worth the bikini wax."

Thomasina - "I'm a "people person". Generally, I prefer Assholes on Toast with a little Tobasco."

Lora - "Do not waste your time with social questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness." --George Bernard Shaw

Fiona - "I am arguably selfish in defending my right to independence, freedom and authenticity. If people don't like it, quite frankly - I don't give a damn."

Ali - "Apathetic people are an insult to humanity."

Olive - "Please, just stop talking. My brain's already planning an escape."

Hester - "Spare me your slogans of little wit and littler wisdom. (My standard response when someone resorts to unfunny, unoriginal or untrue one-liners to make a point.)"

Miriam - "I see you've noticed my chest. Unfortunately, you seem to have missed the pneumatic three-inch nail gun in my hand."

Christina - "IDIOT: "B-but, what do you think about me?"
ME: "You misunderstand. I don't think about you.""

Christine - "In addition to a uterus I also am equipped with a brain, so you will show me a little fucking courtesy and sit down and listen to what I have to say. If you can manage not to cry, I might let you have a turn when I'm done."

Michelle - "Should I get a puppy, or have a child? Well, I would rather ruin my carpet, than ruin my life."

Elz - "100,000 sperm and YOU were the quickest?"

Ivana - "Reality cheques don't bounce."

Mychaela - "E-mail from online acquaintance: "I met you (blah, blah, blah...) anyway, I bet you won't write me back." My response: "You lose.""

Virginia - "There's nothing like the smell of fresh blood in the morning...."

Gillian - "'Cause if you're not trying to make something better then as far as I can tell you are just in the way!" -Ani DiFranco

Ripe Wicked Plum - "Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." ~Oscar Wilde

Rachel - "I have my own life, my own job, my own brain and my own hand: what makes you think that I need a loser boyfriend like you to be complete?"

Christine - "Beauty is only skin deep, pray to be thick skinned."

Lauri - "NOBODY'S going to tell me that I'm thinking too big; if you possess the capacity to do so then there's no such thing!"

Mick - "So, if we gave you a breast reduction and a dye job, would that make you any smarter?"

The No Queen - "I refuse to live in a world where every man is a god and every woman is a vessel waiting to be filled."

Rebecca - "In response to Baywatch, tasteless porn and the like: If I wanted to see naked girls, I could look in the mirror."

Julia - I like an outfit that says, "I'm 100% woman, and I could kick your ass."

Vicky - "There is no more deeply moving spiritual experience than popping the bubble of some useless, brainless person who thinks they have a valid opinion about something they know nothing about."

Jennyla - "Of course it's "just my opinion"! Who the Hell else's do you expect me to have?!"

Marilyn - "Yes I am a bitchy woman, I celebrate and pass those qualities to my daughters."

Jessica - "This line is foolproof idiot repellant that works on either gender: If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world."

Elizabeth - "Man I Turned Down: (angrily) I get it, you're just a frigid bitch. Me: Actually, I'm their queen."

Zarah - "If going to Heaven means I have to spend eternity with people like you, I'd just as soon go to Hell."

Gillian - "Where I like, when I like, in whatever I like to wear."

Lynda - "Why sneer when you can smirk?"

Andrea - "You may have a big dick, but I have the root password to your workstation."

J-ko - "Please do not mistake my civility for affection or sympathy- I am just as courteous when I shoot you between the eyes as when I tolerate smalltalk with you."

Mary - "Every day I give my family 2 choices for dinner... Take it or leave it."

Rachel - "When I rule the world, it will be fun to decide who lives. Based on what I've seen from you - not many will."

Sabine - "Fucking hypocrites... men or women, I don't care, they all make me violently ill. Go spread your hyper-inflated sense of self-importance elsewhere."

Michaele - "Fear is a compass. Do the scary stuff FIRST."

Lani - "Say what you mean, then shut up."

Jennifer - "Measure me for my accomplishments, not my waist size."

Anne - "Veni, Vidi, Bitchy"

Kat - "People who say women should only wear skirts in the workplace, because it's the only thing that looks "professional" enough should be hung by my discarded abdomen-flattening pantyhose."

Aly - "If all you want is a life support system for a uterus, here's a quarter, call a farm for a brood sow."

Terri - "Passion for strength, knowledge of self, the will to accept a challenge and see it through, the determination to set a goal, plan and succeed in spite of your own sorry ass is what MATTERS."

Billie - "I am enough."

Mary - "I've become the man I used to want to marry."

Rachel - "Never wonder what I'm laughing at. Wonder *who*."

Kate - "I can't make everyone happy...so it's time to make myself happy."

Brandy - "Never Complain Never Explain."

Laura - "Of course I can deal with someone with your attention span - I have a three year old!"

Lauri (Sam-She-Am!) - "I have no patience with those who lose IQ points with every trip to the john..."

Rachel - "When you called me a bitch, did you mean it as an insult or a compliment?"

Shelley - "I'm not deaf sweetheart, I'm just ignoring you."

Marcie - "I am a sarcastic, cynical, bitter and twisted Xenite dyke computer geek with no life, five computers and an attitude problem. If you don't like it, go find someone to talk to who won't upset you by having a brain."

Kir - "Happiness is nice, but truth grants more freedom. Funny thing though: if you're still unhappy, you're probably not seeing the truth, either."

Debbie - "If I didn't give birth to you, I don't want to be your mother."

Carol-anne - "I find it best to ignore some things. Why don't you make it easier and go away?"

Beth - "The only reason I'm not in the military is because you apparently aim the guns with your penis, and I don't have one."

Michaela - "I seduced YOU, not the other way around. Get over yourself."

Heather - "NEVER was one for a prissy girl" (it's a tori amos line, but it's my life's mantra)

Amy - "My dear, husbands die every day!" -- Dolores Claiborne

Christina - " "But he's a grown man" is a worthless attempt at assigning responsibility; "grown man" is an oxymoron."

Jennifer - "Lots of assholes will help you put yourself down, but you're on your own when you're ready to pick yourself up, so get to work!"

Jayne - "If you can scrounge up another brain cell, you might captivate us further... but I doubt it. You couldn't get a clue during clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."

Jade - "I don't hate men - most of them aren't worth that much energy."

Maria - "The reason I'm a Heartless Bitch: I was exposed prenatally to heroines."

Heather - "Sui Domina et Libera: Free and Her Own Mistress"

Ellen - "I shaved my legs for this?"

Deborah - "Superior people never make long visits."

Karen - "Serenity through viciousness."

Linda - "In order to get on your feet you have to get off your ass."

Laura - "If you choose to sit in a pity-pot then you deserve to be miserable."

Mariane - "let's blur the intentions / and smudge what it stands for / reserve the pretensions / for those who judge what we dance for / let's get pissed / and buck the system / get our psyche's kissed / while our flesh is twistin / it's not very often this army recruits / so let's go Dancing In Heavy Boots." -- Lisa Dalbello

Kristi - "I always wanted to be somebody ... but now I realize I should have been more specific." -- Lily Tomlin"

Kassi - "...he says women can't have as much rights as men, 'cause Christ wasn't a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with him." - Sojourner Truth

Julie - "...and in which parallel universe do you think I'd actually waste my time with you?"

Amy - "I want someone who isn't afraid of me, or anyone else, in short I want someone who isn't afraid of themselves."--Ani DiFranco

Laura - "Life is short, so crank it up. This ain't no dress rehearsal!"

Dori - "I don't need perfume. My scent is Eau de Bitch, and it's a naturally occurring fragrance."

Ana - "Yes, you are right - I AM a bitch - and my footprint is engraved on your ass precisely because you ARE an asshole."

Mo - "Hey, quit being a fucking cry-baby!"

Cheryl - "I got in touch with my wounded inner child. The little bitch is packing an assault rifle and she's flipping you off."

Erica - "Consider yourself bitch-blessed."

Carrie - "Compromise pulls everyone down to the lowest common denominator, and only mediocrity is achieved... Maybe we should just do it my way."

Jamila - "If you try to abuse me mentally, I'm out the door; If you try to abuse me physically, then YOU will be THROWN out the WINDOW."

Christine - "I'm a Bitch with a capital B and a serious "itch" for life. If you can't handle that "Piss off""

Alicia - "Be Quiet. Think about the stupid thing you're about to say and then come back with an intelligent thought."

Tammis - "You and your ego misunderstand me. I don't hate you. I don't care enough about you to hate you."

Andrea - ""Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash - and I'm happy to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!"

Elaine - She's determined, smart, and funny; whining has never been part of her lexicon.

Stacy - "Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others."

Paula - "Sometimes fingers are just the better option."

Melissa - "I'll stop being a bitch when you stop being an asshole."

Stephanie - "Sorry, I can only do ten things at once, even if I AM a woman!"

Tammy - "Moving in with him? DON'T SELL ANYTHING!"

Michelle - "Don't talk to my breasts, they're deaf."

Phaedra - "You are a fascinating creature: I don't know whether to laugh at you outright or pull out my abnormal psychology reference manual to see how you rate for your histrionic, narcissistic, and antisocial behaviors..."

Melissa - "Just smile, and say "Yes, Mistress." "

Anye - "Quit your kvetching and move your sorry ass."

Frannie - "A gin and tonic for me... and for "Mr. Personality" here, a shot of Drano."

Marilyn - "Fuck blondes having more fun, Heartless Bitches get more done!"

Nova - "Love! Forget the hearts and flowers! Handle it like a loaded Gun."

Andy - "Jesus might love you, but I think you're an asshole and right now you have to deal with ME!"

Mary - "Some people call me insensitive, but that's not true. I have an emotion: I feel sorry for the millions of pathetic losers who walk around like sheep waiting to be shorn."

Melissa - "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

Eve - "I think therefore I am opinionated."

Louise - "Earn my respect."

Magdalyn - "I don't believe makeup and the right hairstyle alone can make a woman beautiful. The most radiant woman in the room is the one full of life and experience." --Sharon Stone

Angel - "Sorry, I was just trying to get your sphincter to contract out of fear so you would STOP TALKING OUT YOUR ASS!"

Pisces - "Look, in my ideal world, Juliet ditched that hopeless male slut Romeo for that cute biker girl down the street, okay?"

Yvonne - "Men think their dick size doesn't matter because women are too busy worrying about the size of their tits. Sorry fellas, it's just not so!"

Alex - "Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm nice."

Alexandra - "I am a bitch because I don't put up with small minds, big egos, and tiny imaginations."

Stormdancer - "Whiney Babies Suck."

Susana - "For Fuck's sake - get conscious!"

Gretchen - "I'd like to fuck you senseless, but it seems somebody has beaten me to it."

Bonnie - "And?"

A.joas - "I don't have a one-liner. No wisecracks, no retorts, none of that. I've got a brain, and that's it. Maybe someday I'll come up with a humorous jab at egotists, or HNGs, or Bible-belt politicians, and then I'll have a brain AND a one-liner. That ain't today."

Bonnie - "I'll pencil you in for an argument next Thursday. Now I have work to do so get lost!"

Solvei - "No thanks, I've already got one asshole in my pants."

Ida - "I do have patience... with kids and animals. Sorry, being an emotional child doesn't count."

Denise - "Is your dick as big as your ego?"

Chris - "I wish I could set people on fire with my mind." (I do try on occasion)

Elizabeth - "It's a good life, if you just don't give up."

Boooo - "I am a Bitch, I am a man, and the fucking gender roles just flew out the window"

Celeste - "Darlin', my mouth was meant for a lot more meaningful uses than giving you pleasure. If you continue to act like an asshole I will be forced to show you how skilled I am at using my teeth."

Erin - "Get on the Clue Bus or I'll run your ass over."

Belinda - "Hello? Earth to Synchopant! Hello?"

Di(e) - "I am the ideal and the extreme and everything in between."

Candy - "Excuse me, may I borrow your Penis?"

Princess Natalie - Ruler of Planet EgoMania - " "Get bent Captain testosterone...I've seen bigger penises on embryos"

Lisa - "I refuse to feel guilty because I haven't measured up to someone else's standard of who I should be."

Sharon - "If in doubt, say what you mean, and mean it."

Jo - "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!"

Courtney - "If I was you I'd put that thing back in your pants."

Jackie - "I know you were unfaithful honey, why else do you think I poisoned you?"

Catherine - "Your lack of planning does not constitute MY emergency."

Michelle - "It's too bad that men haven't evolved as much as women, but that's what evolution is about...Survival of the fittest!"

Nyccera - "If I have an opinion on something, I'll share it, and if it happens to be that you make me sick, so be it."

Lyn - "If you have ANY clue whatsoever, NEVER stop being a Bitch."

Liz - In General: "Don't run with the big dogs if you are afraid of being bitten". When dealing with neanderthals: "It is NOT my fault that man only learned how to walk upright when stores began putting beer on the top shelf."

Marilyn - "I have my boundaries. They are fair. IF you step over them, I will crush your toes, or whatever else you were stupid enough to use to cross that boundary."

Carol - "Kiss my anal fistula."

Candiss - "I don't censor my opinions for anyone!"

Shelly - "I have always taken sick delight in watching the heroines in movies get hacked into small pieces; and I have always shouted at those puling idiots to stop screaming while their boyfriend gets beaten up and grab a stick to fight with!!"

Sabre - "Excuse me, can I get you a magnifying glass?" ... "WHY?" you ask ... "I just thought that you might want to find your balls."

Cindy - "Smile honey. It shows you can BITE!"

Jennifer - "I am mommy to my three year old. I am your NIGHTMARE asshole!"

Celeste - "A woman who speaks her mind plainly, or won't go 'round smiling inanely may be referred to as a bitch or a shrew, but accepts such appraisals urbanely." Heidi - "If I wasn't me.. I would wanna be."

Lori - "Eat shit and die asshole!"

Rhonda - "Don't EVER call me a stupid bitch... I happen to be a very smart one!"

Spring - "If he spent half as much time learning as he did posing, he might get somewhere in life." from "University," by Bentley Little.

Jessica S. - "(to all of the dirtbags who ever hit on me): I'm serious, get a vasectomy...it reeeeeaaaaalllly turns us women on."

Catherine - " 'I've fallen and I can't get up!' BANG! BANG! BANG!"

Jessica K. - "People tell me I have balls. Well, they're not mine, but they're in a jar of formaldehyde on my bookshelf."

Sue - "I'm smart, strong-willed and attractive. If that scares you...tough shit!"

Nalinie - "I'm in control here, dammit! So, when I say "Jump", you'd better damn-well say, "How High" or get your pansyweight, milquetoast, pissass self out of my way or you WILL be run over!"

Wolf - "Rules are for those who don't have the courage to make their own."

Erica - "I'm not a man-hater, I just hate assholes. I can't help that there's such a high correlation."

Joan - "I may be a cold, heartless, ruthless bitch, but at least I'm good at it!"

Tamara - "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant." -- Emma Woodhouse, from Emma by Jane Austen.

Twoina - "No matter where you go, there you are and it's damned well wherever you want to be and nobody better get in your way!"

Victoria - "You are but one tiny chapter in a book that's nowhere near finished, and re-reading is a waste of my time. So get the fuck out of my way. I've got chapters to write."

Elena - "Aaaaahh... SHADDAP ALREADY!!"

Melissa - "I don't mind not being liked."

Laurie - "If ignorance is bliss, you MUST be in nirvana (and I ain't talking music here.)"

Veronika - "OF COURSE, my education is more important to me than you will ever be: after all, unlike your sorry ass, it will stay with me ALL MY LIFE!"

Kat - "I KNOW that there are good men out there and good women, it's just unfortunate that you have to wade through masses and masses of idiots to find them."

Christine - "Baby, I am WAY out of your league."

Kate - "The Alpha Bitch rules the pack."

Marcia - "I've often been called a Bitch, and I always correct them - I am not A Bitch, I am THE Bitch."

Ann - "Open your zipper and give your brain some air."

Jennifer - "Look, instead of telling me what a Heartless Bitch of a girlfriend I am, why don't you join the support group called "Jennifer's Victims" and tell it to all of my ex’s?"

Roberta - "If it's really a man's world then I plan to join the fight to change it."

Kris - "This isn't working out - I just don't think I'm the kind of woman that you're used to dating."
"Why not?"
"Do I look like a hole in a fencepost to you?"

Sharilyn - "De gustibus non est in disputandem. (Latin for "there's no accounting for taste")"

Andra - "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."

Shelley - "I am not one to "roll over and play dead" when adversity strikes, for I will face it, head on."

Annie - "Bitch is a compliment, THANK YOU, you are only calling me one because I have more authority, more control, and don't give a DAMN what you think I should do with MY life!"

Marilyn - "A waist is a terrible thing to mind!"

Cathy - "Take no shit; make no excuses. If I can suck my thumb and get a bigger mouthful, it isn't worth my time."

Jean - "You'll get over it. I did."

Dina - "Even Ghandi would have smacked you in the head."

Adria - "It's not about gender, it's about humanity. Damsels in distress make me want to change species."

Dr.T'Par - "I never ask permission, look for approval, apologise, or deny my true character..for I am a Heartless Bitch."

Jean - "If you don't even know calculus, why do you think you are going to get a date with me?"

Ella - "Ask for my love and I'll give you a dangerous mind. I like sex, but not enough to be your mother, FOOL."

Wildfiber - "I'm a rogue, weird, strong, and very happy in my 20-year relationship."

Beverly - "Shit or get off the toilet, I don't care...but this ain't childbirth, babe."

Penny - "It's so annoying when eco-hypocrites drive around in unmaintained cars that are held together with 'Save The Planet' bumper-stickers, spewing noxious fumes wherever they go."

Billie Jo - "If he doesn't deserve it, don't give it to him; he won't appreciate it, anyway!"

Kate - "A stupid woman is a pain but a stupid man is a powerful pain."

Lisa - "I have PMS and ESP: I'm a BITCH that knows everything."

Kristy - "Just because you refuse to accept responsibility doesn't mean that it isn't your fault."

Carol - "Have you ever noticed the cutthroat women in PTA who slash you behind your back if you don't run the carnival booth 'their way', yet they are the first to declare men to be 'control freaks'?"

Dana - "To be domesticated is to die."

Michelle - "Ah, cried the Queen to the King, if you had three, you'd be special."

Shelly - "If you don't like it, don't look at it."

Desiree - "I'm not opinionated, I just have one."

Jean - "When a group of people come up to the bar and then proceed to order their drinks one at a time because they are confused, idiotic, acting stupid or don't know their own minds/preferences, I ask them if they also buy their shoes one at a time."

Melody - "Help Wanted: Female Creative Director, Female Art Director, Female Copywriter, Female Account Manager and nice young guy with tight buttocks and good coffee-brewing skills."

Ankh - "This is my life, my world, my dream...so, when I stop the world spinning, it's time for you to get off."

Alisa - "I figure if I'm going to be labeled a bitch anyway, I might as well act like one and get all the benefits."

Tavia - "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. --Hedy Lamarr"

Linda - a woman who is not as enraged by male-oriented institutions as she is by ordinary women with their weak, wimpy, men-dependent ways & their "have to's" regarding their men.

Mona - She has some advice for whiners: "SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!"

Liila - "Life is far too short to spend it being repressed or dictated to by ASSHOLES!"

Julie W. - "I am sick and tired of stupid, arrogant people... there is no one quite as arrogant as a truly stupid person."

Laurie - "Why do some women NOT GET IT?"

Leslie - She's not a cunt, or a whore. She's not a monster or a blowhard. She's a Heartless Bitch.

Beth - "I don't care if I never get laid again; I'm not jeopardizing my desert-muff for any Shitheel that cums along!"

Marlene - She has no sympathy for women who let themselves get used like toilet paper.

MrsJT - "Any battered woman with legs who refuses to walk out the door gets no tears from me."

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