How To Become an
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Membership in Heartless Bitches International is not for the
mentally or physically lazy.
Membership is FREE but you have to EARN it by proving that
you actually GET what this site is about.
Not everyone who applies gets accepted. We look at it this
way: If you can't make it past the BitchBouncer, you'll NEVER
survive on the BitchBoard Forums.
And remember: we have NO tolerance for people with an
overinflated sense of entitlement. You are NOT too good, too
superior or too bitchy to be above having to fill out a decent
application.
So how do you get in? Just tell us what makes you so
Heartless... is it your intolerance for the idiots and weakminded of
the world? Is it the fact that you are assertive or aggressive in
going after what you want? Is it because you refuse to be a "nice"
girl? Is it the way you run your life according to your own
dictates? Tell us about it!
Those who get accepted as members will have their name (first
name only) and comments posted to our "Real Life Members" section.
In addition, members can send in for their own membership card, get
discounts on HBI products, and join our exclusive discussion forum,
"The BitchBoard".
BUT.... don't bother applying if you are a "princess",
whiner, or man-hater. Yeah, men piss us off at times, and so do a
lot of women. It's our assertiveness, independence, intolerance for
whining, and take-no-shit attitude that makes us Heartless, not our
generic hatred for the entire male gender. Wail on the losers of
either gender - for sure, but spare me the hyperbole.
SAY something interesting in your application, but for
heaven's sake, don't write me your life story! Apps that go on and
on and ON incessantly are guaranteed to be tossed.
If you think this process is stupid and you don't think you
should have to complete it, GOOD. DON'T. And don't waste your time
telling me how stupid you think it is through this form. You'll just
be one more reject in the loser bin.
Get it? Good.
If you REALLY don't get it, and still submit this
application, TAKE NOTE: Your application *may* wind up getting
riffed in the Weak of the Week.
Still don't get it? Check out THESE Exemplary members'
comments for a clue, and be sure to read the Heartless Hints To The Hopeful for
some suggestions on how to avoid having your app tossed in the loser
bin, or worse, The Weak of the Weak.
Oh, and one last thing, USE A SPELL CHECKER. Don't
get lazy -- don't substitute single letters or numbers for proper
English words (i.e. "U" for "you"). You are not on a damned cell
phone or chat session. Write coherently in FULL SENTENCES, with
proper capitalization and SOME semblance of punctuation, or don't
fucking bother.
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