Dumb and Dumber meet Lame and Lamer
Updated Sept 30, 2002
"Deliverance"-city here... The dregs of the Internet, it would seem.
Too lame to even bother flaming back.... my coffee cup has
a higher IQ than this bunch combined... It's all real, and it's all
unedited. Some of it comes via mail - some via our flame form... What scares me is that they are out there... BREEDING... eeeewww!
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 18:52 -0400
Subject: Male Flame form :
COMMENTS: big and bad on the net...come to my front door stupid bitch...make sure you clean your dirty cunt before you do...i hate smelly bitches
MyOtherName: stuffingdumbcunts
From: "dan cho"
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 22:33:12 +0000
you stupid bitches make my ass laugh. thank you cunts for the hee haws.
peace out you dumb cunts
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 01:15 -0400
Subject: Male Flame form : Danny
Name: Danny
WeeWilly: :0(
shoesize: a bit skinny but im little....shit hot with my tongue though.
RetardationLevel: not much?
MyBossMakes: got sacked for stealing coffee.
blowupdolls: whats one of those?
slimerating: im british
ugly: on
IAmALoser: on
COMMENTS: are you the only girls to have goneither gay or not fit enough to pull worth while blokes....i think.
im not sticking up for men, most of them are fuck wits but im writing more than e to the bother of setting up such a great but slightly too 'man-hating-dyke-ish site'? or are there others?
if i wasn't defensive, you'd hate me for being nice...so...you´re anyone in their right miind would because i couldn't be more bored if i was stuck in munich at 6am and sat in an internet cafe on a head full of cheap slovakian absinthe...........shit, that IS me.
send me an e-thing and you can have my address so you can shit in a bag and send it to me.
if you're in england, let me know and i'll go down on you for free and let you perform shamefully horrific acts of sordid sexual depravity on me.
listen to tool
xx
i look better than you in a dress.
MyOtherName: la la la la
From: Delorbe23@aol.com
Date: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 13:52:40 EDT
Subject: you are nothing but a fat chick that definitely has an axe to grind...
although you dont want to admit it, the wasy you come across is obvious to me that what you need is a man. think about it, why would you consider making this "girl power" site?
we men dont need to create silly websites such as yours because it's obvious that some suffrage centered sweet guy will lash out at it and call it a homosexual's forum.
here is a solution: get yourself a twelve inch dido and while you penetrate yourself, think about the illegitimacy of your claims.
if you believe in the bible, (although i doubt your carpet munching dike ass does) then you would recognize that women came from men.
From: "Kyle"
Subject: fuck you all.
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 20:26:35
Hi.
My name is kyle. and to all the independent women out there, i just want you to know.....I HAVE A VERY BIG DICK.
i just came across this webpage by accident running around on aol. and
then i started to read something by Melinda H. who was ranting about
shovanist pigs, and males big ego's and some other bullshit, and it
upset me so much....
i didnt even finish reading it.
something about "its all about equality baby". Well here's my take on
this, that essay did not only put a chip on my shoulder, it swong a
fuckin sledge hammer at me, and im sure all other men that read it.
So let me speak for all the college going fellas,
and whoever else shares my opinion.
To melinda the dumb cunt and to all the other chicken-shit, half-wit
females of the world that have come to the conclusion that ranting about
males penis sizes on some internet webpage is a good idea, let me tell
it to you like this.
I know that in the United
States we have that wonderful thing called freedom of speech. so your
just as much privilieged to say anything you want about anyone you want,
as anyone else is.
So now let me exercise my freedom of speech you stealing, cheating wench,
This entire webpage and everyone who participates in the name of "heartless bitches" can rot in hell. you bitches have no morals, and somehow feel redeemed and clear-minded after you've insulted the opposite sex in the most demoralizing way possible.
I dont know what kind of foggy twisted realm you, and other women like you are living in.
But i was raised to respect the opposite sex as if it were your second half.
So its women like you that drive men like us fuckin crazy, and then yeah....we will wear out pride on our shoulder and yeah bitch, we will spit down on you if you feel the urge to attempt to cripple our mad-hood with false accusations
and direct insults intentionally aiming to turn men into symbols of greed, envy and disgust.
You have attempted to steal our pride and throw it to the ditch, and you have tried to cheat your way to equality with tricky word combinations ripping down the opposite sex in your destructive path.
You have already achieved equality, what more do you want? a fuckin medal? please!
I would normally feel very uncomfortable writing something like this,
but after reading your half-wit slur of words directed to make us (the men of the world) out to look like zealots,
let me leave you on this little bit of advice.....
Don't ever get caught alone in a dark alley in my neighborhood bitch, cause you wont be walking out of it. And trust me bitch, im not the only one who feels like this. So just be careful where you open your loose pussy of a mouth.
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY.......
PEACE, to all the fellas reading this. We're good people too.
From: "Jeff Miller"
To:
Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 17:08:20 -0400
I have a real real question. I am in Cleveland Ohio. Would any of you woman
wish to castrate a 48 year old male. If there is anyone of you that would...
I am ready and I challenge you to take my balls. My email is
jjfmiller41@aol.com. This is serious business and it is not a joke. I wonder
how many of you really would take my balls. signed Jeffrey
From: "Robert S"
Subject: you
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 16:35:58 -0400
Hi !
Are you jewish ? Because, you seem to have parasitical ideas and pretty much inferior ones, like jews, who always complain about stuff and whine about that thing called holocrap like you whine about men...
Anyays, just wanted to know if your a rat, heu, I mean jewish.
Oh and by the way, Heil Hitler !
"Hope is the denial of reality."
-Margaret Weis
Date: Sun, 21 Jul 2002 11:02:38 -0500
From: James
Subject: You're right!
Just read your article "Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS" and it pretty much hits it dead on the nail. I know, as I use
to be a "nice guy" and after many failures I can say that approach does not work. The best advice for nice guys is to pretty much
do nothing at all. If you do nothing, whether you realize it or not, you are probably still oozing some sap out of your pores, but this
time just the right amount. A little bit of sap, and a lot of salt is the key ingredient.
The fact is, all women take shits and all womens shits DO stink! Also, many womens vaginas stink as well, so that makes
two holes that smell as opposed to men, with only one hole that smells.
Best thing to do is just fuck em' and leave em'.
Fuck you cunt,
James
From: "MANIK 1"
Subject: Fuck Riot Dyyykez
Date sent: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 21:45:56 GMT
Im sure you're all gonna put me into that DUMB male category all you dykes
enjoy so much, but peep dis shit first.
a couple weeks back a couple riot sluts started shit with me and my boy
Psycho Mantis. now we were interested in this riot grrrl thing because
they were so upset about the music me and my crew makes. im in a
horrorcore group called Wikkidri (wicked jree) you dykes are fuckin dumb,
just cuz i said Bitch in my shit dont make me a bad guy. what makes me a
bad guy is that i wanna cut the fuckin head off each and ever slut in this
organization. you are just hair cunt to me. email me all you like. spread
the word of wikkidri, cuz it will be the downfall of our "clique" peep
my groups site, http://wikkidri.cjb.net you guys start static we finish
it, we got plans to fuck you whores over. our song Bitchez Wit Dickz will
be appearin soon, keep an eye out sluts. send me all the hate mail you
want, bash us in our guestbook bring it on, ill enjoy it.
Wikkidri n' Tha Skitzo Squad 4 Life
"One man's trash is anotha man's lova. Death Becomes Her Death Becomes
her" - Wolfpac
-MANIK
oh and my nigga Destrukt Tha Madman, representin tha pyromaniakz is
wondering if you could suck on his sac for a bit.
[Why do I feel like I have just walked into the middle of an Anthony
Burgess novel ...?]
From: YWAIT468@aol.com
Date sent: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:57:18 EST
Subject: TISK TISK
THERE IS A PLACE FOR WRETCHES LIKE YOU AND THOSE LIKE WHO WOULD BAND
TOGETHER IN WEAKNESS.............. THINKING IT WILL GIVE YOU STRENGTH. YOU
ALL NEED TO GET A MAN....GET ME A BEER.....AND GET BACK IN THE
KITCHEN.....................P/S THE HOUSE IS A MESS....DONT YOU DO
ANYTHING AROUND HERE.......
SIGNED..........YEA THATS RIGHT....IM THE GUY WHO DID YOUR
BEST
FRIEND THEN DUMPED HER.]
[As if. You can't even find the caps-lock key.]
P/SS I KNOW YOU'LL BE GETTING BACK TO ME ON
THIS....WHY DONT YOU WAIT TILL YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD SO ITS ANGRY AND
INTERESTING.
[Lame. lame. lame.]
From: HBHTEX@aol.com
Date sent: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 14:30:05 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: SupremeBitch@heartless-bitches.com
I AM A MALE SLAVE IN NEED OF A BRUTAL MISTRESS.CAN YOU HELP?
[NO]
From: "Scott"
To:
Subject: Kick me
Date sent: Tue, 29 Feb 2000 19:33:21 -0500
Hi, my name is Scott, and i honestly like to get kicked in the
balls
by women. I would be honored to meet or talk to any women out there that
would like to practice any self defense or martial arts techniques on me
or if you are a woman that just like to kick guys in the balls. I also
like to kiss and massage women's feet. So if you are a woman that likes to
kick guys in the balls and like to get your feet kissed, please e-mail me
or talk to me online, my name is MadMoose71. I'm not a bad person so
please don't judge me until you have spoken to me. I would very much enjoy
speaking to women that like to kick men in the groin and martial artists,
so even if you don't want to kick me, i would still like to talk with you.
please respond,
Scott
[Normally, I'd put Scott's email in the "clueless" bin, but Scott's fetish warranted something a little more...]
[Note: there is a bunch of these guys who are so clueless they can't
even find the "Send Mail to HBI" link, so they send this kind of stuff
in via the submission form for honorary heartless bitches... ]
Date sent: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 03:33:48 -0600
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Name: JOHN BROSCO
Email: niua59@hotmail.com
Category: honor
Title: fucking with cathe jone
Artist:
Reasons:
I like see catherine being naked showing her pussy
Date sent: Wed, 24 Nov 1999 02:27:18 -0800
From: "sir greg" <frosty13@marijuana.md>
Subject: fuckin bitch
YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM
THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE
FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID
FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU
ARE A BITCH
From: "UW Libraries Public Kiosk PC user" <pubpc@lib.washington.edu>
Subject: 15 men on a dead ho's ass yo-ho and a motherfuckin' 40!
Date sent: Tue, 23 Nov 1999 23:16:28 -0800
I'd like to give you a piece of my mind here, an it's best done with a
quote from the rappers NWA
" so nigga never forget a dead bitch can't tell a nigga SHIT!
one less bitch I gotta worry about,she's outta here; and that's how it
turns out."
write me back sweetie,
afeichtm@u.washington.edu
From: Sprungage@aol.com
Date sent: Mon, 8 Nov 1999 00:12:31 EST
Subject: (no subject)
GET A DICK!!!!
U NEED IT!!!
Date sent: Tue, 2 Nov 1999 17:43:26 -0600
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Name: ifa kass
Email: ufa kass
Category: honor
Title: u fuck your cats
Artist: your mom
Reasons:
because you stupid bitches, are the reason women get no respect. bagging
men will not get you anywhere. so go find a man with a dick and suck it
Date sent: Fri, 15 Oct 1999 11:17:11 -0700
From: i452437@thegrid.net
Send reply to: alfamco@thegrid.net
Subject: Wurds
HB:
eye m writn u tu tel u thet u r stoopid skum! only a dum beatch az u r
kud bee sooo stoopid! in mi place we wud beet thu shit frum u an thin
stomp thu shit frum u! wimun r gud four one thang an thet is fur skruin.
i lik tu skru, mabee u an me kud skru sumtime. eye had a lot of stuff ta
say at u but eye kant rekal al uf it doo tu eye m sooo mad tu u. y du u
git me sech furry? It onlee mks me seek tu put payn on u! if u wud jus b
a gud gurl than eye wud not feeel thet eye cun brake ur bbonz. eye luv tu
luk at ur purdy pectur in this hear cumputr cuz thay mak me felll gud tu
u. eye onlyist wisht thet u wud not suk niger cok bekaus nigers aint gud
fer u unles u is a niger than it is ok. meye gurl ccuzun saz thet eye
ciferd al these hear wurds out purdy gud sence eye onlyst feneshed skool
doun to mrten loothur keeng kolag fur xsepshunul blek aferecunz. meye
moma sez fur u tu sen muny when u tern sum triks, es it trik r treet tim?
eye mus klos meye leder eye kcant thenk up no moor wurds meye hed hertz.
eye luv u . beye
Date sent: Sat, 30 Oct 1999 12:21:11 -0700
From: i452437@thegrid.net
Send reply to: alfamco@thegrid.net
Subject: News
HBI:
I haven't written in a few weeks, so I thought I'd drop you a quick
note. Nice ass you got, nice rack too! Do you swallow or do you weed out
the male sperm and only ingest the female ones? Can you take eight
inches? Up the ass, in your head? I bet we could have a great time, you
on all fours out on your lawn. I know you like to be spamked because you
are such a naughty little girl. O.K., enough cliches and complements.
Seriously, u shur r a purdee liddle heffer, nere es purdee es ur idoll ms.
hilleree! es ur naem moneka? meye naem es beeal. eye wud maek piturs uv
meye thang an male em tu u whilst meye ol laedee es goen. by by, luv,
mee.
Date sent: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 10:17:05 -0500
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Subject: Pop Culture: honor
Name: ttt
Email: t_arsiwala@hotmail.com
Category: honor
Title: movie of all famous actress naked
Artist:
Reasons:
Date sent: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 16:33:45 -0500
From: heartless-bitches@heartless-bitches.com
Subject: Pop Culture: Movies
Subject: Pop Culture: Movies
Name: God
Email: elroy_4@alloymail.com
Category: Movies
Title: Barnyard Meyham
Artist:
Reasons:
I think that you should do a video with all you stupid bitches fucking
donkeys and horses, with your fat sloppy cunts.
Date sent: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 01:48:08 +0800
From: CHIH HOONG <planb@tm.net.my>
Send reply to: planb@tm.net.my
Subject: i hate bitches
what good are bitches for except fuckin huh?...women only have money on
their mind ....99% of them only 1% go for true love.I know...i've
experienced that b4.well..... just want to tell you that i hate bitches
and feminist.hehehehe.I hope that the feminism movement
falls.Hahahahahaha.Serve you right.Man are made to be more superior than
women.That is god's will.....accept it
From: BlacHawk6@aol.com
Date sent: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 11:29:18 EDT
Subject: your web page
FUCK YOU GAY LESBOS YOU SHOULD ALL BE PUT ON A DESERTED ISLAND SO YOU CAN
ALL BE NUKED YOU FUCKIN GAY FAGS. YOU ALL JUST LIKE THE FAKE DILDO SHIT
UP YOUR NINE MILE WIDE ASS. YOU FUCKIN QUEERS
From: jerry26465@bpas01.kfunigraz.ac.at
To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@www.agbar.es>
Subject: hello there
Date sent: Fri, 02 Jul 1999 05:07:39 -0700
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
hello there just wanted to say hi
From: "The Big New Yorker" <yankee5@tampabay.rr.com>
Date sent: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 05:53:11 -0400
...I dont expect anything except what you were ment to do... SUCK THIS !
as you know you will... with those velvet lips, retractable teeth and skid
marks on
your tongue !!!
From: RGirard69@aol.com
Date sent: Sat, 15 May 1999 22:28:48 EDT
Subject: full of self.
its true isnt it , too bad, you will never achieve self fulfillnes
sorry cant spell, unliike college lib,, bitch,,, probaly too
fuckin uglly to ever get hit on,,,jealisy is bitch,,,,,,,,,,,get over
it loooooooser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: "Paul Bailey" <electronfox@hotmail.com>
Subject: Feedback
Date sent: Wed, 12 May 1999 03:27:49 PDT
X-Originating-IP: 203.5.73.100
Typical man-hating shite. I don't give a fuck about your caveats, you
fucking go on like you're baiting a sadist. Looks like you wanna set
yourself up to be a fuckin' target, with a username of SupremeBitch. Why
don't you fucking paint a fucking cross-hair symbol on the back of your
fucking skull?
You people, like Valerie Solanas, should be fucking hung, drawn and
quartered. I have read some fucking bullshit in my time, but your fucking
crap takes the fucking proverbial cake.
I'd like to do you a favour and slap you around, and fucking hard.
Unfortunately you're anonymous and safe behind a URL, or I'd find you and
fucking hurt you, you stupid cunt!
As far as that dead fuckwit Solanas's cutting-up-men approach, I could
reverse it and say "Well, hey, let's cut off women's breasts. Or arms.
Or legs, and then can fucking crawl around on their cunts."
If Valerie Solanas was alive I'd gouge her fucking cunt out with a fucking
shovel after shooting the bitch in the fucking kneecaps. Hopefully she'd
get the fucking message. DON'T FUCKING SHOOT GUYS JUST 'CAUSE THEY ARE
GUYS. However, I'd be quite happy to recorrect her belief that the penis
= gun, because I'd fuck her and then blow her fucking head off, then ask
her fucking corpse what the fucking DIFFERENCE was!
If you're going to shoot artists, target Germaine Greer or Naomi Wolf or
Camille Paglia. Why not? Warhol was good enough, let's fucking shoot
Germaine!
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING CRAP. YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT. YOU BETTER GET
KILLED AND FUCKING SOON. I AM SICK OF YOUR FEMINIST BULLSHIT. YOU ARE
FUCKING DEAD IF I FUCKING FIND YOU, SHITSUCKER.
From: Rawhiderod@aol.com
Date sent: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 18:36:27 EST
Subject: A BITCH IS I A BITCH IS A BITCH IS A BITCH
BITCHES.........I had it up to here with em
I Put a lot of fear in em
Drink a beer with em
No Way,
Cause I can only deal wit em about a hour every
day. So suck a dick bitch, And lick these nuts Take dildo And fuck
yourself up You really need man like man needs you You need a big black
dick In ya mouth to chew..................BITCH
From: Castane
Organization: Indiana University
Subject: bitch, lick da nutt!
alright bitch, im bout to give it to ya straight!
you's a ho, u hoes are for liking my DICK when I
get home from work! all you stupid bitches are jealous
because you can't get a dick in you. you have to settle
for your fucking fingers cause you can't get none!!!
so all u HB's out there, lick my left, colombian n-u-t!
.by the way, I am handsome, and I get a 3.93 gpa. So your fucking
case about every hansome man being stupid just went down the toilette,
bitch.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a pimp
And I'll pimp you!
dis message brought to you by Andy. Representin' upper west side,
baby, baby!
From: buford@pta6000.pld.com (Jeff R. Reece)
Subject: hi. how are youy bitches.
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 96 23:20:11 -0500
Content-Type: text
you goddamned bitch. fuck you and your mother. of course I
just did. they filmed gorillas in the mist in your
shower, you twisted cunt. why don't you go eat your best bitch friend
ant let me tape it and watch. you would r4eally like to feel worthy
of a dick but instead you would rather lick another fellow gash
because being one, that's what you're familiar with.
because you are a bunch of lesbians, you have nothing else betther
to do than bag on men
so why dont you just go to bed and masturbate with a broom handle
or something, you goddamned motherfucking cunt gash rip whore bitch
lesbian dyke hole.
you are a dick hole
in the immortal words of greg nettles "if it weren't for those
(tits for you insipid bitches) you'd have a price on your head)
women have done nothing for this world. you will never hold
a respectable position in major corporations and you will never
be president, you fucking liberal pinkos bitch slut whores dago
wop bastards so just go eat yourself because no one else will
chinga tu madre, pedolas!!!!!!!!!!!
-
From: buford@pta6000.pld.com (Jeff R. Reece)
Subject: i was just kidding
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 96 23:27:07 -0500
Content-Type: text
hey, i was just kidding. cant you take a joke. since you are a
base, insipid, obtuse moron woman, I felt the need to say that
the last email from me was a joke. i am a happily married man,
and you will never be married, because you are a BITCH, a female
dog, as webster so waxingly eloquiently puts it. so go get some
from your broomhandle (read girlfriend or lover). oh, if you need
some money for more batteries, please email me, cunt!
jeff
From: AndML@aol.com
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 1996 17:09:52 -0500
Message-ID: <960309170951_241844594@emout08.mail.aol.com>
Subject: hi
Content-Type: text
You are annoying!!
Shut up!
If you had a man you would talk like that!
"Masturbate and Get over it" (NOW)
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From: Tom Curtin
Subject: Hey Bitch!!!!
PMS got you down???? just another Bad hair day .... HONEY??? I'd even
bet you have vaginal warts. Tell me your troubles, as a man I can steer
you straight.
From: Phil Baker
Subject: poor things
did your feelings get hurt... too bad, welcome to life.
From: Pandora <804217@utb.edu>
Subject: Men Rule
Dick Envy? Men Will always Control women , that the way it
will always be
sorry, Women were maade for men, its a fact!
Bitches ain't shit, but hoes sucking on your dick!!!!
A few lines we thought you should know.
UTB Evolutionary Society
saul@utb.edu and Assosiates
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From: #hyeguy
Subject: Why women are so fucked up and unhappy,No 1
The problems started when they gave women the vote!!!!It made you
believe you had something important to say or add to the world!!!Aside
from castrating (you call it sensitivety )men ,you have fucked up the
world to come by not being there for your kids and letting some sick
sitter abuse your kids for you ,all be cause you dont think(I use the
term loosely)you need a man for your lives to be fullfilled! If the men
could not bullshit you moron broads so easily ,you might be capable of
being our partners!!However you are so dumb that we have to watch tv
in order to get intelligent conversation in our lives! Bitch bitch,
thats all you broads are good at,no diplomacy,no sensible
solutions ,DIVORCE,cause some lesbo said its easy to get along without
men,and you were stupid enough to believe it!! Put on some soft clothes
and find a hard man to caress you into oblivion!!!!
From: bill birge
Subject: Fuck all you bitches
This is to whoever thought of this shit and to all the fucking
bitches in the world... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!! At least you're honest in
considering yourself bitches, but you all deserve to be shot. Its the
tricks and hoes today that make the world as fucked up as it is, and
just like my boys Too Short and Snoop, I'll never love 'em. I'll just
fuck 'em and put 'em where they belong... 'cause I'm a motherfucking
pimp.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks,
Monte`
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