MaleBag
Free Time at the Psychiatric Ward

Dumb and Dumber meet Lame and Lamer

Updated Sept 30, 2002

"Deliverance"-city here... The dregs of the Internet, it would seem. Too lame to even bother flaming back.... my coffee cup has a higher IQ than this bunch combined... It's all real, and it's all unedited. Some of it comes via mail - some via our flame form... What scares me is that they are out there... BREEDING... eeeewww!

Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 18:52 -0400
Subject: Male Flame form :

COMMENTS: big and bad on the net...come to my front door stupid bitch...make sure you clean your dirty cunt before you do...i hate smelly bitches

MyOtherName: stuffingdumbcunts

Sending this drivel via the flame form wasn't enough - he had to send an email too... (the IP address was the same)

From: "dan cho"
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 22:33:12 +0000

you stupid bitches make my ass laugh. thank you cunts for the hee haws. peace out you dumb cunts

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Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 01:15 -0400
Subject: Male Flame form : Danny

Name: Danny

WeeWilly: :0(

shoesize: a bit skinny but im little....shit hot with my tongue though.

RetardationLevel: not much?

MyBossMakes: got sacked for stealing coffee.

blowupdolls: whats one of those?

slimerating: im british

ugly: on

IAmALoser: on

COMMENTS: are you the only girls to have goneither gay or not fit enough to pull worth while blokes....i think.

im not sticking up for men, most of them are fuck wits but im writing more than e to the bother of setting up such a great but slightly too 'man-hating-dyke-ish site'? or are there others? if i wasn't defensive, you'd hate me for being nice...so...you´re anyone in their right miind would because i couldn't be more bored if i was stuck in munich at 6am and sat in an internet cafe on a head full of cheap slovakian absinthe...........shit, that IS me.

send me an e-thing and you can have my address so you can shit in a bag and send it to me.

if you're in england, let me know and i'll go down on you for free and let you perform shamefully horrific acts of sordid sexual depravity on me.

listen to tool
xx
i look better than you in a dress.

A claim I have NO desire to validate...

MyOtherName: la la la la

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From: Delorbe23@aol.com
Date: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 13:52:40 EDT
Subject: you are nothing but a fat chick that definitely has an axe to grind...

although you dont want to admit it, the wasy you come across is obvious to me that what you need is a man. think about it, why would you consider making this "girl power" site?

we men dont need to create silly websites such as yours because it's obvious that some suffrage centered sweet guy will lash out at it and call it a homosexual's forum.

here is a solution: get yourself a twelve inch dido and while you penetrate yourself, think about the illegitimacy of your claims.
if you believe in the bible, (although i doubt your carpet munching dike ass does) then you would recognize that women came from men.

Last time I checked, I came from my MOTHER's loins, and she's definitely not a man... (I can't believe there are morons out there who still take the bible literally and use it for lame justifications because they are unable to rub two braincells together on their own.)

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From: "Kyle"
Subject: fuck you all.
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 20:26:35

Melinda H. has graced us with her response to "Kyle"... (Her comments are in [ ])

Hi.

My name is kyle. and to all the independent women out there, i just want you to know.....I HAVE A VERY BIG DICK.

["I AM A VERY BIG DICK."]

i just came across this webpage by accident running around on aol. and then i started to read something by Melinda H. who was ranting about shovanist pigs, and males big ego's and some other bullshit, and it upset me so much....

[...I forgot how to spell.]

i didnt even finish reading it.

[That was my second guess.]

something about "its all about equality baby". Well here's my take on this, that essay did not only put a chip on my shoulder, it swong a fuckin sledge hammer at me, and im sure all other men that read it.

[Oh, if only it COULD.]

So let me speak for all the college going [a juvenile detention facility doesn't count as "college"] fellas, and whoever else shares my opinion.

["The rest of them already took their evening medication."]

To melinda the dumb cunt

[It's an honor to be disliked by you.]

and to all the other chicken-shit, half-wit females of the world that have come to the conclusion that ranting about males penis sizes on some internet webpage is a good idea, let me tell it to you like this.

[I can hardly wait]

I know that in the United States we have that wonderful thing called freedom of speech. so your just as much privilieged to say anything you want about anyone you want, as anyone else is.

[Yup. And we can laugh while we say it, too.]

So now let me exercise my freedom of speech you stealing, cheating wench,

[wench??? Ouch! That's really hitting below the belt!]

This entire webpage and everyone who participates in the name of "heartless bitches" can rot in hell. you bitches have no morals, and somehow feel redeemed and clear-minded after you've insulted the opposite sex in the most demoralizing way possible.

[in startling contrast to your impeccable courtesy]

I dont know what kind of foggy twisted realm you, and other women like you are living in.

["...and it doesn't allow idiots! That's so unfair!"]

But i was raised to respect the opposite sex as if it were your second half.

[You treat women like half-idiots. That explains a lot]

So its women like you that drive men like us fuckin crazy, and then yeah....we will wear out pride on our shoulder and yeah bitch, we will spit down on you if you feel the urge to attempt to cripple our mad-hood with false accusations

[oh, no, I believe in your genuine MADHOOD]

and direct insults intentionally aiming to turn men into symbols of greed, envy and disgust. You have attempted to steal our pride and throw it to the ditch, and you have tried to cheat your way to equality with tricky word combinations ripping down the opposite sex in your destructive path. ["Damn those tricky word combinations! Why couldn't they stick to 'Scrabble'?"] You have already achieved equality, what more do you want? a fuckin medal? please!

[I'd settle for equal pay for equal work.]

I would normally feel very uncomfortable writing something like this, but after reading your half-wit slur of words directed to make us (the men of the world) out to look like zealots,

[Zealot idiots? Now there's a scary thought.]

let me leave you on this little bit of advice.....

Don't ever get caught alone in a dark alley in my neighborhood bitch, cause you wont be walking out of it. And trust me bitch, im not the only one who feels like this. So just be careful where you open your loose pussy of a mouth.

[The Big Dick Philosophy about HBI: If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.]

AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY.......

PEACE, to all the fellas reading this. We're good people too.

[The men of the world are so lucky to have you to speak on their behalf.]

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From: "Jeff Miller"
To:
Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 17:08:20 -0400

I have a real real question. I am in Cleveland Ohio. Would any of you woman wish to castrate a 48 year old male. If there is anyone of you that would... I am ready and I challenge you to take my balls. My email is jjfmiller41@aol.com. This is serious business and it is not a joke. I wonder how many of you really would take my balls. signed Jeffrey

Sorry Jeffrey, I have to wax my cat tonight...

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From: "Robert S"
Subject: you
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 16:35:58 -0400

Hi !

Are you jewish ? Because, you seem to have parasitical ideas and pretty much inferior ones, like jews, who always complain about stuff and whine about that thing called holocrap like you whine about men...

Anyays, just wanted to know if your a rat, heu, I mean jewish.

Oh and by the way, Heil Hitler !

"Hope is the denial of reality." -Margaret Weis

You gotta love those psychos that can mix their anti-semitism in with their misogyny...(NOT)

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Date: Sun, 21 Jul 2002 11:02:38 -0500
From: James
Subject: You're right!

Just read your article "Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS" and it pretty much hits it dead on the nail. I know, as I use to be a "nice guy" and after many failures I can say that approach does not work. The best advice for nice guys is to pretty much do nothing at all. If you do nothing, whether you realize it or not, you are probably still oozing some sap out of your pores, but this time just the right amount. A little bit of sap, and a lot of salt is the key ingredient.

The fact is, all women take shits and all womens shits DO stink! Also, many womens vaginas stink as well, so that makes two holes that smell as opposed to men, with only one hole that smells.

Best thing to do is just fuck em' and leave em'.

James, what a charmer you are... Yep, I can see how that attitude is going to win friends and influence people.

Fuck you cunt,
James

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From: "MANIK 1"
Subject: Fuck Riot Dyyykez
Date sent: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 21:45:56 GMT

Im sure you're all gonna put me into that DUMB male category all you dykes enjoy so much, but peep dis shit first.

a couple weeks back a couple riot sluts started shit with me and my boy Psycho Mantis. now we were interested in this riot grrrl thing because they were so upset about the music me and my crew makes. im in a horrorcore group called Wikkidri (wicked jree) you dykes are fuckin dumb, just cuz i said Bitch in my shit dont make me a bad guy. what makes me a bad guy is that i wanna cut the fuckin head off each and ever slut in this organization. you are just hair cunt to me. email me all you like. spread the word of wikkidri, cuz it will be the downfall of our "clique" peep my groups site, http://wikkidri.cjb.net you guys start static we finish it, we got plans to fuck you whores over. our song Bitchez Wit Dickz will be appearin soon, keep an eye out sluts. send me all the hate mail you want, bash us in our guestbook bring it on, ill enjoy it.

Wikkidri n' Tha Skitzo Squad 4 Life

"One man's trash is anotha man's lova. Death Becomes Her Death Becomes her" - Wolfpac

-MANIK

oh and my nigga Destrukt Tha Madman, representin tha pyromaniakz is wondering if you could suck on his sac for a bit.

[Why do I feel like I have just walked into the middle of an Anthony Burgess novel ...?]

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From: YWAIT468@aol.com
Date sent: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:57:18 EST
Subject: TISK TISK


THERE IS A PLACE FOR WRETCHES LIKE YOU AND THOSE LIKE WHO WOULD BAND TOGETHER IN WEAKNESS.............. THINKING IT WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH. YOU ALL NEED TO GET A MAN....GET ME A BEER.....AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.....................P/S THE HOUSE IS A MESS....DONT YOU DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE.......
SIGNED..........YEA THATS RIGHT....IM THE GUY WHO DID YOUR BEST FRIEND THEN DUMPED HER.]

[As if. You can't even find the caps-lock key.]

P/SS I KNOW YOU'LL BE GETTING BACK TO ME ON THIS....WHY DONT YOU WAIT TILL YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD SO ITS ANGRY AND INTERESTING.

[Lame. lame. lame.]

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From: HBHTEX@aol.com
Date sent: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 14:30:05 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: SupremeBitch@heartless-bitches.com

I AM A MALE SLAVE IN NEED OF A BRUTAL MISTRESS.CAN YOU HELP?

[NO]

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From: "Scott"
To: Subject: Kick me
Date sent: Tue, 29 Feb 2000 19:33:21 -0500

Hi, my name is Scott, and i honestly like to get kicked in the balls by women. I would be honored to meet or talk to any women out there that would like to practice any self defense or martial arts techniques on me or if you are a woman that just like to kick guys in the balls. I also like to kiss and massage women's feet. So if you are a woman that likes to kick guys in the balls and like to get your feet kissed, please e-mail me or talk to me online, my name is MadMoose71. I'm not a bad person so please don't judge me until you have spoken to me. I would very much enjoy speaking to women that like to kick men in the groin and martial artists, so even if you don't want to kick me, i would still like to talk with you.

please respond,

Scott
[Normally, I'd put Scott's email in the "clueless" bin, but Scott's fetish warranted something a little more...]

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[Note: there is a bunch of these guys who are so clueless they can't even find the "Send Mail to HBI" link, so they send this kind of stuff in via the submission form for honorary heartless bitches... ]

Date sent: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 03:33:48 -0600
Subject: Pop Culture: honor


Subject: Pop Culture: honor

Name: JOHN BROSCO

Email: niua59@hotmail.com

Category: honor

Title: fucking with cathe jone

Artist:

Reasons:
I like see catherine being naked showing her pussy

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Date sent: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 02:27:18 -0800
From: "sir greg" <frosty13@marijuana.md>
Subject: fuckin bitch

YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH

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From: "UW Libraries Public Kiosk PC user" <pubpc@lib.washington.edu>
Subject: 15 men on a dead ho's ass yo-ho and a motherfuckin' 40!
Date sent: Tue, 23 Nov 1999 23:16:28 -0800

I'd like to give you a piece of my mind here, an it's best done with a
quote from the rappers NWA


 " so nigga never forget a dead bitch can't tell a nigga SHIT!
   one less bitch I gotta worry about,she's outta here; and that's how it
   turns out."


write me back sweetie,
afeichtm@u.washington.edu

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From: Sprungage@aol.com
Date sent: Mon, 8 Nov 1999 00:12:31 EST
Subject: (no subject)

GET A DICK!!!!
U NEED IT!!!

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Date sent: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 17:43:26 -0600
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: honor

Subject: Pop Culture: honor

Name: ifa kass

Email: ufa kass

Category: honor

Title: u fuck your cats

Artist: your mom

Reasons:
because you stupid bitches, are the reason women get no respect. bagging men will not get you anywhere. so go find a man with a dick and suck it

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Date sent: Fri, 15 Oct 1999 11:17:11 -0700
From: i452437@thegrid.net
Send reply to: alfamco@thegrid.net
Subject: Wurds

HB:

eye m writn u tu tel u thet u r stoopid skum! only a dum beatch az u r kud bee sooo stoopid! in mi place we wud beet thu shit frum u an thin stomp thu shit frum u! wimun r gud four one thang an thet is fur skruin. i lik tu skru, mabee u an me kud skru sumtime. eye had a lot of stuff ta say at u but eye kant rekal al uf it doo tu eye m sooo mad tu u. y du u git me sech furry? It onlee mks me seek tu put payn on u! if u wud jus b a gud gurl than eye wud not feeel thet eye cun brake ur bbonz. eye luv tu luk at ur purdy pectur in this hear cumputr cuz thay mak me felll gud tu u. eye onlyist wisht thet u wud not suk niger cok bekaus nigers aint gud fer u unles u is a niger than it is ok. meye gurl ccuzun saz thet eye ciferd al these hear wurds out purdy gud sence eye onlyst feneshed skool doun to mrten loothur keeng kolag fur xsepshunul blek aferecunz. meye moma sez fur u tu sen muny when u tern sum triks, es it trik r treet tim? eye mus klos meye leder eye kcant thenk up no moor wurds meye hed hertz. eye luv u . beye

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Date sent: Sat, 30 Oct 1999 12:21:11 -0700
From: i452437@thegrid.net
Send reply to: alfamco@thegrid.net
Subject: News

HBI:

I haven't written in a few weeks, so I thought I'd drop you a quick note. Nice ass you got, nice rack too! Do you swallow or do you weed out the male sperm and only ingest the female ones? Can you take eight inches? Up the ass, in your head? I bet we could have a great time, you on all fours out on your lawn. I know you like to be spamked because you are such a naughty little girl. O.K., enough cliches and complements. Seriously, u shur r a purdee liddle heffer, nere es purdee es ur idoll ms. hilleree! es ur naem moneka? meye naem es beeal. eye wud maek piturs uv meye thang an male em tu u whilst meye ol laedee es goen. by by, luv, mee.

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Date sent: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 10:17:05 -0500
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: honor

Subject: Pop Culture: honor

Name: ttt

Email: t_arsiwala@hotmail.com

Category: honor

Title: movie of all famous actress naked

Artist:

Reasons:

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Date sent: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 16:33:45 -0500
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: Movies

Subject: Pop Culture: Movies

Name: God

Email: elroy_4@alloymail.com

Category: Movies

Title: Barnyard Meyham

Artist:

Reasons:
I think that you should do a video with all you stupid bitches fucking donkeys and horses, with your fat sloppy cunts.

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Date sent: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 01:48:08 +0800
From: CHIH HOONG <planb@tm.net.my>
Send reply to: planb@tm.net.my
Subject: i hate bitches

what good are bitches for except fuckin huh?...women only have money on their mind ....99% of them only 1% go for true love.I know...i've experienced that b4.well..... just want to tell you that i hate bitches and feminist.hehehehe.I hope that the feminism movement falls.Hahahahahaha.Serve you right.Man are made to be more superior than women.That is god's will.....accept it

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From: BlacHawk6@aol.com
Date sent: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 11:29:18 EDT
Subject: your web page

FUCK YOU GAY LESBOS YOU SHOULD ALL BE PUT ON A DESERTED ISLAND SO YOU CAN ALL BE NUKED YOU FUCKIN GAY FAGS. YOU ALL JUST LIKE THE FAKE DILDO SHIT UP YOUR NINE MILE WIDE ASS. YOU FUCKIN QUEERS

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From: jerry26465@bpas01.kfunigraz.ac.at
To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@www.agbar.es>
Subject: hello there
Date sent: Fri, 02 Jul 1999 05:07:39 -0700

hello there just wanted to say hi





hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi

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From: "The Big New Yorker" <yankee5@tampabay.rr.com>
Date sent: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 05:53:11 -0400


...I dont expect anything except what you were ment to do... SUCK THIS !

as you know you will... with those velvet lips, retractable teeth and skid marks on

your tongue !!!

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From: RGirard69@aol.com
Date sent: Sat, 15 May 1999 22:28:48 EDT
Subject: full of self.

its true isnt it , too bad, you will never achieve self fulfillnes sorry cant spell, unliike college lib,, bitch,,, probaly too fuckin uglly to ever get hit on,,,jealisy is bitch,,,,,,,,,,,get over it loooooooser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: "Paul Bailey" <electronfox@hotmail.com>
Subject: Feedback
Date sent: Wed, 12 May 1999 03:27:49 PDT
X-Originating-IP: 203.5.73.100

Typical man-hating shite. I don't give a fuck about your caveats, you fucking go on like you're baiting a sadist. Looks like you wanna set yourself up to be a fuckin' target, with a username of SupremeBitch. Why don't you fucking paint a fucking cross-hair symbol on the back of your fucking skull?

You people, like Valerie Solanas, should be fucking hung, drawn and quartered. I have read some fucking bullshit in my time, but your fucking crap takes the fucking proverbial cake.

I'd like to do you a favour and slap you around, and fucking hard. Unfortunately you're anonymous and safe behind a URL, or I'd find you and fucking hurt you, you stupid cunt!

As far as that dead fuckwit Solanas's cutting-up-men approach, I could reverse it and say "Well, hey, let's cut off women's breasts. Or arms. Or legs, and then can fucking crawl around on their cunts."

If Valerie Solanas was alive I'd gouge her fucking cunt out with a fucking shovel after shooting the bitch in the fucking kneecaps. Hopefully she'd get the fucking message. DON'T FUCKING SHOOT GUYS JUST 'CAUSE THEY ARE GUYS. However, I'd be quite happy to recorrect her belief that the penis = gun, because I'd fuck her and then blow her fucking head off, then ask her fucking corpse what the fucking DIFFERENCE was!

If you're going to shoot artists, target Germaine Greer or Naomi Wolf or Camille Paglia. Why not? Warhol was good enough, let's fucking shoot Germaine!

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING CRAP. YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT. YOU BETTER GET KILLED AND FUCKING SOON. I AM SICK OF YOUR FEMINIST BULLSHIT. YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD IF I FUCKING FIND YOU, SHITSUCKER.

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From: Rawhiderod@aol.com
Date sent: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 18:36:27 EST
Subject: A BITCH IS I A BITCH IS A BITCH IS A BITCH

BITCHES.........I had it up to here with em

      I Put a lot of fear in em
      Drink a beer with em
      No Way,
      Cause I can only deal wit em about a hour every
day. So suck a dick bitch, And lick these nuts Take dildo And fuck yourself up You really need man like man needs you You need a big black dick In ya mouth to chew..................BITCH


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From: Castane Organization: Indiana University Subject: bitch, lick da nutt! alright bitch, im bout to give it to ya straight! you's a ho, u hoes are for liking my DICK when I get home from work! all you stupid bitches are jealous because you can't get a dick in you. you have to settle for your fucking fingers cause you can't get none!!! so all u HB's out there, lick my left, colombian n-u-t! .by the way, I am handsome, and I get a 3.93 gpa. So your fucking case about every hansome man being stupid just went down the toilette, bitch. Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a pimp And I'll pimp you! dis message brought to you by Andy. Representin' upper west side, baby, baby!
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From: buford@pta6000.pld.com (Jeff R. Reece) Subject: hi. how are youy bitches. Date: Mon, 25 Mar 96 23:20:11 -0500 Content-Type: text you goddamned bitch. fuck you and your mother. of course I just did. they filmed gorillas in the mist in your shower, you twisted cunt. why don't you go eat your best bitch friend ant let me tape it and watch. you would r4eally like to feel worthy of a dick but instead you would rather lick another fellow gash because being one, that's what you're familiar with. because you are a bunch of lesbians, you have nothing else betther to do than bag on men so why dont you just go to bed and masturbate with a broom handle or something, you goddamned motherfucking cunt gash rip whore bitch lesbian dyke hole. you are a dick hole in the immortal words of greg nettles "if it weren't for those (tits for you insipid bitches) you'd have a price on your head) women have done nothing for this world. you will never hold a respectable position in major corporations and you will never be president, you fucking liberal pinkos bitch slut whores dago wop bastards so just go eat yourself because no one else will chinga tu madre, pedolas!!!!!!!!!!!
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- From: buford@pta6000.pld.com (Jeff R. Reece) Subject: i was just kidding Date: Mon, 25 Mar 96 23:27:07 -0500 Content-Type: text hey, i was just kidding. cant you take a joke. since you are a base, insipid, obtuse moron woman, I felt the need to say that the last email from me was a joke. i am a happily married man, and you will never be married, because you are a BITCH, a female dog, as webster so waxingly eloquiently puts it. so go get some from your broomhandle (read girlfriend or lover). oh, if you need some money for more batteries, please email me, cunt! jeff
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From: AndML@aol.com Date: Sat, 9 Mar 1996 17:09:52 -0500 Message-ID: <960309170951_241844594@emout08.mail.aol.com> Subject: hi Content-Type: text You are annoying!! Shut up! If you had a man you would talk like that! "Masturbate and Get over it" (NOW) ------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tom Curtin Subject: Hey Bitch!!!! PMS got you down???? just another Bad hair day .... HONEY??? I'd even bet you have vaginal warts. Tell me your troubles, as a man I can steer you straight.
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From: Phil Baker Subject: poor things did your feelings get hurt... too bad, welcome to life.
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From: Pandora <804217@utb.edu> Subject: Men Rule Dick Envy? Men Will always Control women , that the way it will always be sorry, Women were maade for men, its a fact! Bitches ain't shit, but hoes sucking on your dick!!!! A few lines we thought you should know. UTB Evolutionary Society saul@utb.edu and Assosiates ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: #hyeguy Subject: Why women are so fucked up and unhappy,No 1 The problems started when they gave women the vote!!!!It made you believe you had something important to say or add to the world!!!Aside from castrating (you call it sensitivety )men ,you have fucked up the world to come by not being there for your kids and letting some sick sitter abuse your kids for you ,all be cause you dont think(I use the term loosely)you need a man for your lives to be fullfilled! If the men could not bullshit you moron broads so easily ,you might be capable of being our partners!!However you are so dumb that we have to watch tv in order to get intelligent conversation in our lives! Bitch bitch, thats all you broads are good at,no diplomacy,no sensible solutions ,DIVORCE,cause some lesbo said its easy to get along without men,and you were stupid enough to believe it!! Put on some soft clothes and find a hard man to caress you into oblivion!!!!
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From: bill birge Subject: Fuck all you bitches This is to whoever thought of this shit and to all the fucking bitches in the world... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!! At least you're honest in considering yourself bitches, but you all deserve to be shot. Its the tricks and hoes today that make the world as fucked up as it is, and just like my boys Too Short and Snoop, I'll never love 'em. I'll just fuck 'em and put 'em where they belong... 'cause I'm a motherfucking pimp. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, Monte`
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